What's with those pigs, anyway? Presumably some maniac had to actually train them to head straight for the woman's breasts and vagina. Or maybe they put some pig-appealing scent (essence of truffles?) on those areas beforehand? That's probably it.
Speaking of Fear Factor, yesterday we were in a bar having dinner and it was on. They were burying a woman alive, in a coffin filled with rats (okay, fine) and maggots (not so much). I had to explain to the boyfriend what FF was all about, since he has no television. This morning, we were listening to NPR and talking about the mining tragedy in WV and he said, "and last night we watched a *game show* where they buried a woman alive. I wonder how many miners were watching that?"
Joe, are we to assume that you clicked the link anyway, despite being at work? You are a brave, brave man.
A friend of mine has a really funny story about his electronic activities being monitored at work. But the moral of the story is to not assume that no one is watching.
The pig thing reminded me of this bizarre letter to "Savage Love":
I was dog-sitting my friend's dog and I fell asleep on the floor in my T-shirt (no underwear). When I awoke, the dog was licking my pussy, and to be honest, it felt so good that I didn't stop him until I came like I never have in my life. I was totally embarrassed and disgusted with myself, but the next night, it happened again.
Here we were, minding our own business, and then all of a sudden we link to the same Savage Love column.
Hey, that's bizarre! (Seem to be using that word a lot today.) I hadn't clicked on your link -- the "eels" part sounded gross. Dan Savage, the columnist, is the first cousin of one of my law partners, strangely enough.
I dunno, maybe I'm part Japanese, but I really didn't find it gross--it's the cutest bestiality you'll ever see--it helps that the woman is giggling from being tickled. I'm not sure it's possible to be disappointed by it, eb.
I can't help wondering what this woman's grandkids will think when they stumble upon this video someday. Will it be "Damn! Grandma was hardcore!"? Or will it be "Hmm. How quaint. Back then, they only used baby piggies, and they even put mittens on their feet."?
Totally off-topic, but it reminded me of this. When I went to get my tattoo, there were two young women there in front of me. The artist was clearly annoyed with them and told them he was going to go have a cigarette while the one decided what she was getting inked on her body. I walked outside to join him in the smoking.
"She's having trouble deciding?"
"Do you know what she wanted when she first came in? At the bottom of her stomach, an arrow pointing to her cooch and the words 'Dinner is served.' "
"Oh my."
"No shit. I told her it would still be on her when she was a grandmother and that she really should pick something else."
She ended up getting two cherries on the inside of her thigh.
I came across another Japaneser gameshow clip w/ intercourse, which googling revealed to be an eleborate porn movie. This one - even as it's much more extreme - has even less of a porn movie feel, but I still feel confident that it's not an actual gameshow.
I couldn't play the video. I was pretty disappointed.
Apparently a Japanese game show a la "Fear Factor." Young Japanese women wearing bras and panties in swimming pool. Snakes released into pool, wriggled into women's bras. Women screamed. Naked young Japanese woman lying on her back. Piglets (wearing mittens!) released, made a beeline (pigline?) for women's breasts and vagina, which they licked and/or sucked. Woman, evidently ticklish, laughed hysterically. Throughout all this, woman commentator said things unintelligible to those of us who don't speak Japanese.
One thing that argues against its being a pornographic mock-reality show, is the pixelization of the woman's privates. Not that it obscures much but I should think if this were pornography, that would defeat the purpose. But maybe Japanese porn is different...
The thing about Japanese television is that it's often hard to tell the difference between a game show, a talk show, a variety show, a cooking show or a soap opera. Most shows are a combination of two or more genres.
does the winner get to keep the little pigs?
Posted by mcmc | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:29 PM
kawai!
Posted by mcmc | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:30 PM
My firm blocks such websites, for my own protection of course.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:31 PM
At first I was thinking, "Bah, it's just like Fear Factor," but, then... not so much. Crikey.
Posted by Doctor Slack | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:35 PM
Good frigging god! That is truly bizarre. To think that here in the U S of A we get all riled up about seeing Janet Jackson's breast for a second.
Posted by Frederick | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:36 PM
Ew. Ew. I don't know why I looked at that. I am sort of in a public place.
Christ.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:36 PM
That was rather disturbing. The little blurb didn't warn about the snake part that comes first.
