Re: Excel

1

Excel is your friend.

horizontal rule
2

You know, we're required to use WebCT, so I don't even get the fun of Excel. Instead I get the fun of realizing that I've lost about five grades and may have to email the students to ask what they got....

horizontal rule
3

Excel: It's not just for grading anymore.

horizontal rule
4

I use Merlin for my Help Buddy as well.

horizontal rule
5

Instead I get the fun of realizing that I've lost about five grades and may have to email the students to ask what they got....

Oh my god, I hate that. I once forgot to write down the grades for an entire assignment and had to ask the whole class to bring them back in. I couldn't believe it when almost every single one did it. And the missing ones weren't strongly correlated with low grades. Students are often much cooler than we (I) give them credit for.

horizontal rule
6

Yes, it is fun, but it also makes the whole mad rush to finish grading seem futile, since, in my experience at least, very few students do so badly or so well on the final to actually change what they end up getting as a final grade.

horizontal rule
7

[redacted]

horizontal rule
8

I haaated class participation grades. I like to spend the entire semester in the back row never being called on. I think that's why engineering agreed with me. As long as you knew the material, they'd leave you alone and didn't even care if you came to class. I had to call one of my profs the day of the final because I forgot when and where the class met. Got an A.

horizontal rule
9

Grading can be fun. You just have to do it drunk. I would be careful about giving written feedback, though. I found I got too... chatty.

horizontal rule
10

Yes, it is fun, but it also makes the whole mad rush to finish grading seem futile, since, in my experience at least, very few students do so badly or so well on the final to actually change what they end up getting as a final grade.

I just checked this and 20 out of 53 students had their grade changed because of the final (which incidentally counts for 45% of the course grade).

horizontal rule
11

[redacted]

horizontal rule
12

You don't tell them, on the syllabus, that it will only be 10% of the final grade and that, say, showing up gets you a C?

horizontal rule
13

Class participation: I hated it as a student, but now from the other side it's quite useful to keep airtime hogs under control. Just make clear from the beginning that two comments per (3 hr) session are enough to get an A. Of course there will always be the recalcitrant non-speakers, but it seems some of the quieter students get the point and try to fulfill their weekly quota.

horizontal rule
14

Do the airtime hogs hog airtime because of the participation grade, or because they're loudmouths? I know which it is in my case, but I'm not telling.

horizontal rule
15

[redacted]

horizontal rule
16

I would say a narrow majority are gradewhores. Of course the strategy doesn't work against loudmouths (If you can pull it off, the "that-comment-was-incredibly-stupid" five second silent stare tends to be quite effective against them), but cutting down airhog time by 50% already works wonders for a class discussion.

horizontal rule
17

I tell them only that it's 10% of the grade.

Of course students always work under the assumption that it's the 10% that decide their grade.

horizontal rule
18

11 - I'm wounded, Labs. If it makes the world more just, the same professor asked me to be his TA for the next semester and assigned me to a class that smartasses like me always skipped, specifically calling it an exercise in cognitive dissidence.

horizontal rule
19

Dissonance. Crap.

horizontal rule
20

"Cognitive dissidence" is a happy error, at least.

horizontal rule
21

How can you differentiate, from the professor's perspective, between people who talk a lot in class because they like the sound of their own voice and the people who talk a lot because they think it will help with their own grade? Is the only way to see who stops talking in situations where it won't help with their grade?

horizontal rule
22

""Cognitive dissidence" is a happy error, at least."

The older I've gotten, the more independently my fingers type homophoness for what my brain commands them to write. These days it happens about 60% of the time, by subjective count. This rises with tiredness.

horizontal rule
23

Ditto on my fingers deciding to type words that just are vaguely similar, which would have been more apropos, I know.

horizontal rule
24

In some countries, cognitive dissidence is the only kind allowed.

horizontal rule
25

In my class I count attendance by who talks; if you add something to the conversation ('WTF is Kant on about?' counts), you get credit for having been there. It means I have nearly perfect attendance and lively sessions, and everyone gets an A in that 10% of their grade.

Which means I can be harder on the actual graded assignments.

horizontal rule
26

Cala, are you a grad student or a professor or what? Is everyone here either a lawyer or currently or formerly in academia, with maybe five exceptions?

horizontal rule
27

And light dawns on Marblehead.

horizontal rule
28

How can you differentiate, from the professor's perspective, between people who talk a lot in class because they like the sound of their own voice and the people who talk a lot because they think it will help with their own grade?

There are some differences in phenotypes, although most loudmouths tend also to be gradewhores (or rather grade entitlement whores who get really indignant if they learn their performance doesn't warrant more than a B+).

horizontal rule
29

And light dawns on Marblehead.

Is Marblehead a font of identifying information, or an insulting term, or what?

horizontal rule
30

I often feel I must be the only one here who doesn't have any papers to grade or turn in.

horizontal rule
31

I often feel I must be the only one here who doesn't have any papers to grade or turn in.

Ahem. I'm still waiting for that book report you promised.

horizontal rule
32

On the topic of participation grades. They're very common in my area. I use them. I have an elaborate system for tracking them, and I try to avoid punishing someone terribly much for 'informed' silence.

