Re: Them little computers sure is nifty

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Heck, I kow two members of the clergy that have a Blackberry right here smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.

Imagine that.

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Sprinkle manure, obv.

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Many shovel so that the few may sprinkle.

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I don't know why we even bother to let you people have airports.

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They're necessary for the NCAA football schedule.

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Email? You midwesterners are still on email? Hah! You're probably still using the old-style, skull-external blackberries, aren't you? I'd love to see the look on your faces when you finally get

Well. I've said too much. Suffice it to say that you might want to be sure that your next desk has an electrical outlet at crotch level.

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Just be sure your email virus protection is up to date. There's some things penicillin won't cure.

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Ah, but Leon Kass would argue that virus protection prevents us from knowing the true joys of email, for if there isn't some sense of risk involved, it's really just a commodity.

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Can your inbox handle my 9MB attachment?

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Can your inbox handle my 9mm Beretta?

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ATM.

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9 millimeters, Wolfson? Ouch.

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Shucks, us middle folk simply got us a passle of blackberries this time of year. they be tart but some sugar will fix them up real good.

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Let me hand you my 9 mm magnifying glass...

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Doesn't the sugar make the keys sticky?

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blackberries at this time of year?

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That ain't sugar, baby...

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Well . . . a month or two ago. Now it's apples and punkins.

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Whal, I reckon' y'all just don't need that mouse-thingy that was invented heyar any more.

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