Sorry that this is off-topic, but since I know there are some Arabic speakers on here I wanted to see if they could confirm what these t-shirts say (click on the "Graphic" link at the top left for a big version). Do they actually say "I Am Not a Terrorist" or is it a poor translation?
it's ogged, people. main archived
that's apostropher, women. ben wolfson matt lizardbreath weiner
men bitchphd read, post. doesn't
there's tia. new bush labs
though fontana isn't pretty, might man sex guy? blog actually didn't he's war
torture michael, unfogged. work standpipe joe john bridgeplate white
fuck guys, clown woman, maybe name becks "asian cala". love chopper person seems text art
bob kids drymala, life, saying book religion. emerson somecallmetim world games porn story jews reading
The T-shirt is great. I wish he had some way of indicating, perhaps through something on the back, that the shirt, or the act of wearing it, is a deeply American act.
Gawd, I hate these motherfuckers. I wish there were a way to deport the lot of them.
14: Perhaps they could put the writing in a word balloon coming out of Bruce Springsteen's mouth.
As a non-American, I'd like to observe that free speech is not a uniquely American value. Just sayin'.
12: I was about to send an email, but then I started to doubt myself and spent half an hour trying to figure out whether "terrorist" is a diptote. Then I got distracted by something and forgot about it.
I'm cariacaturing myself. By bitching that the word men comes before my fabulous pseudonym. And you're actually taking it seriously. And 18 was like, a serious response, so I ratcheted it up by pretending that you were merely excusing the status quo.
I mean. Am I that knee-jerk that you thought 17 was for real?
I wasn't taking it seriously; 18 was also a joke. 20 sounded like a response to a claim that I said it was a coincidence, which is something I might have said but not in fact something I did say. Hence my confusion.
Chopper! It's not my fault, I just typed in the url, honest! You can force it to change certain words to others - I'd definitely have a huge Chopper if I were the type of person to get T-shirts printed from blogs that I read.
Tia has a secret weiner and a new bush? Man, some girls have all the luck.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:38 PM
Where does one go on Google to see this?
These sound like searches from commenters looking for stuff in old threads.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:40 PM
These aren't searches. It's a frequency analysis of words on the site.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:41 PM
How did Drymala get in there? He's not that frequent a commenter.
Posted by David Weman | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:43 PM
Are those in order of frequency? Because I refuse to believe that Joe D is beating me, father of your future children though he may be.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:44 PM
Oh.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:45 PM
They're in order of frequency. But remember that I was on the Google crawl status site to begin with because their index of Unfogged is pretty jacked.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 8:47 PM
Surely the Mormons beat out the Jews for number of references, as well.
Posted by Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 9:07 PM
Sorry that this is off-topic, but since I know there are some Arabic speakers on here I wanted to see if they could confirm what these t-shirts say (click on the "Graphic" link at the top left for a big version). Do they actually say "I Am Not a Terrorist" or is it a poor translation?
Posted by JAC | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 9:25 PM
Here you go.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 9:33 PM
That is what they say. The ones for men are slightly ungrammatical (I'm 90% sure), but the women's are fine.
Posted by dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 9:33 PM
Ah, thanks good people. Did anyone consider sending the person who made the t-shirts a quick email about the grammatical mistake, since they asked?
Posted by JAC | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:00 PM
it's ogged, people.
main archived
that's apostropher, women.
ben wolfson matt lizardbreath weiner
men bitchphd read, post.
doesn't
there's tia.
new bush labs
though fontana isn't pretty, might man sex guy?
blog actually didn't he's war
torture michael, unfogged.
work standpipe joe john bridgeplate white
fuck guys, clown woman, maybe name becks "asian cala".
love chopper person seems text art
bob kids drymala, life, saying book religion.
emerson somecallmetim world games porn story jews reading
Posted by standpipe b | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:03 PM
The T-shirt is great. I wish he had some way of indicating, perhaps through something on the back, that the shirt, or the act of wearing it, is a deeply American act.
