Email? You midwesterners are still on email? Hah! You're probably still using the old-style, skull-external blackberries, aren't you? I'd love to see the look on your faces when you finally get
Well. I've said too much. Suffice it to say that you might want to be sure that your next desk has an electrical outlet at crotch level.
Ah, but Leon Kass would argue that virus protection prevents us from knowing the true joys of email, for if there isn't some sense of risk involved, it's really just a commodity.
Heck, I kow two members of the clergy that have a Blackberry right here smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.
Imagine that.
Posted by Steven Taylor | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:02 AM
Sprinkle manure, obv.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:10 AM
Many shovel so that the few may sprinkle.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:36 AM
I don't know why we even bother to let you people have airports.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:37 AM
They're necessary for the NCAA football schedule.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:39 AM
Email? You midwesterners are still on email? Hah! You're probably still using the old-style, skull-external blackberries, aren't you? I'd love to see the look on your faces when you finally get
Well. I've said too much. Suffice it to say that you might want to be sure that your next desk has an electrical outlet at crotch level.
Posted by tom | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:43 AM
Just be sure your email virus protection is up to date. There's some things penicillin won't cure.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 10:51 AM
Ah, but Leon Kass would argue that virus protection prevents us from knowing the true joys of email, for if there isn't some sense of risk involved, it's really just a commodity.
Posted by SP | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 1:06 PM
Can your inbox handle my 9MB attachment?
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 1:36 PM
Can your inbox handle my 9mm Beretta?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 1:55 PM
ATM.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 1:57 PM
9 millimeters, Wolfson? Ouch.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:04 PM
Shucks, us middle folk simply got us a passle of blackberries this time of year. they be tart but some sugar will fix them up real good.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:09 PM
Let me hand you my 9 mm magnifying glass...
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:09 PM
Doesn't the sugar make the keys sticky?
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:11 PM
blackberries at this time of year?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:15 PM
That ain't sugar, baby...
Posted by SP | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:34 PM
Well . . . a month or two ago. Now it's apples and punkins.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 2:38 PM
Whal, I reckon' y'all just don't need that mouse-thingy that was invented heyar any more.
Posted by Camera Obscura | Link to this comment | 11- 3-05 3:37 PM