Posted by Matt F | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:38 PM
How'd That Happen, maximum eels edition.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:41 PM
Japanese games shows Ogged? Games shows?
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:44 PM
What google search did you do to find that? (she asks, crossing her legs very tightly)
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:46 PM
What's with those pigs, anyway? Presumably some maniac had to actually train them to head straight for the woman's breasts and vagina. Or maybe they put some pig-appealing scent (essence of truffles?) on those areas beforehand? That's probably it.
Posted by Frederick | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:48 PM
i don't know. what evidence is there that this was a game show and not some bizarro nippon-porn? there's a lot of that. anyone speak japanese?
Posted by MMgood | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:51 PM
Holy fuck. That's on TV, not a video? Am I glad we've got some censorship over here.
The stuff does give more context for Scooter Libby's bear scene.
Posted by Kyle | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:51 PM
That's awful. I hate being tickled. That had to tickle like nothing else.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 3:59 PM
PG, sad to say that I check uselessjunk.com pretty regularly--almost always, I decide not to share with the Unfogged crowd, but this...
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:00 PM
I think I'm glad I'm on dialup this week.
Speaking of Fear Factor, yesterday we were in a bar having dinner and it was on. They were burying a woman alive, in a coffin filled with rats (okay, fine) and maggots (not so much). I had to explain to the boyfriend what FF was all about, since he has no television. This morning, we were listening to NPR and talking about the mining tragedy in WV and he said, "and last night we watched a *game show* where they buried a woman alive. I wonder how many miners were watching that?"
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:01 PM
What, no one thought the piggies were cute?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:08 PM
Joe, are we to assume that you clicked the link anyway, despite being at work? You are a brave, brave man.
A friend of mine has a really funny story about his electronic activities being monitored at work. But the moral of the story is to not assume that no one is watching.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:09 PM
Ogged, I would say that mcmc did. The video was a little blurry for me to tell. Also, I dislike pigs.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:10 PM
The pig thing reminded me of this bizarre letter to "Savage Love":
I was dog-sitting my friend's dog and I fell asleep on the floor in my T-shirt (no underwear). When I awoke, the dog was licking my pussy, and to be honest, it felt so good that I didn't stop him until I came like I never have in my life. I was totally embarrassed and disgusted with myself, but the next night, it happened again.
Posted by Frederick | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:14 PM
Here we were, minding our own business, and then all of a sudden we link to the same Savage Love column.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:22 PM
Here we were, minding our own business, and then all of a sudden we link to the same Savage Love column.
Hey, that's bizarre! (Seem to be using that word a lot today.) I hadn't clicked on your link -- the "eels" part sounded gross. Dan Savage, the columnist, is the first cousin of one of my law partners, strangely enough.
Posted by Frederick | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:31 PM
. . . and this little piggy cried "WEE! WEE! WEE!" all the way home!
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:47 PM
PG, sad to say that I check uselessjunk.com pretty regularly
Very sad - it's not the movie, it's the ads!
Not as sad as the fact that I'm going to send it to MY MOM tho. (I think she's turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so...)
http://zero.uselessjunk.org/videos/japanese_fear_factor.wmv
ash
['Ta.']
Posted by ash | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:56 PM
That link is JUST the movie. BTW.
ash
['For people who don't want hot girls from [INSERT HERE].']
Posted by ash | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 4:58 PM
If nothing else, this video clearly proves that some animals are indeed more equal than others.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 5:13 PM
The transformation of unfogged.com into apostropher.com is progressing nicely. Now you need a penile amputation story.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 5:30 PM
Ogged! Put... down... the... knife...
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 5:32 PM
Funny, I could barely pay attention to the naked Japanese woman, because I was too fascinated with the fact that the piglets were wearing mittens.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 5:45 PM
um, i am just glad the piglets had those little booties on over their hooves.
yow.
Posted by mmf! | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 5:49 PM
Piglets look so cute in booties.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:25 PM
A piglet was in her booty? Man, I really was distracted by the mittens.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:27 PM
I did notice the mittens, thank you very much.
Also, I'd be very interested in a translation of what the hostess was saying during this whole procedure.
And... how do you win or lose the pigs licking your privates game?
