Well, duh. I did not participate because (a) I didn't remember when I was home or otherwise not at work to do a Google image search for "huge gay clock" to submit and (b) because no way in hell would I buy that Wolfson was stripping the headers off those emails and just letting the images manifest without identifying information.
Stumbling on the redacted comments always makes me sad. Can we un-redact them all, but attribute them to "Anonymous" or "Spartacus" or "Keyser Söze" or sumpin'?
I was actually going to make a post saying that at the rate we're going we'll never get to the requisite 8 cock pictures. However, if the ladies think they can outdo the men, they're more than welcome to show it.
I think he's trying to pressure on the rest of us to pony up.
WELL! If that's the case, I hereby decree that any male poster who doesn't send in a picture of their cock will henceforth be presumed to possess a tiny little 2-incher at best or to be underage or just generally will be presumed a dickless wonder.
Exceptions are made for the sick and the really easily identifiable (that is, apostropher).
max
['Never-ending ritual humilation can be yours if...The Price is Right!']
I actually already have a sizeable collection of pictures of cocks from unfogged guys; I even had to buy a new monitor to display the one of Labs' at life-size. But I felt it would be unfair to submit them myself.
I actually already have a sizeable collection of pictures of cocks from unfogged guys; I even had to buy a new monitor to display the one of Labs' at life-size.
I think it would be most excellent if the Unfogged Happy Fun Page became the Unfogged Cocktacular Happy Fun Page now featuring Fontana Labs enourmous cock.
But I felt it would be unfair to submit them myself.
I agree. Therefore you should send a picture of your cock to alameida and she can tell everyone what it looks like.
I'm posin yer noodz on unfogd.com!
Posted by RFWolfson | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:39 PM
Heavens to Betsy. I suppose it was inevitable, really.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:41 PM
I sent in a picture of Kirk Cameron. How many cocks are there if you don't count him?
Posted by Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:41 PM
"some of you", right.
As if you could stop yourself.
Posted by gg | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:54 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by DaveL | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:05 PM
Well, duh. I did not participate because (a) I didn't remember when I was home or otherwise not at work to do a Google image search for "huge gay clock" to submit and (b) because no way in hell would I buy that Wolfson was stripping the headers off those emails and just letting the images manifest without identifying information.
Posted by Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:22 PM
Wait, who didn't participate? If B managed to send Wolfson a picture of her cock, the rest of you have no excuse.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:24 PM
How do you know they're authentic? Please tell me people wrote "www.unfogged.com" on their members.
Posted by dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:29 PM
If you had to take the shortcut. Some of us wrote "http://www.unfogged.com".
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:50 PM
Heh.
Posted by dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:54 PM
Ben indeed does not know who sent the pics in, I swear it.
As to my cock, which one did you all want to see? I'll see if I can talk to my people.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:57 PM
The one with the biggest comb.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:03 PM
It's always about chickens with you, isn't it?
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:04 PM
Leave my past out of this, Teofilo.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:08 PM
Ha! I totally sent Ben a picture of his own cock! You know, to test Chappelle's Theorem.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:16 PM
Ben gets his cock in Hispanic neighborhoods.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:22 PM
So what you're surmising, apo, is that Ben's seen my cock.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:24 PM
The thread linked in 16 literally made my night.
Literally, it made it, like God made light and dark and space and time.
Posted by Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:03 PM
You hadn't read it before? It's a classic.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:05 PM
Can we un-redact 99 in that thread? I remember what it said.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:11 PM
Stumbling on the redacted comments always makes me sad. Can we un-redact them all, but attribute them to "Anonymous" or "Spartacus" or "Keyser Söze" or sumpin'?
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:18 PM
I mean the ones redacted due to S/d/B unpleasantness, not ones redacted due to discretion errors and such.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:20 PM
Now what would Wolfson want with a bunch of cock pix?
Quiet! I'm thinking.
Posted by standpipe b | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 8:03 PM
Some of you sent pictures of your cocks to Ben Wolfson.
Is there supposed to be a Nelson 'Ha ha' in there?
Really, if I was sending in a picture of my cock to be posted, it's a gimme that Ben Wolfson would see them, yes?
So, what you're apparently saying here is that you're (or ya'll are) too chicken to post the dick pictures.
max
['Unfogged: all the glory, none of the guts.']
Posted by max | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 8:45 PM
Is there supposed to be a Nelson 'Ha ha' in there?
I think he's trying to pressure on the rest of us to pony up.
Posted by neil | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 9:01 PM
I was actually going to make a post saying that at the rate we're going we'll never get to the requisite 8 cock pictures. However, if the ladies think they can outdo the men, they're more than welcome to show it.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:05 PM
I think he's trying to pressure on the rest of us to pony up.
WELL! If that's the case, I hereby decree that any male poster who doesn't send in a picture of their cock will henceforth be presumed to possess a tiny little 2-incher at best or to be underage or just generally will be presumed a dickless wonder.
Exceptions are made for the sick and the really easily identifiable (that is, apostropher).
max
['Never-ending ritual humilation can be yours if...The Price is Right!']
Posted by max | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:27 PM
I actually already have a sizeable collection of pictures of cocks from unfogged guys; I even had to buy a new monitor to display the one of Labs' at life-size. But I felt it would be unfair to submit them myself.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:38 PM
Submit, ben.
Posted by Stanley | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:41 PM
28: Admit it, you had other reasons for buying that iPod Nano.
Posted by neil | Link to this comment | 09-14-06 8:46 AM
So what does a girl have to do to see these pics?
For barter purposes, I have a photo of Jessica Biel's tongue. I promise it's even more intriguing than her ass.
Please advise.
Posted by Wrenae | Link to this comment | 09-14-06 1:32 PM
I actually already have a sizeable collection of pictures of cocks from unfogged guys; I even had to buy a new monitor to display the one of Labs' at life-size.
I think it would be most excellent if the Unfogged Happy Fun Page became the Unfogged Cocktacular Happy Fun Page now featuring Fontana Labs enourmous cock.
But I felt it would be unfair to submit them myself.
I agree. Therefore you should send a picture of your cock to alameida and she can tell everyone what it looks like.
max
['That should be funny.']
Posted by max | Link to this comment | 09-14-06 10:44 PM