Now if only there was a parfum de Hasselhoof, featuring high notes of wet dog and spray-on deodorant, with a catchy marketing song by Bryan Adams, the world would be all set.
The other day I was at the Asian supermarket downthe street from my house. They sell everything there. Today I noticed that they even have boneless duck feet. So Isaw something that I thought might be liver and looked down in the case to see what it was. They were cock testicles, baby. Of course, I immediately thought of unfogged. Nobody in real life seemed to appreciate this as much as I know that you all will.
The ducks feet look a;most likesupr gelatinous tripe--npt too scary. What maes me retch are the chickens feet, because you can see the nails; they look like real feet.
Dude, not cool. I'm blaming my
sexycreepy dreams on you.Posted by Matt F | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:01 PM
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Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:02 PM
Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.
His feet look so dainty.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:03 PM
Now if only there was a parfum de Hasselhoof, featuring high notes of wet dog and spray-on deodorant, with a catchy marketing song by Bryan Adams, the world would be all set.
Posted by KJ | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:10 PM
Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.
Oh, God, you're right! I thought it was some kind of patterned fabric.
Puppyfucker.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:13 PM
Tell me have you ever,
really really really ever
smelled my Balzac?
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:14 PM
ALthough to be fair, Der Hasselhoff could probably sing the jingle himself.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:27 PM
Those have got to be some heavily sedated puppies.
Posted by Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:27 PM
Nah -- Hasselhof is huge in the canine world.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:30 PM
It was the fragrance of '69!
Posted by Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:37 PM
Hasselhof is huge in the canine
That's just speculation.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:39 PM
A friend of mine knew a guy in Molalla, OR who had trained his dog to give him oral sex.
Yeah, I'm well-connected in the world of bestiality.
Pinworms are a small but real risk in such cases.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:51 PM
What the hell is this, creepy-German-fetish day at Unfogged?
Posted by neil | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:52 PM
Isn't it always, these days? I'm starting to miss Ogged's prudery.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:59 PM
That's just speculation.
That's totally a stuffed animal.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 3:01 PM
The image made me laugh, and Chopper's #6 made me guffaw. Thanks, y'all. I really needed it.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 3:41 PM
The one in the front looks like a puppy, but the one on his body looks more like a miniature Cthulhu.
Posted by Timothy Burke | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 4:58 PM
shar pei dogs!
those poor puppies.
Posted by mmf! | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 5:32 PM
The other day I was at the Asian supermarket downthe street from my house. They sell everything there. Today I noticed that they even have boneless duck feet. So Isaw something that I thought might be liver and looked down in the case to see what it was. They were cock testicles, baby. Of course, I immediately thought of unfogged. Nobody in real life seemed to appreciate this as much as I know that you all will.
Posted by Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 8:11 PM
Cocks have testicles?
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 8:33 PM
boneless duck feet
This is just wrong. Ducks' feet taste much better when they're fully foot-shaped.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 8:33 PM
Yes, and testicles have cocks. There's an infinite regression there.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 9:16 PM
I have to confess that as sophisticated as I've tried to make my palate, ducks' feet just make me retch.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 11:10 PM
The ducks feet look a;most likesupr gelatinous tripe--npt too scary. What maes me retch are the chickens feet, because you can see the nails; they look like real feet.
Posted by bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 9:46 PM
Yeah, super-gelatinous tripe sounds appetizing.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 10:07 PM
ducks' feet just make me retch
You sure it isn't just the Retchup?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 10:44 PM