Re: The working title: 'Saved by the smell'

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His name is "Dustin Diamond?" Seriously? Then it was just a matter of time.

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Yeah, it was either a sex tape or the WWE, and he's not that built.

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Jeff Beck wrote a song about him.

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He must be getting even more desperate to save his house.

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What's the target demographic for this tape, I wonder?

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Why will no one think of Kelly Kapowski's shame?

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That's disgusting, and somewhat puzzling. If this agent has the *rights* to the tape, that means that at some point everyone performing signed off on releasing those rights to him, correct?

Also, I never looked up a dirty Sanchez before, because I assumed it was just something someone made up, and no one actually did. Now that I know what it is, I'm upset. Why would anyone do that? Does that even count as sexual? Has "sexual" simply expanded to include everything the Church Lady would not want to see on a video tape?

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Clearly it is something someone made up and no one actually did, until it gained such made-up currency that people (or at least, one person) actually did it.

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He did a controversial stand-up act at LSU a few years ago. Threats of "dick-slapping" didn't go over well.

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Ben is so, so right. It's a wink at the target demographic, i.e., those who know who Screech was and also know what a Dirty Sanchez is.

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7: I'd guess that both (a) it is something that someone just made up, and (b) after it was made up, some people who heard about it actually did it.

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Pwned by Wolfson. I hang my head in shame.

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no one tell rob what donkey-punching is.

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Yeah, I should have guessed that. I even asked on an earlier thread here if there was a name for urban legends that become real. I think the name that was suggested was "ostention" but I can't find it quickly.

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God, I hope no one actually does that.

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Then we totally gleamed the cube.

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15: ?

dirty sanchez? dick slap? donkey punch? be pwned by Wolfson?

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Michael, I meant the donkey punch, and I know that somewhere some girl staggered home in the dim light of Saturday morning with a raging headache partly because this term started as a joke on the internet.

Now, my dear boy, tell me who's the boss.

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He did a controversial stand-up act at LSU a few years ago. Threats of "dick-slapping" didn't go over well.

Jeff Goldstein should take his little buddy on the road.

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Clearly, it is up to everyone here to invent such a new sexual urban legend and see that it spreads to the point where it is performed by has-been grown-up child actors.

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Now, my dear boy, tell me who's the boss.

I draw the line right behind donkey-punching.

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I know that somewhere some girl staggered home in the dim light of Saturday morning with a raging headache partly because this term started as a joke on the internet.

I believe Anselm has a proof showing this to be the case.

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Speaking of sex positions, does anyone know what "77" is? A student of mine included it casually in a list of positions: "you know, like missionary, cowgirl, 69, 77..."

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urbandictionary.com is your friend, Rob.

77 is spooning.

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77 a.k.a. fleecing the squares.

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Speaking of sex positions, does anyone know what "77" is? A student of mine…

Oh, Rob.

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"77" is slang for "getting your professor fired by luring him into compromising positions via sexually explicit conversation."

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24: thanks. I just checked wikipedia, and then went to you guys, because I thought the answer would be entertaining.

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Then we totally gleamed the cube.

Harsh realm, man. Harsh realm.

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Speaking of "69" and "77", let us not forget the ever-popular "12".

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24: yeah, urbandictionary is a huge help here. There are four definitions listed:

(1) Having sex where the person is entered from behind while laying in the classic spooning position.

"I got a little 77 action this morning!"


(2) Same as 69, but you get 8 (ate) more. IE, 69 is foreplay, but 77 is oral sex ALL-THE-WAY.

"I was gonna fuck Sally, but we were 69ing and then we both started to cum. So, I guess we just 77ed instead."

(3) The act of female double oral sex as opposed to sixty-nine. Called "77" because the girl gets ate (8) more.

"Why do girls enjoy 77 more than 69? Because she gets 8 more."

(4) A sub-genre of the sub-culture knowen as punk rock and is generally accosiated with the act of wearing creepers, button up shirts, choppy styled hair with a blonde splosh spot in ones hair. Also showering 15 times a day and being a cocky bastard to anyone who can't afford those 70 dollar desinger stretch jeans they bought.

"Oh shit smelly, look at those 77's over there, better take off your crass patch!"


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(2) and (3) make no sense.

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Sure they do.

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Oh I see, they are using the numeral "8" to represent the word "eaten".

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And 69 plus 8 is 77. I couldn't find the link to SB's sex-act explaining blog, so I thought I'd help.

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Can we work all the definitions in 31 into one big story, possibly involving the Dictators and X-Ray Spex?

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And I thought those Welsh boys just made up the name Dirty Sanchez. How I wish I could have stayed in ignorance.

I also had to look up donkey punching. Is it wrong (or just a symptom of it being 2am) that I giggled uncontrollably at this line from Wikipedia: "In reality, punching someone in the back of the head (rabbit punching) can damage the brain stem, causing death or permanent injury."

This place is such a bad influence. My mum would tell me to stay away from you. On the plus side, I did find someone who wants a printer cartridge we bought by accident through the magical powers of Unfogged, so thank you.

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There's one where it's called something like "strawberry cheesecake" or something. Also the "hot Carl."

For some reason, I laughed uncontrollably upon learning what "felching" was.

If I think of more, I'll comment again.

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I'd advise that you're better off not knowing what a "Cleveland Steamer" is, but I like the way the words sound together.

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Does it involve Grover Cleveland? Something nonconsecutive?

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my little fingers could not not type fast enough to find out what a "cleveland steamer" is. boy oh boy is that funny. too funny to keep private!

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

ex: i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

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41: Christ. If ever a thread required a feminist intervention.

I do feel constrained to point out that Mooj is way ahead of all of you.

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38: Now you can appreciate the last item on this list.

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OK, a Cleveland Steamer does sound kind of funny. Not that that's an invitation of any kind.

Oh god, what's the one with the piece of string ....

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