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It doesn't keep long-term relationships exciting?

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 9:33 AM

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1: The term for that is 'alcohol'.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 9:35 AM

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Would this be a good time to use the phrase 'Where the wild vadges are?' You know, over hill, over dale... on the dusty trail.

No, probably not, I suppose.

max
['But when has that ever stopped me?']

Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 10:23 AM

4

It's water innovation?

Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 10:30 AM

5

It's what you feel?

Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 10:42 AM

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Ever since I lost my vagility, I don't get around much anymore.

Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 10:42 AM

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It's what one must pass over in silence?

Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 10:43 AM

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It's usually one of the first items on the vagenda.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 12:03 PM

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It sounds kind of like agility, but it's probably a Sorites case thereof.

Posted by: Neil the Ethical Werewolf | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 1:20 PM

10

Wait, are we supposed to say something witty now? I don't see how I can say something witty when I have to read horrors like this every day.

Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 1:52 PM

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It ought to be.

Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 1:54 PM

12

Why do these vagile vagabonds keep giving me advice on how to run my railroad?

Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 2:33 PM

13

My parts aren't vragile. Their vturdy.

Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 2:38 PM

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Vrevity is the soul of vit.

Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 2:42 PM

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I did not know that The Sound and the Fury was part of O's B C.

Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 3:23 PM

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13: Their vturdy.

Oh, Heebie, sweetie... that kid is wearin' you out, ain't she?

10: I don't see how I can say something witty when I have to read horrors like this every day.

She's a veal vamerican.

max
['Why do you hate vamerica?']

Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 5:10 PM

17

I see vamoose.

Posted by: Unpronounceable Awl | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 5:22 PM

18

It's what puts the lust in wanderlust

Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 10-20-09 5:27 PM

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There's a new drug called Vagilify that helps treat vagility loss.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 5:38 AM

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We must stay vagilent for any signs of latent vagility.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 5:41 AM

21

my coach keeps telling me these vagility drills will pay off, but so far I can't run any faster, and I'm constantly needing to wash my hands.

Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 11:40 AM

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A physical therapist in my building was telling me about her study on vaginal strength.

Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 11:54 AM

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22: And...?

Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 12:09 PM

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23: I think you meant to say, "Wow! Details, please!"

Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 12:30 PM

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21: You spelled "cooch" wrong.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 12:58 PM

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her study on vaginal strength

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 1:00 PM

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ph balanced

Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-21-09 1:35 PM