Gawd, I hate these motherfuckers. I wish there were a way to deport the lot of them.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:11 PM
I wish he had some way of indicating, perhaps through something on the back, that the shirt, or the act of wearing it, is a deeply American act.
Maybe a flag or something?
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:15 PM
Yeah, exactly. I guess I didn't know if that would be clear enough. Anyway, good for him.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:22 PM
Of course I would have to follow 'men.' Sexists, the lot of you.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:23 PM
Eh? Look how high up "women" is. You're not the only one.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:27 PM
Ahem.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:29 PM
Oh sure, Teo, you can say it's just a coincidence. That's just a really convenient argument, isn't it?
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:31 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:34 PM
14: Perhaps they could put the writing in a word balloon coming out of Bruce Springsteen's mouth.
As a non-American, I'd like to observe that free speech is not a uniquely American value. Just sayin'.
12: I was about to send an email, but then I started to doubt myself and spent half an hour trying to figure out whether "terrorist" is a diptote. Then I got distracted by something and forgot about it.
Posted by dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:34 PM
"free speech" s/b "civil liberties."
Posted by dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:35 PM
20 was to 18. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:36 PM
I seriously don't know what you're talking about, b. I don't see how 20 has any connection to what I said in 18.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:40 PM
Don't play dumb, teo.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:42 PM
I'm not playing dumb. I honestly don't understand what she's saying.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:43 PM
I'm cariacaturing myself. By bitching that the word men comes before my fabulous pseudonym. And you're actually taking it seriously. And 18 was like, a serious response, so I ratcheted it up by pretending that you were merely excusing the status quo.
I mean. Am I that knee-jerk that you thought 17 was for real?
Don't answer that.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:49 PM
And I was just helping B troll you.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:51 PM
I wasn't taking it seriously; 18 was also a joke. 20 sounded like a response to a claim that I said it was a coincidence, which is something I might have said but not in fact something I did say. Hence my confusion.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:51 PM
I wasn't taking it seriously; 18 was also a joke.
Suuuure.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:53 PM
Do you want your 4 AM calling privileges reinstated or not?
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:54 PM
And with that, I take my leave. Tomorrow's a school day.
Good night, everyone.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 10:58 PM
Goodnight, Teo. Talk to you in about 3 hours.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 11:01 PM
i'm sorta new here but i thought you guys talked about cocks somewhat frequently?
Posted by yoyo | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 11:25 PM
35: Only in code.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-28-06 11:27 PM
Yeah, gotta be ubtle-say about the ocks-cay around here.
Posted by DaveL | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 12:54 AM
You can T-shirts made of this sort of thing at SnapShirt.
Here's a preview of an Unfogged one.
Posted by asilon | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 3:15 AM
I resent my demotion, asilon.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 8:00 AM
How did Drymala get in there? He's not that frequent a commenter.
It's because everybody's always talkin' bout Drymala.
And I've been busy! I've got a show opening soon, people.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 8:42 AM
I'm suprised that "Persian" isn't higher up the list.
Posted by Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 9:29 AM
Not to mention "Mexican".
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 10:22 AM
Please don't mention the Mexican, Joe. This is a family blog.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 11:05 AM
Plainly, we don't say "cock" enough, here. cock.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 11:10 AM
Chopper! It's not my fault, I just typed in the url, honest! You can force it to change certain words to others - I'd definitely have a huge Chopper if I were the type of person to get T-shirts printed from blogs that I read.
And, cock.
Posted by asilon | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 11:47 AM
You'd have to, if you wore a shirt like that.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 11:48 AM
You people who haven't told ben that 46 is funny are haters.
Cock haters.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 10:21 PM
I just thought it was a suitable way to end the thread.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 10:23 PM
Ben also once explained just where we stand in relation to cock jokes.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 08-29-06 10:27 PM