Re: Olden Days Were Teh Suck

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Lee Marvin always did it for me.

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...and who doesn't have the hots for Eli Wallach?

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actually, my gradmother knew eli wallach! wasn't a lot of eli wallach loving going on, though. still, she said he was one funny cocksucker. um, guy.

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Lee Van Cleef makes pipe smoking look cool. That requires such levels of wicked cocksucker that Van Cleef could likely break a man's arm by looking at him in a disgruntled manner.

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Lee Van Cleef makes pipe smoking look cool

And that's not a euphemism.

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Of course what I meant was wizard cocksucker. Wicked cocksucker is consigned to lesser levels of cocksucker -- Yule Brenner perhaps.

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Star of The King and I Christmas Special.

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This is not my day for blogging. Paul Diegnan is an ass!

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This post shows that some people are incapable of learning from Leon Kass, no matter how hard he tries to enlighten us. As long as a society adequately polices the distinction between virgins and whores, it is not a morally ugly society. On the contrary, it is a society from which we have much to learn about virtue.

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Deadwood actresses clean up nicely. And not a damn one of them is some super-skinny twenty-something.

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Dirty Little Billy is supposed to be a pretty grimy movie.

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