You have, uh, made it extremely easy to google your actual name now.
2 gets it right. Virtually any six-word-long phrase that isn't a cliche or boilerplate is practically unique among the entire corpus of the written word, let along "Venison Sausage Eating Contest".
Perhaps she feels like I do about pseudonymity. It is OK if blogland figures out my real name. I just don't want people who know my real name to track down my blogs.
Four-word phrases with one Google hit (now two):
"white t-shirt and numbered"
"badge typical of contestants"
"tied with 40 sausages"
Tied with forty sausages,
White t-shirt,
Badge typical of contestants,
And numbered,
Mystic, wonderful.
Yucca flats.
The A-bomb.
Flag on the moon.
How did it get there?
A pig, in a cage,
On antibiotics.
Oh damn. I'd like to think that through more thoroughly but I've got Hawaiian Punch on my lap at the moment.