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If you want to see somebody doing impressifucking pushups, google for B-Cone -- if you can't find it, maybe I can email the video. Its a breakdancing video, but one of the most physically impressive things I've ever seen: this guy does pushups with his feet off the fucking ground!
I believe that the Guinness Book of Records standard is elbow bent to 90 degrees.
Posted by dsquared | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 3:16 PM
So moving your elbows between 90 and 100 degree angles repeatedly counts as push-up repititions for the Guinness Book of Records?
I'm now officially unimpressed by every sinlge record in that book. There's a presumption of illegitimacy.
I still like Guinness beer though.
Posted by Urple | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 3:31 PM
A push-up, as I learned it, requires your back to be straight, and your chest to touch (or almost touch) the ground for each repetition.
That's the pre 9/11 mindset speaking.
Posted by Ugh | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 5:25 PM
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Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 5:41 PM
No wiggles for you.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 5:46 PM
:(
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 5:49 PM
There there. Maybe wiggles tomorrow. :-)
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 5:51 PM
yayyyyy wiggles
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 5:53 PM
Gayest exchange ever?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 6:08 PM
Yup.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 6:11 PM
If those things count as push-ups, I've probably unknowingly broken the world record just having sex.
Posted by Frederick | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 6:14 PM
We talkin hand-jobs here, or tittyfucking?
Posted by Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 6:32 PM
Pushups also have to be as slow and painful as possible.
I'm tired of Guiness beer.
Posted by Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 10:16 PM
I used to do push ups where you have to clap your hands at the top, behind your back. I kid you not. But it was years ago, and murder on the chin.
Posted by Mr. B | Link to this comment | 12-31-05 2:22 AM
If you want to see somebody doing impressifucking pushups, google for B-Cone -- if you can't find it, maybe I can email the video. Its a breakdancing video, but one of the most physically impressive things I've ever seen: this guy does pushups with his feet off the fucking ground!
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Posted by John | Link to this comment | 12-31-05 8:31 AM