But I'm not convinced they're a good idea. I think that prep and participation can be demanded through class style, and don't necessarily require the stick/carrot of a grade.

horizontal rule
33

In my class I count attendance by who talks; if you add something to the conversation ('WTF is Kant on about?' counts), you get credit for having been there. It means I have nearly perfect attendance and lively sessions, and everyone gets an A in that 10% of their grade.

This sounds brilliant. Is there a category for "Those who talk too much because they can't stand the echoing silence when they don't?"

horizontal rule
34

Hey you folks might have an opinion about this: I just finished Operating Systems W4118, which was the first class I have taken in about 10 years and the beginning of my MS program. The grade was: 64% from 8 homeworks at 8 points apiece; 16% from the midterm; 20% from the final. I did almost perfectly on the homeworks, moderately fair (B) on the midterm, and crashed and burned (D) on the final and managed to get an A- overall. It seems odd to me that somebody could get a D on the final and an A- in the class; I kind of slacked off on effort directed toward the final because I knew it was not going to play much part in my overall grade. Is this a failing in me or in the professor?

Also -- I am mulling over the idea that my acing the homeworks (most of them were programming projects) and doing poorly on the tests (which did not involve programming) is evidence in favor of my suspicion that I'm not particularly good at analytical thinking and reasoning, which would make me unhappy. (Not that it's a particularly long journey for me but still.) But wait, you say -- doesn't programming also involve analytical thought? And does "analytical reasoning" describe the content of these exams well? And you would have a point if you asked these questions.

horizontal rule
35

This sounds brilliant. Is there a category for "Those who talk too much because they can't stand the echoing silence when they don't?"

To be honest, I've rarely had an echoing silence problem, except when no one's done the reading, in which case they get divided into little groups and have to explain the points/arguments to each other with me hinting 'Look at page number XYZ, it's got part of the argument'. If people are really confused, then I actually do some teaching. (Hey, it's section. They're supposed to discuss.)

horizontal rule
36

Is everyone here either a lawyer or currently or formerly in academia, with maybe five exceptions?

Yes.

Those exceptions are:

BG: programmer

Jeremy: programmer (I'm guessing, from his comment above)

Apo: tech writer/editor

Chopper: marketing

Austro (remember him?): investment banking

horizontal rule
37

tom: programmer.

Standpipe Bridgeplate: person of mystery.

Tia.

DominEditrix.

ac.

Saiselgy.

And more.

So, not insignificant.

horizontal rule
38

Joe Drymala: legal assistant/freelance political writer

horizontal rule
39

I'm a computer programmer by trade but nowadays it is mostly about team leadership and project management.

horizontal rule
40

I'm a former academic, now in law school, presently looking forward to taking a Crim Law final tomorrow. (And I do mean that I am looking forward to it. Crim is an incredibly fun class, and last year's fact pattern was Hamlet. Good times.)

My policy on class participation was to use it to bump up the grades of the ones who contributed to class, but for whatever reason did not perform up to that level on the papers and exams, and to bump down the grades of those students who never came to class or who, while there, slept, played on their cell phones and/or read the newspaper. Students who attended regularly, but never spoke, were neither helped nor hurt by that part of the class. This policy was explained on the first day.

horizontal rule
41

Joe, aren't you going to say anything about theatre?

horizontal rule
42

I'm not making any money on theater at the moment, though that is certainly what I've been devoting myself to for the last 10 years or so.

horizontal rule
43

Is 36 accurate as to BG, I'm not sure I remember that. Becks is a consultant of some type with an engineering background, right? Oh, and I guess we might have to count ogged.

horizontal rule
44

That I am. Let's not forget the law posse, too: LizardBreath, w/d, Unf

horizontal rule
45

Also exceptional.

horizontal rule
46

Besides Austro, another commenter who has vanished is Benton.

horizontal rule
47

OK, I suck. I just saw that the lawyers were included in the original query and not just the academics. Oh well, they still deserve some love.

horizontal rule
48

Is baa a former academic? I thought he considered it, but chose to do something else.

horizontal rule
49

I've started doing participation grades in seminars that count for a whopping 20%--because otherwise I'm stuck trying to run a seminar where no one talks.

Good teaching idea that a friend taught me: bring sticky notes to class in two colors. Hand them out at the beginning--two of one color, one of the other. Tell them that two of the notes are for offering a comment or a response to a question, and the third one is for asking a question. Once they've used all three, they have to shut up until everyone has used all their stickies, then anyone can talk. Works best if you, too, limit yourself to the three stickies. If you do that for the first week or two of a seminar, and keep track of who is talking (I usually ask them to introduce themselves by name every time they speak for the first week) it helps you remember their names, and it also trains them to talk and gets them used to hearing their voices in class. It also makes the talkers (including the teacher) more aware of the other students, and aware that if they wait for a while, someone else will often say what they were thinking of.

horizontal rule
50

Bitch,

We used to do something like that for certain student congress tournaments.

horizontal rule
51

We used to do something like that for certain student congress tournaments.

Then, we realized that we were going to student congress tournaments.

I keed, I keed.

horizontal rule
52

Is the BG in 36 supposed to be me? No, I'm not a programmer. Nor am I an academic.

horizontal rule
53

51

Ouch. Does it make it much worse that I went to the National Forensics League national championships in that? Yeah.

horizontal rule