Re: Happy Rutting

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$2000 in the piggy bank for the black 6-series?

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Never. I do covet the Honda Odyssey, however.

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Dear god, why?

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Because ogged wants to be a stylish serial killer.

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As the ex mockingly explained to friends who asked me the same question a couple of years ago, "It's just so darn practical!" I'm pretty sure the Odyssey-coveting was the real reason I got dumped.

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A terrific utilitarian choice. Howevre, given that you're single, I can only assume you plan to turn it into a shaggin-wagon or you're planning on some extended road trips. Or, you're a serial killer.If the latter, I just want to say that I'm very disappointed in you, Ogged.

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People, serial killers drive vans, not mini-vans.

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You could change all that.

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It's true. I need to think of a type of victim first. Fro-haired Jewish dudes, maybe. First you, then Gladwell, but then who? Art Garfunkel, maybe ("But I'm bald," he'll say with his dying breath).

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".

Gladwell has a fro? This changes everything.

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People, serial killers drive vans, not mini-vans.

They were limited to vans back in the day. There is no reason to think that they haven't adapted as their options have increased.

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Gladwell has a fro?

Does he ever.

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Gladwell has a fro? This changes everything.

His mother is black, I think. (I was going to say "African American", but realized that he's from Canada, and what's the term for that, anyway?)

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but then who?

Is Michael Hardt Jewish?

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Canada is part of America, but, I vote for just using "black."

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I think BMW is supposed to introduce a minivan this August. Or possibly next.

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Minivans have weird centers of gravity. I always feel like I'm going to tip over when I go around corners.

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People, serial killers drive vans, not mini-vans.

If Ogged is planning on serially killing "little people," though...

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Is any mfr. bringing out a hybrid minivan anytime soon?

(you know, since this is now the official soccer-mom thread.)

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Toyota is next year, and the Mercury Mariner almost counts.

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Thanks, apo. Do you know anyone who's had any experience of the Mariner?

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Do you know anyone who's had any experience of the Mariner?

Is that a euphemism?

If you're asking literally, no.

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If I wanted to talk to someone who's experienced sailors, I'd know where to go.

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Apo's Mom's place?

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For no reason, here's Apo.

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but then who?

Phil Spector.

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By owning a minivan you could go against the stereotype of serial killers owning vans.

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Subvert the dominant paradigm!

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ogged, you should at least have a stickshift with a cobra on it. And possibly shag carpet. Some airbrushed mermaids swimming next to the Virgin Mary who is weeping with an eagle over a flag while mustangs cavort with skulls adorned with roses wouldn't be amiss, either.

I swear I saw that exact mural on a lowrider the other day.

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27: See 18. Possibly, but not automatically.

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Why would you want a minivan if you didn't have a bunch of oggedlettes to port around?

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31, see 4. Or 5.

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I have a technical bleg. Does anyone know a good, cheap way of teaching oneself Filemaker Pro?

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oggedlettes

They were delicious.

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Gladwell has a fro? This changes everything.

No -- wait! -- trust your first instinct on that one.

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"His mother is black, I think."

Carribean, last I looked, and I'm too lazy to double-check just now, but he's written about his family a number of times, as well as how they've affected his own "racial" perspectives. It's all at his website; you know how to find it. (Tons of great articles there, which, naturally, I've blogged about years ago.)

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You know, Ogged, if you haven't pulled the trigger yet, you might want to check this out: Apple is retiring the PowerBook line and replacing it with the dual core Intel MacBook Pro. 4-5x faster than the current PowerBooks, or so the hype goes.

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Thanks. Was just (as in really just right now) reading about those. I haven't bought one, and don't really need one just at the moment.

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Jeez, I skip one thread, and it's the one where Ogged promises to go on a fro-haired Jewish dude killing spree. Not getting into any Honda Odysseys driven by Adrien Brody lookalikes, I tell you that.

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