"review and restore" s/b "review, expurgate and restore" -- have a nice break, see you next fall -- I hope your hand is not causing you any trouble in playing with your instrument.
I say, good on Labs for stretching his penis by hand, the old-fashioned way! No one takes care to preserve the old traditions anymore. It's all "machine-stretched penis" this and "sterilized surgical tools" that.
Hiatuses everywhere! Don't be too long.
Posted by Matt F | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:08 AM
It feels like move from the X-Men to the The New Mutants. I smell a movie deal in the future.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:25 AM
"Masterly", surely.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:26 AM
Maybe you could use some of your sabbatical to review and restore some of those old posts?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:32 AM
"review and restore" s/b "review, expurgate and restore" -- have a nice break, see you next fall -- I hope your hand is not causing you any trouble in playing with your instrument.
Posted by The Modesto Kid | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:50 AM
You're just doing this to try and score a guest-blogging gig at some prominent political blog right?
Enjoy the break, FL.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 12:44 PM
Alright, come clean: who is she?
Posted by Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 2:16 PM
Why does it have to be a she?
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 2:33 PM
Let's see, unspecified colonic problems, now hand pain. Labs, just buy a dildo already.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 3:10 PM
You know who we need now? Bob. I don't think I've ever seen Bob post. Does anyone know Bob?
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 4:40 PM
Bob's your uncle.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 4:44 PM
I'm starting a write-in campaign for Bitch to replace Labs.
Posted by Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 5:10 PM
I don't think "Fontana Bitch" has the same ring to it.
Posted by Matthew Harvey | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 7:30 PM
Sorry, typo. Should have been: Take care, Labs.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 8:32 PM
How about "Bitch Labs"? Then we'd get all sorts of google hits for people who want to breed laborador retriever puppies.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 9:33 PM
Fontana LaBitch. Sounds like a drag queen.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 10:35 PM
I think I see Labs's next career unfolding before my eyes...
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:06 PM
"career" s/b "robe"
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:20 PM
"robe" s/b "enormous hand-stretched penis"
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:38 PM
I say, good on Labs for stretching his penis by hand, the old-fashioned way! No one takes care to preserve the old traditions anymore. It's all "machine-stretched penis" this and "sterilized surgical tools" that.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:46 PM
Hear hear, Ben! And if believing so makes us Puddites, then by cracky, Puddites we shall proudly be.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:51 PM
A hand-stretched penis is the key to artisanal sex.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 12:02 AM
Bitch Lab is already blogging here
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 12:11 AM
Take care, Labs! Come back soon!
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 7:45 AM
Come back soon, Labs, and be careful! the old ones are stirring!
Arkham University may not be the best place to be right now. Oops! I mean...
Posted by mcmc | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 8:35 AM
Labs, come back soon!
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 8:55 AM