That's disgusting, and somewhat puzzling. If this agent has the *rights* to the tape, that means that at some point everyone performing signed off on releasing those rights to him, correct?
Also, I never looked up a dirty Sanchez before, because I assumed it was just something someone made up, and no one actually did. Now that I know what it is, I'm upset. Why would anyone do that? Does that even count as sexual? Has "sexual" simply expanded to include everything the Church Lady would not want to see on a video tape?
Clearly it is something someone made up and no one actually did, until it gained such made-up currency that people (or at least, one person) actually did it.
Yeah, I should have guessed that. I even asked on an earlier thread here if there was a name for urban legends that become real. I think the name that was suggested was "ostention" but I can't find it quickly.
Michael, I meant the donkey punch, and I know that somewhere some girl staggered home in the dim light of Saturday morning with a raging headache partly because this term started as a joke on the internet.
Clearly, it is up to everyone here to invent such a new sexual urban legend and see that it spreads to the point where it is performed by has-been grown-up child actors.
I know that somewhere some girl staggered home in the dim light of Saturday morning with a raging headache partly because this term started as a joke on the internet.
I believe Anselm has a proof showing this to be the case.
Speaking of sex positions, does anyone know what "77" is? A student of mine included it casually in a list of positions: "you know, like missionary, cowgirl, 69, 77..."
24: yeah, urbandictionary is a huge help here. There are four definitions listed:
(1) Having sex where the person is entered from behind while laying in the classic spooning position.
"I got a little 77 action this morning!"
(2) Same as 69, but you get 8 (ate) more. IE, 69 is foreplay, but 77 is oral sex ALL-THE-WAY.
"I was gonna fuck Sally, but we were 69ing and then we both started to cum. So, I guess we just 77ed instead."
(3) The act of female double oral sex as opposed to sixty-nine. Called "77" because the girl gets ate (8) more.
"Why do girls enjoy 77 more than 69? Because she gets 8 more."
(4) A sub-genre of the sub-culture knowen as punk rock and is generally accosiated with the act of wearing creepers, button up shirts, choppy styled hair with a blonde splosh spot in ones hair. Also showering 15 times a day and being a cocky bastard to anyone who can't afford those 70 dollar desinger stretch jeans they bought.
"Oh shit smelly, look at those 77's over there, better take off your crass patch!"
And I thought those Welsh boys just made up the name Dirty Sanchez. How I wish I could have stayed in ignorance.
I also had to look up donkey punching. Is it wrong (or just a symptom of it being 2am) that I giggled uncontrollably at this line from Wikipedia: "In reality, punching someone in the back of the head (rabbit punching) can damage the brain stem, causing death or permanent injury."
This place is such a bad influence. My mum would tell me to stay away from you. On the plus side, I did find someone who wants a printer cartridge we bought by accident through the magical powers of Unfogged, so thank you.
my little fingers could not not type fast enough to find out what a "cleveland steamer" is. boy oh boy is that funny. too funny to keep private!
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
ex: i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
His name is "Dustin Diamond?" Seriously? Then it was just a matter of time.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:12 AM
Yeah, it was either a sex tape or the WWE, and he's not that built.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:15 AM
Jeff Beck wrote a song about him.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:15 AM
He must be getting even more desperate to save his house.
Posted by Magpie | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:17 AM
What's the target demographic for this tape, I wonder?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:33 AM
Why will no one think of Kelly Kapowski's shame?
Posted by Steve | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:46 AM
That's disgusting, and somewhat puzzling. If this agent has the *rights* to the tape, that means that at some point everyone performing signed off on releasing those rights to him, correct?
Also, I never looked up a dirty Sanchez before, because I assumed it was just something someone made up, and no one actually did. Now that I know what it is, I'm upset. Why would anyone do that? Does that even count as sexual? Has "sexual" simply expanded to include everything the Church Lady would not want to see on a video tape?
Posted by rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:51 AM
Clearly it is something someone made up and no one actually did, until it gained such made-up currency that people (or at least, one person) actually did it.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:54 AM
He did a controversial stand-up act at LSU a few years ago. Threats of "dick-slapping" didn't go over well.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:58 AM
Ben is so, so right. It's a wink at the target demographic, i.e., those who know who Screech was and also know what a Dirty Sanchez is.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:58 AM
7: I'd guess that both (a) it is something that someone just made up, and (b) after it was made up, some people who heard about it actually did it.
Posted by Zadfrack | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:58 AM
Pwned by Wolfson. I hang my head in shame.
Posted by Zadfrack | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 11:59 AM
no one tell rob what donkey-punching is.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:00 PM
8, 10, 11
Yeah, I should have guessed that. I even asked on an earlier thread here if there was a name for urban legends that become real. I think the name that was suggested was "ostention" but I can't find it quickly.
Posted by rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:02 PM
God, I hope no one actually does that.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:04 PM
Then we totally gleamed the cube.
