Re: Cockstumes

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SFW or N?

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SFW, I think. I didn't see any explicit photos on the front page.

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I'm finding the title of this post hard to say.

The first phrase of your text, though, has a Woody Guthrie flavor I like. All over this land.

Would you expect — I know this isn't real but it reflects a conception of someone else's sexuality — it to be worn so that the wearer or some hypothetical audience saw it rightside up?

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A bunch of us chipped in and bought a satin elephant "costume" for a departing co-worker some years back.

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Hello, PAPERCUTS.

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I find the "abs" costume disturbing.

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Every so often, people talk about reviving codpiece-wearing. D.H. Lawrence was in favor of this, and I remember Elderige Cleaver built one into a line of pants he wanted to sell from exile in Algeria in the early seventies.

Should this ever be attempted, representational designs of a "little fireman" quality would be a natural, I think. Sort of like the way birdhouses in my youth often looked like miniatures of the house.

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If I had a penis

I'd penis in the morning
I'd penis in the evening
All over this land

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For professional reasons I'll be attending a drag king show/conference on Friday, and I'm definitely bringing "cockstume" up in conversation.

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Sure, "professional reasons." We believe you.

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No we don't. Armsmasher, you really need to overcome that need to rationalize your attendance at drag shows. Hold your head up and say, "I like drag kings!" and make no explanation, damnit.

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Now I understand why everyone always says "Apostropher is the Hero!"

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Hello, PAPERCUTS.

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Yes yes, what is it already?

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Oh, come on Stroll. Butch it up a li'l. Real men don't whine about papercuts on their cocks.

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The real question is why does The Cowboy need guns?
(alternate-low-sperm-count-version: Are The Cowboy's bullets blanks?)

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15: What are the circumstances under which you know this to be true?

(Or, alternately, I have a feeling I'm not a real man.)

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Real men don't whine about pain AT ALL, you pussy.

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In related news, Wikipedia needs your help.

Note I'm not meatpuppeteering here since I'm not saying how to vote.

(PSBNRFW)

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lol @ 14.

I don't know why that posted twice, and so far apart in time.

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Real men don't whine about pain AT ALL, you pussy.

Like Denis Leary's dad:

My dad once cut off his thumb with a power saw, duct-taped it back on, and drove himself to the hospital smoking a Camel un-filtered on the way. My dad's theory was simple: no pain-no fucking pain.

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Just before doing all that, he said, "Watch this."

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