Re: But A Greater Friend To The Truth

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No, but I've never pretended that I have.

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Did you just see something like that?

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I've laughed through a cigarette, blowing hot ashes all over my keyboard. Does that count?

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I can't remember spitting up (dribbling, maybe). But on several occasions in my high school art class I had to walk over to the sink because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't stop drooling and crying.

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I'm pretty mouth-continent.

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Yes.

Not very many times, though. And, to be clear, I'm talking about being in the middle of swallowing a drink of something.

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I have occasionally rolled on the floor, laughing out loud, but never in reaction to anything I've read on a computer screen.

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My family have successfully made me spit beverages, but it takes timing -- nothing I read is going to do it.

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I couldn't stop drooling and crying

That was pretty much my high school experience too, minus the lead-in laughter.

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In college, my friends and I used to practice our spit takes. Good times. The sad thing -- and it really is sad -- is that now the only occassions I really have to execute a good spit take are when I'm alone reading blogs. It's not the same. This really isn't the life I envisioned for myself.

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I've choked. And I think once I did kinda do a "pfft."

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I once laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.

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11: ATM.

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12 also.

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Jackmormon -- yes, but did your ass actually come off?

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I L'edMAO just the other day, and I'm still looking for it. I think Jesus nicked it and took it to his hideout behind the sofa.

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I've laughed continuously for over an hour, with some help from libations. That was fun.

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To me the worst of it was being shackled to a bolt in the middle of the room and being forced by my captors to laugh continuously for over 40 hours.

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After I read the Poor Man's "These are the Voyages of the Starship Boboprise" I kept laughing at random times throughout the day. I just heard the little Star Trek voice saying that, and it cracked me up. No beverages, though.

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These are the voyages of the starship Boobyprize.

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Did I ever claim that I had? No. Would some enthusiasts like to allege that I had? Yes. Are there persistent ass-detachment allegations circulating among the marginal, conspiratorial critics? Yes. Will their laughable--nose-snorting laughable, not floor-loving laughable--rumor-mongering deter my efforts? Well, that would be irresponsible.

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I have and just did again. When I read this.

Cmon, you know you want to click on through.

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Hey you know, I once rolled in the aisles. No joke (well that is "yes joke" but no, I am not making a joke when I posit this claim) -- Me and Ellen were in Paris once and there was a Marx Brothers festival playing. We went to see A Day at the Races (in English, with French subtitles), and at one point during the movie, I was actually laughing so hard I fell out of my seat.

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Hey you know, I once rolled in the aisles. No joke (well that is "yes joke" but no, I am not making a joke when I posit this claim) -- Me and Ellen were in Paris once and there was a Marx Brothers festival playing. We went to see A Day at the Races (in English, with French subtitles), and at one point during the movie, I was actually laughing so hard I fell out of my seat.

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That post should never have been doubled. I swear to you, I clicked on the "Post" button just once. As G-D is my witness.

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Gary Danko is your witness? Impressive.

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Gary Danko

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Actually I overstepped. Harrison Ford is my Witness.

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As a youngun I did once have milk come out my nose while laughing. It hurts a little.

But in all fairness to ROFLMAO I say other phrases out of politeness that are not meant to be taken literally.

"How are you," "Pleased to meet you," and "It looks great from this angle" for example.

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