Posted by standpipe b | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:06 PM
15: ?
dirty sanchez? dick slap? donkey punch? be pwned by Wolfson?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:07 PM
Michael, I meant the donkey punch, and I know that somewhere some girl staggered home in the dim light of Saturday morning with a raging headache partly because this term started as a joke on the internet.
Now, my dear boy, tell me who's the boss.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:11 PM
He did a controversial stand-up act at LSU a few years ago. Threats of "dick-slapping" didn't go over well.
Jeff Goldstein should take his little buddy on the road.
Posted by Paul | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:16 PM
Clearly, it is up to everyone here to invent such a new sexual urban legend and see that it spreads to the point where it is performed by has-been grown-up child actors.
Posted by SP | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:16 PM
Now, my dear boy, tell me who's the boss.
I draw the line right behind donkey-punching.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:20 PM
I know that somewhere some girl staggered home in the dim light of Saturday morning with a raging headache partly because this term started as a joke on the internet.
I believe Anselm has a proof showing this to be the case.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:22 PM
Speaking of sex positions, does anyone know what "77" is? A student of mine included it casually in a list of positions: "you know, like missionary, cowgirl, 69, 77..."
Posted by rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:29 PM
urbandictionary.com is your friend, Rob.
77 is spooning.
Posted by Zadfrack | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:33 PM
77 a.k.a. fleecing the squares.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:34 PM
Speaking of sex positions, does anyone know what "77" is? A student of mine…
Oh, Rob.
Posted by standpipe b | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:35 PM
"77" is slang for "getting your professor fired by luring him into compromising positions via sexually explicit conversation."
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:35 PM
24: thanks. I just checked wikipedia, and then went to you guys, because I thought the answer would be entertaining.
Posted by rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:45 PM
Then we totally gleamed the cube.
Harsh realm, man. Harsh realm.
Posted by Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:47 PM
Speaking of "69" and "77", let us not forget the ever-popular "12".
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:48 PM
24: yeah, urbandictionary is a huge help here. There are four definitions listed:
(1) Having sex where the person is entered from behind while laying in the classic spooning position.
"I got a little 77 action this morning!"
(2) Same as 69, but you get 8 (ate) more. IE, 69 is foreplay, but 77 is oral sex ALL-THE-WAY.
"I was gonna fuck Sally, but we were 69ing and then we both started to cum. So, I guess we just 77ed instead."
(3) The act of female double oral sex as opposed to sixty-nine. Called "77" because the girl gets ate (8) more.
"Why do girls enjoy 77 more than 69? Because she gets 8 more."
(4) A sub-genre of the sub-culture knowen as punk rock and is generally accosiated with the act of wearing creepers, button up shirts, choppy styled hair with a blonde splosh spot in ones hair. Also showering 15 times a day and being a cocky bastard to anyone who can't afford those 70 dollar desinger stretch jeans they bought.
"Oh shit smelly, look at those 77's over there, better take off your crass patch!"
Posted by Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:52 PM
(2) and (3) make no sense.
Posted by Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:53 PM
Sure they do.
Posted by Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:54 PM
Oh I see, they are using the numeral "8" to represent the word "eaten".
Posted by Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 12:54 PM
And 69 plus 8 is 77. I couldn't find the link to SB's sex-act explaining blog, so I thought I'd help.
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 1:14 PM
Can we work all the definitions in 31 into one big story, possibly involving the Dictators and X-Ray Spex?
Posted by Steve | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 2:32 PM
And I thought those Welsh boys just made up the name Dirty Sanchez. How I wish I could have stayed in ignorance.
I also had to look up donkey punching. Is it wrong (or just a symptom of it being 2am) that I giggled uncontrollably at this line from Wikipedia: "In reality, punching someone in the back of the head (rabbit punching) can damage the brain stem, causing death or permanent injury."
This place is such a bad influence. My mum would tell me to stay away from you. On the plus side, I did find someone who wants a printer cartridge we bought by accident through the magical powers of Unfogged, so thank you.
Posted by asilon | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 6:59 PM
There's one where it's called something like "strawberry cheesecake" or something. Also the "hot Carl."
For some reason, I laughed uncontrollably upon learning what "felching" was.
If I think of more, I'll comment again.
Posted by Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 7:36 PM
I'd advise that you're better off not knowing what a "Cleveland Steamer" is, but I like the way the words sound together.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 8:45 PM
Does it involve Grover Cleveland? Something nonconsecutive?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 8:48 PM
my little fingers could not not type fast enough to find out what a "cleveland steamer" is. boy oh boy is that funny. too funny to keep private!
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
ex: i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-06 8:53 PM
41: Christ. If ever a thread required a feminist intervention.
I do feel constrained to point out that Mooj is way ahead of all of you.
Posted by Doctor Slack | Link to this comment | 09-28-06 1:59 AM
38: Now you can appreciate the last item on this list.
Posted by Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 09-28-06 2:33 AM
OK, a Cleveland Steamer does sound kind of funny. Not that that's an invitation of any kind.
Oh god, what's the one with the piece of string ....
Posted by asilon | Link to this comment | 09-28-06 3:09 AM