Re: We're simply more discreat

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They're sending out fortune cookie emails now?

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Labs, this is some please-correct-me sexual game you're playing, isn't it?

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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2: Hm. I should have clicked trhough. Or maybe I did click through, but just desperately wanted to believe it was true anyway, and that I got to play grammarian.

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2: Have you followed the link, Little Miss Thing?

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Oy. Wankeriffic assholes and the twee gits who write them.

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Play grammarian, but wear the maid outfit.

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That exhibits both lameness and also yet another sign of the closeted homosexuality of Powerline: it's gayghey

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Am I the only one wondering if the email's author is about to bring up snails and oysters?

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Re: 2, 7

Be very, very strict in correcting mistakes. And use the special red pen.

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[redacted]

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"John I recognize by his humor and a certain lightness of touch."

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Indeed. I, too, feel that the entire purpose of a liberal arts education is to enable one to laugh at one's inferiors. Also, wasn't there some euphemistic phrase for gayness that described it in terms of some kind of "higher" aesthetic/intellectual something-or-other?

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Surely they know it isn't the 18th century.

Here are some words to avoid:

Compleat

myriad

mischief-makers

prospect

magisterial

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No, they think it's the 18th century, as is made clear by their insistence that condescension is a good thing.

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And that Gandhi was "rabble" to be put down forcefully.

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John, Paul.... and who? Ringo? George?

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Pius, Urban, Anacletus, and Sextus.

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And the little-know Pope Guilty.

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Unfortunately, the little know Pope Guilty a bit too well.

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