I for one, didn't know his real name... now that I do, I'm suprised there haven't been more "Armsmashed busting a Capps in your ass... ATM" jokes going around...
My wife is a rising art star. (Seriously.) I think that Armsmasher should use his influence over the art world to hammer home two points: (1) conceptual representational painting is the new big thing, and (2) small, meticulously painted pieces should cost a lot more than big, sloppily painted ones.
Wow, I've read his blog for months, and seen his picture at his blog, and still never the thought went through my mind that the name "Kriston" could belong to a man.
Change your name dude! Change it now! Just remove the "n" at the end!
How fisticated was it?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:49 AM
Dude, you blew his cover. I'd have never guessed what Armsmasher's real name was.
Posted by bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:52 AM
Shut up, Julie.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:53 AM
How fisticated was it?
This is a question for Fontana, I think.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:53 AM
Dude, you blew his cover. I'd have never guessed what Armsmasher's real name was.
Np, I'll have the chance to pay him back in 2 weeks.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:55 AM
Np, …
Nota Pene?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:59 AM
I for one, didn't know his real name... now that I do, I'm suprised there haven't been more "Armsmashed busting a Capps in your ass... ATM" jokes going around...
Posted by mike d | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 11:01 AM
I'd correct that, but "Armsmashed" seems so cool...
Posted by mike d | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 11:02 AM
Are you saying that if you have a gold tooth, Kriston will think you fly?
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 11:10 AM
Nota Pene?
Nothing personal.
Posted by tiny emperor | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 11:33 AM
Nota Pene?
Nota problema.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 11:39 AM
I am awash in corrigenda.
tiny emperor, new handle?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 11:41 AM
My wife is a rising art star. (Seriously.) I think that Armsmasher should use his influence over the art world to hammer home two points: (1) conceptual representational painting is the new big thing, and (2) small, meticulously painted pieces should cost a lot more than big, sloppily painted ones.
So, yeah, go do that please.
Posted by pjs | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 2:44 PM
tiny emperor, new handle?
Oops, holdover from fafblog.
Posted by ogmb | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 2:55 PM
Wow, I've read his blog for months, and seen his picture at his blog, and still never the thought went through my mind that the name "Kriston" could belong to a man.
Change your name dude! Change it now! Just remove the "n" at the end!
Posted by Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:15 PM
Discussed.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 10:26 PM