Re: Amateurs

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the idea was to build some suspense in the editing process by cutting back and forth from the quivering lovehole to the punishing bootyplug several times before the serious pummeling began.

Well, of course.

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my most humbling moment was swimming and playing basketball

They do that professionally?

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I believe it's called "water polo".

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Dear Unfogged,

I just bought my boyfriend Illinois, Abnormal, and The Three Christs of Ypsilanti for Xmas on Amazon. Thanks for the pointers! If he doesn't like them, I'm coming to find you all. With a curling iron. In Groucho Marx glasses.

(Just kidding. About the glasses.)

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You better be at that meetup.

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Your boyfriend's presence, however, is unnecessary.

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When men were men ... more or less.

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Hey listen, I just had the thought that "Unfogged" is to blogs as "Whose Line is it Anyway" is to TV Game Shows. Whaddaya think?

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Where did that untitled post with a picture of what looked like a small primate go?

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Hush, I'm working on it.

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When will I learn my lesson about commenting on things I know are going to change before people read my comment?

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The points don't count? What, exactly, is the relation of "Whose Line is it Anyway" to game shows?

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The prize is doing something unspecified with a fat or British man?

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Not sure, Ben. I am counting on you to develop my analogy, if indeed such development is worth while.

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Maybe the relationship I was going for was, "is more likely to make Mr. Osner laugh than other members of the class". In which case, probably not so useful in a general sense.

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Unfogged is actually a big game of Mornington Crescent, which I just won.

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I'm really not sure that WLIIA is a member of the class "game shows".

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Google is taking a long time to update that search, M. C.

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I think the point was that no one has previously said it.

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The search AOTW shows that no one else has used the phrase on the site, so I can claim victory.

Ogged, the post just above has made the font on all other posts all weird, and farked its own comments.

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Ok, now it's saying

action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">

border="0" name="submit" alt="Make payments with PayPal - it's fast, free

and secure!">

which is obviously some kind of phish.


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I don't feel like explaining my point.

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Just ignore that post until the title isn't "Test" anymore.

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Does it have anything to do with "M. C." possibly standing for "Mornington Crescent"? That was a slip of the autocomplete menu.

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You should do your testing on your live site, ogged.

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Auto-pwned, sucka.

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No it had to do with google. Who expects them to update in 5 minutes? Also, Mornington Crescent makes me think of morning croissant.

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Ben, are you sure "Unfogged" is a member of the class Blogs?

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Speaking of Mornington Crescent, what is Govende?

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Did I actually write that, or did you edit it?

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You actually wrote it, to my great delight.

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Well how about that.

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Anyway, I don't have a test site. Sometimes, you gotta live on the edge.

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And sometimes, you gotta what is "govende"?

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Proceed to http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

Ogged = "Hung-Like-A-Horse"

Fontana Labs = "Chin Painter"

Mine Shaft = "Gummer"

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C'mon, ogged, I'm sure you can tell them a few things about being roto-rootered, whether on the test site or here.

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"bitch phd" = "fat boy."

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"text" = "boy bitch"

I thought that was wolfson.

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"jack mormon"="The Recptacle"

I think I got a broken one.

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apostropher = Hung Muther

Makes sense. However, my real name just returns Bruce, which is a bit of a letdown.

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