Re: Sitzpinkler propaganda!

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Never buss a bus.

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Is this some sort of commentary?

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Just friendly advice for your travels.

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There are those who think it is impolite not to.

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I like how the guy's penis seems to be set to the "mist" setting rather than the "stream" setting.

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Stick figures pee buckshot.

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If, indeed, your penis is set to the "mist" setting, than seated urination seems to be the only way to go.

(Or, alternately, to 5: I bet you do.)

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The guy is not peeing buckshot. He simply failed to adequately secure his pants marbles. I thought pants marbles were "out" though. Maybe they still do it in Europe?

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In the UK at least, referring to one's genital warts as "pants marbles" did not catch on, Standpipe, although I hear that a certain someone tried very hard to make it so.

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John Major?

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and that someone was:

Ian McEwan.

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it almost worked, too, but the editors made him cut that chapter from Amsterdam.

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