Re: Life Imitates Unfogged

1

Whoa.

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2

Did you successfully resist the urge to mutter "At the Mineshaft"?

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3

Actually, it's generally a very proper workplace -- the comment came from another firm. I arranged my face into a ladylike smirk meant to indicate that while I got the joke and was not offended, I certainly considered it inappropriate for the workplace, as the partner whose office I was sitting in glanced nervously at me.

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4

Our local cable company is Cox Communications. Be assured that whenever there's a problem with the internet connection, I mutter "Stupid Cox" under my breath, and then giggle.

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5

You do know the expert witness acronym, "witness having other reasonable explanation," right?

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6

No, but I plan to make heavy usage of it from now on.

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7

Does "producing" in the sense in which Counsel #2 used it mean, "bringing forward to testify"?

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8

That could have been the sense in whivh #3 was using it too.

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9

7: Yes, that's it.

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10

8 -- hm. So you think #3 was punning on "cox" and meaning to say, "we are all bringing our penes forward to testify"? It was a sort of lame pun either way but I thought he was saying "we are all dropping trou and flashing our dicks."

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11

flashing our dicks=bringing penes forward to testify

"Please indicate for the record the hottest cocounsel....Let the record reflect that the penis became erect and pointed to Lizard E. Breath, esq."

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12

In context, I believe he was commenting on the personalities of the witnesses available to us.

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13

11: Geez, Tia, I have to keep working with those guys. Let me continue to do it without losing my lunch.

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14

12 -- OK well that's a better pun that what I thought he was saying.

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