Re: Unfogged World Tour

1

Barring anything unforeseen, I'm there.

when is that, exactly, folks?

Games are at 1, 4, and 8:30 ET, though the late game is Lions/Packers, which could only be of interest to fantasy owners of the incomparable Samkon Gado.

horizontal rule
2

The Redskins game is the main event for Washingtonians, but it starts at 4pm and is against the suck-ass Cardinals. Convening at 1pm to celebrate football in the abstract (go Team A!) probably makes more sense. But I'll happily show up at whatever time is decided upon.

horizontal rule
3

1mm is good. I have to head up to NY that afternoon, so can't stay too late.

horizontal rule
4

Will Labs be going by pseud, and if so, which pseud?

horizontal rule
5

go Team A!

I nominate the Panthers.

horizontal rule
6

And the breakfast taco offer still stands. If folks are interested in showing up at Yglesias and my place at around noon, we could eat and then walk over for the 1 o'clock game. (You're out by 6 or so, right Ogged?)

horizontal rule
7

Sorry I'm going to miss your DC debut, Ogged. Pour a little on the ground for me.

horizontal rule
8

1mm is good.

Poor, poor Ogged.

horizontal rule
9

Shit. Some typos hurt more than others.

horizontal rule
10

You're out by 6 or so, right Ogged?

Out? Probably have to leave DC by 4-ish. I'm usually up at 6, but not when I'm on vacation. The breakfast tacos sound great, and I'll try to make it for those. Can't be sure, though.

horizontal rule
11

If anyone else wants breakfast tacos (potato, eggs, chorizo, homemade pico, and a Secret Ingredient), shout out now! I need a headcount.

horizontal rule
12

You're just goading me, aren't you Armsmasher?

horizontal rule
13

Chorizo?

ME! ME!

horizontal rule
14

Ogged is going to bring leftovers up to NY, right?

horizontal rule
15

Sorry to miss the emergence of Apostropher from the underground bunker. Enjoy.

My only suggestion would be that you miss the what promises to be an awful 4:00 game, and instead have Fontana bring a disk from the unfogged archives.

horizontal rule
16

If anyone else wants breakfast tacos (potato, eggs, chorizo, homemade pico, and a Secret Ingredient), shout out now! I need a headcount.

I'm not sure you can call it a taco and still consider the tortilla a secret.

horizontal rule
17

and a Secret Ingredient

Yum.

horizontal rule
18

This is why you should always ask for a clarification when people say that the secret ingredient is love.

horizontal rule
19

And if the secret ingredient is "dishonor," you really need to pass.

horizontal rule
20

As long as it isn't battery acid.

horizontal rule
21

I added a new tomatillo sauce to go with the pico. It's storebought, though, so it's in part shame that motivates the secret. I'll figure out how to make this hot sauce, damnit.

horizontal rule
22

the secret ingredient is love

To be fair, it is a very thin line that separates love and sun-dried feces.

horizontal rule
23

To be fair, it is a very thin line that separates love and sun-dried feces.

And I can't say for sure what all goes into the chorizo.

horizontal rule
24

I toured a sausage plant once, just to be able to say that I had, and I'd wager that the more pertinent question is what doesn't go into chorizo.

horizontal rule
25

I'm in for breakfast tacos. Is your address online?

horizontal rule
26

Mmm, tacos. I'm in.

horizontal rule
27

Michael, are you coming all the way from Louisiana or do you have a new base of operations?

horizontal rule
28

I'll pick up e-mail addresses from this thread and send out invitations. Hungry lurkers should either step forward or e-mail me.

horizontal rule
29

I am a sucker for breakfast tacos.

horizontal rule
30

what kind of a world tour is that? ?

un grand harrumph! de paris, ou nous n'avons pas de breakfast burritos, mais toutes autres sortes de choses.

horizontal rule
31

freedom toast, par exemple

horizontal rule
32

Chorizo is lymph nodes and salivary glands. There's a high-end lite chorizo which is free of those, but it isn't really chorizo.

horizontal rule
33

Sausage is one of the few foods that can let us connect with our ancestors in that "use the whole animal" way. I can be (surprise) pretty finicky about food, but when it comes to sausage, when people tell me about the literal and figurative crap in it, I just think, "awesome, give me more."

horizontal rule
34

Does anyone still use the spelling "faeces"?

horizontal rule
35

Yes, a surprisingly large number of people.

horizontal rule
36

Tidbit: the singular of "feces" is "fex". But see Edmund Morris, writing in the New Yorker:

Perhaps the best of Reagan's one-liners came after he attended his last ceremonial dinner, with the Knights of Malta in New York City on January 13, 1989. The evening's m.c., a prominent lay Catholic, was rendered so emotional by wine that he waved aside protocol and followed the President's speech with a rather slurry one of his own. It was to the effect that Ronald Reagan, a defender of the rights of the unborn, knew that all human beings begin life as "feces." The speaker cited Cardinal John O'Connor (sitting aghast nearby) as "a fece" who had gone on to greater things. "You, too, Mr. President—you were once a fece!"

En route back to Washington on Air Force One, Reagan twinklingly joined his aides in the main cabin. "Well," he said, "that's the first time I've flown to New York in formal attire to be told I was a piece of shit."
horizontal rule
37

Via.

horizontal rule
38

I now have to figure out how to work that anecdote into an IRL conversation, because it's fantastic.

horizontal rule
39

Based on my taco eating experience, the secret ingredient seems to be shredded cheese.

horizontal rule
40

There's one guy who won't be going to jail for his sources.

horizontal rule
41

Apparently his source was himself.

horizontal rule
42

I would really like to witness Wehttam Saiselgy-mocking in person. Barring his going to NYC for mockery, I demand WDC silliness write-ups. Demand, I tell you.

horizontal rule
43

That 11-28-05-10:22 was me.

horizontal rule
44

I demand discreetly-taken photos of ogged's ex.

horizontal rule
45

Why does the backslash mean "ackmormon"?

I am all bitter that I will miss the whole thing. Kindly videotape it for me.

horizontal rule
46

By which you mean, peeping-tom pictures of her bits.

horizontal rule
47

By which you mean, her Circus Peanuts.

horizontal rule
48

#44: We don't need pictures, but someone needs to take ogged's "Will Not Date" list and check it against the ex. I bet she's Russian.

horizontal rule
49

Half-Russian, actually.

horizontal rule
50

Am now googling to see if half-russian has some sort of sexual connotation of which I am not aware. Or did you previously meet her, Wolfson?

horizontal rule
51

You'll never know.

horizontal rule
52

Damn you, Wolfson, and your infernal genius!

horizontal rule
53

I can be (surprise) pretty finicky about food, but when it comes to sausage, when people tell me about the literal and figurative crap in it, I just think, "awesome, give me more."

What if I told you it had boiled cow's head in it?

horizontal rule
54

Whoa, there's a meet-up?

horizontal rule
55

Oy vey.

horizontal rule
56

I'm in. See you tomorrow.

horizontal rule