Posted by Matt #3 | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:30 PM
If it's length of time enduring it, I'm pretty sure I could mop up on that show.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:44 PM
Someone needs to update this page.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:49 PM
What freaked me out is the woman's hysterical laughing while the pigs are licking her.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:52 PM
You know, I still haven't clicked on the link, but at this point I don't think I will.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:56 PM
Aw, go ahead, eb; it's not really gross so much as hilariously shocking.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 6:58 PM
I'm with eb - naaht gown do'it.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:02 PM
eb will crack. Then you'll be alone. With no cute little piggies.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:04 PM
It's not so much the grossness, but my sense that anything I see now will inevitably be disappointing.
Ok, it's the grossness.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:05 PM
I dunno, maybe I'm part Japanese, but I really didn't find it gross--it's the cutest bestiality you'll ever see--it helps that the woman is giggling from being tickled. I'm not sure it's possible to be disappointed by it, eb.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:07 PM
Now you're just trying to isolate SCMT.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:09 PM
Not just.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:10 PM
it's the cutest bestiality you'll ever see
This should be Unfogged's new motto.
I can't help wondering what this woman's grandkids will think when they stumble upon this video someday. Will it be "Damn! Grandma was hardcore!"? Or will it be "Hmm. How quaint. Back then, they only used baby piggies, and they even put mittens on their feet."?
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:16 PM
Damn! Grandma was hardcore!
Totally off-topic, but it reminded me of this. When I went to get my tattoo, there were two young women there in front of me. The artist was clearly annoyed with them and told them he was going to go have a cigarette while the one decided what she was getting inked on her body. I walked outside to join him in the smoking.
"She's having trouble deciding?"
"Do you know what she wanted when she first came in? At the bottom of her stomach, an arrow pointing to her cooch and the words 'Dinner is served.' "
"Oh my."
"No shit. I told her it would still be on her when she was a grandmother and that she really should pick something else."
She ended up getting two cherries on the inside of her thigh.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 7:26 PM
Message from MOM: "Thanks for the PORN, Ogged!" followed by sarcastic laughter.
ash
['She said she'd try and translate later, if you want.']
Posted by ash | Link to this comment | 01- 4-06 10:46 PM
uh, you guys, licking is a huge understatement... those are little baby pigs trying to suckle from her.
i just hope they didn't have their milk teeth yet!!
[ow]
Posted by mmf! | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:09 AM
(essence of truffles?)
Reckon they daubed her privates with sow pheromones. So as mmf! says, the little piggies are looking for milk. Probably a little frustrating for them.
Posted by Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:39 AM
The question isn't "are your male co-workers picturing you naked?" but "are they picturing you on a Japanese game show?"
Posted by ming | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:43 AM
I couldn't play the video. I was pretty disappointed.
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:48 AM
I came across another Japaneser gameshow clip w/ intercourse, which googling revealed to be an eleborate porn movie. This one - even as it's much more extreme - has even less of a porn movie feel, but I still feel confident that it's not an actual gameshow.
Posted by David Weman | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 9:26 AM
I couldn't play the video. I was pretty disappointed.
Apparently a Japanese game show a la "Fear Factor." Young Japanese women wearing bras and panties in swimming pool. Snakes released into pool, wriggled into women's bras. Women screamed. Naked young Japanese woman lying on her back. Piglets (wearing mittens!) released, made a beeline (pigline?) for women's breasts and vagina, which they licked and/or sucked. Woman, evidently ticklish, laughed hysterically. Throughout all this, woman commentator said things unintelligible to those of us who don't speak Japanese.
Posted by Frederick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 10:03 AM
One thing that argues against its being a pornographic mock-reality show, is the pixelization of the woman's privates. Not that it obscures much but I should think if this were pornography, that would defeat the purpose. But maybe Japanese porn is different...
Posted by Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:22 PM
Japanese porn is different. Nonpixelized depiction of the genitals is forbidden.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:23 PM
Just this once, Wolfson isn't lying to you.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:31 PM
Yeah, I had to sort of read it twice and squint at it to figure out what was going on.
Posted by Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 01- 5-06 7:34 PM
The thing about Japanese television is that it's often hard to tell the difference between a game show, a talk show, a variety show, a cooking show or a soap opera. Most shows are a combination of two or more genres.
Posted by Roxanne | Link to this comment | 01- 6-06 9:23 AM