Re: Why I suck

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Wait, hit #2 is "Electric Bugaloo"? What is going on here?

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Fine. No one wants to talk about Electric Bugaloo, or why FL sucks. It's all torture, torture, torture.

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Perhaps you'd find this story more to your liking? CNN seems to consider it a top story.

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I for one had never seen the Calvin-peeing-on-Calvin-peeing thing before. I thought it was pretty good.

I think there is still a lot more that can be done with the whole Calvin-peeing-on-things gag. Other avenues/themes to explore . . .

Academia: Calvin peeing on Jacques Derrida (for instance)

Cartoon/kinky: Calvin peeing on Hobbes

Surrealist: Calvin peeing on a melting giraffe

Historical/ironic: John Calvin peeing on the Pope

Literal/ironic: Calvin peeing into a urinal

Where else can we take this?

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John Calvin should pee on Hobbes.

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I think that reading this post before the one under it kind of ruins the effect.

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Well, there's the straightforward but delightful "calvin peeing on calvin peeing on dodge/ford". But perhaps that's not consciously ironic enough.

How about the standard "calvin peeing on ford/dodge/whatever", but on a prius or a VW bug?

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There is an individual using the e-mail: flossiefloss@mac.com

that has sent a threatening letter to my wife at work. Please search your records for this individual immediately.

I am concerned that he/she may pose a threat.

Thanks

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The main URL for "Electric Bugaloo" redirects to "hey freak dot com!" I guess I deserved that.

(Threatening letters: Very very bad. We disapprove.)

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I think this is properly a design job for M.P. Escher.

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M.C. Escher. In the house, yo.

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Shouldn't that be I.C. Weiner?

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That sucks about the threatening letter, Paul. No one with that email address has ever commented here.

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12: It's actually quite warm.

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Glad to hear it.

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Calvin peeing into a fountain that runs around until it drains onto Calvin.

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How about Calvin peeing on a cross? Or the other way around, if you live in Redland and are concerned about your personal safety.

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Ack, a threat? Certainly not good. (But if you have the threatening e-mail and the e-mail address, what would you need another blog's comments for?)

Escher Calvins pwn. That is my only opinion on it.

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(Seems, at least if the anonymous commenter is being truthful, it wasn't so much 'threatening' as 'let his wife know he was making a fool of himself on the Internet.' My bet: "Oh, I meant 'threatening' just like Hettle meant 'threatening'. Mandelbrot set.")

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Is this the open thread? kewl.

So I think it's funny that the German pron spammer is going around picking on threads that contain the relevant phrase. I like to think of its frustration when it goes for "apostropher nipple" spam and sees we're already giving it away free.

Also this was funny--LB had the spirit from the very beginning. And was it only March 30?

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I've been hanging around a lot since early this year -- basically since I changed jobs in January. (Although I think I commented once or twice even before that.)

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I can't remember exactly how long I've been hanging around--I remember that I was thinking of volunteering to head to Chicago for the original Unf/Ogged/Wolfson/Kotsko meetup, but didn't feel as though I were securely a member of the crew yet.

And some time back I was surprised to find that you'd popped up in my 100th blog post, from Feb. '04, because of some CT comments.

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The text of the Deutschepornspamkomment,* which Babelfish renders as "that the French king is not to possess a personal domain", got me to wondering about the present king of France. He's bald, isn't he?

*dass der französische König keine persönliche Domäne besitzen soll. (Text apparently snatched from here.)

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The present king isn't Santa Claus, like everywhere else?

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Except in France, instead of "Ho, ho, ho!" he says "Pute, pute, pute!"

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Père Noël, n'est pas? Very bald.

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I indirectly referred to the baldness of the present King of France two days ago.

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I directly referred to it--in fact I was going to tell SB, in response to 23, "That depends on what a cohina is," but that was the next entry.

(I get pretty much pwned in comments to the first one.)

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Literal/ironic: Calvin peeing into a urinal

Brian Eno peeing onto Marcel Duchamp.

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