Re: Wallace Hettle [redacted]

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'Doesn't stop sipping his beverage"? Gross.

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This does not count as a new and substantive post.

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Who wants to bet that he has a receding hairline and a short gray ponytail?

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It would suck to be lectured about things outside the scope of the class by an uncreative, beverage sipper.

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And, really, FL, most of the comments are reasonably positive. One wacked-out student does not a bad prof make.

(Is anyone else uncharitably thinking though, that the institutional gravitas of the University! of Northern! Iowa! only balances a corn tassel?)

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I wonder if Tripp has anything to say about Iowa?

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Photo

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I was at a party a few weeks ago with a number of college profs in attendance and they all confessed to being completely obsessed with their hotness score on Rate My Professor. I notice Hettle's hotness score is 0.

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their hotness score

Their who in the what now?

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I know, I'm totally disappointed that he has a pretty good rating. But complaining about cheap shots is like...like...

the pot calling the Hettle black!

Ok, that doesn't make any sense, but I needed a chance to let it fly.

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Besides rating teaching ability, you can also indicate whether a professor is hot or not. After you get so many "hot" votes, you get a chili pepper by your name.

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It's like the hack calling the Hettle hot?

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Oh, what fresh hell is this. I mean, knowing this, who could possibly resist going to check their own ratings?

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Or creating false identities with which to raise one's hotness rating. (So, FL -- hot or not?)

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Or creating false identities with which to raise one's hotness rating

Oh, Lord, I was hating myself enough for wanting to check. I hadn't yet considered that dark depth of the professorial soul.

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Leon Kass has a hotness rating of 1, fwiw.

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You ern your slols by professing? Sheesh. How many of you are there here?

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How many Moldovans or how many professors? Or how many Moldovan professors?

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Does being a Professor of Love count?

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apo, only if you have a Doctorate. ABD doesn't count.

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Doesn't having kids prove the practical component of the doctorate?

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They call me Dr. Love.

I've got the cure you're thinking of.

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16: That means one person (out of four) found him hot.

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No, if there are kids resulting, then there is no pleasure involved. Thus avoiding the affront to...[pick your jehovah].

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Dude, did we crash the RateMyProfessor site? Totally stopped working for me.

Haha.

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24 to 21

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No it doesn't, Weiner.

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Lb, I have 5 hotness points.

You don't need to create fake identities to rate yourself, by the way. I haven't yet stooped to this level, but it's possible.

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Hey FL, what is the meaning of your pseudonym? Because I was reading a bigraphical note on Ivor Cutler today that said he had first recorded on the Fontana label -- Had to read that twice before I realized they were not talking about you. And that made me think, what is Fontana Labs anyways? Since I hate being in the dark I put the question to you.

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Totally OT: Josh Marshall just posted "GOP imploding on Capitol Hill. More soon."

I hate that.

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I have 5 hotness points

...in my pants!

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I hate that

The tease, or the implosion?

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re 29: I actually ate at a place the other day called "Fontana Subs."

It was ok.

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If I didn't luv the implosion, I wouldn't hate the tease so.

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Well, who could substitute for Fontana?

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Hey FL, what is the meaning of your pseudonym?

Huh. I think I now know the name of an institution that FL either is or was at some point associated with.

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what is Fontana Labs anyways

Duo Fontana. You'll have to guess which one is Labs.

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Oh no! A LizardBreath Indiscretion Error!

(I just mistyped as "Lixardbreath". I think there's potential.)

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Oh no! A LizardBreath Indiscretion Error!

Previously known as a Weiner Indiscretion Error.

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I think I now know the name of an institution that FL either is or was at some point associated with.

The Mineshaft Institute of Technology?

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LB, you know I love you, but that's sort of uncalled for.

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The Mineshaft Institute of Technology?

Man, those were the days. Them cats threw some wild parties.

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Sorry, I posted it and then thought better of it -- I was just surprised to have gotten a result. Do edit: I would have if I could.

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Whoops, I'd forgotten about that. You may want to edit the old thread, too.

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Too late.

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There's a shoe store down the street from me called Fontana's. I once bought some shoelaces there.

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Well, I'm sure no one will take THAT as encouragement.

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Fontana labs are just like chocolate labs, except they experiment on fontanas instead of on chocolate.

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How tolerant is FL's advisor of sex with student successes?

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ATM?

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