Re: I Also Believed That Gary Farber Had His Own Blog

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I demand the Gaytollah be unbanned so that we can have a scripting session for a movie about gay cowboy bloggers who wear layers.

ash

['Flaming Red State!']

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Everyone is banned!

Aw, you knew just what to get me.

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Bah! Farber!

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""Bah! Farber!"

He only has crap to say.

It's almost as if I had a girlfriend, except not so much.

That's probably why the mineshaft talk happens. Homosexual panic, because I cause the wuv.

I knew that.

Okay, going for the pseudo-lox now, because there just aren't any nipples on offer. Nipples are always better.

Clicking the click now.

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"... they don't tell me anything, there's a fog that's been burning outside my door..."

If iit weren't for that sort of thing, I'd probably not be such a bore. I can't see it, but I can feel it.

Instead, I wander around. Looking for a friend to hold my hand, or something.

Take me home. Take, take me home. No, I don't mind.

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Also, I'm reasonably sure I just confessed my undying love to Belle in email, an hour or three ago. While we're doing thte confess.

The words always kill me far more than the pictures. The words are just teh thing. I live and die for the words.

Okay, huggle me now, and let's smooch. Why wouldn't you want to?

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It would be like smooching b-lle by proxy, and who doesn't want to do that?

Not that I don't like you just for who you are, Gary.

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I am, it turns out, off being a rock. I am an island.

Thbanks, though.

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Thanks, even. Damnit.

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See, just wave my name, and no one reads. It's goddamn magic.

Happy merry, everyone.

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No, it's still amost as if people had families, and such. Weird. Get a non-life, people.

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We're all waiting to see how many comments in a row you'll post if uninterrupted.

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Oh, I fucked it up again.

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"Oh, I fucked it up again."

You always have that effect.

Better than an affect, though.

Someone wrote me to tell me I sounded lonely.

I have no idea how she knew.

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Quite a lot of comments in a row, it turned out. Bored even myself, there.

As usual.

One day I'll fly away. I follow the night. Can't stand the light. Etc. Music is the magic I wave around to stave off the depresion. It only goes so far, to be sure.

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