But it's funny when your friend scratches his nuts and then smells his hand, right?
1: Funnier when he scratches mine, really.
I've always wanted to have two balls and name one Tor.
One of my friends, no matter what he's talking about, tapers his sentences off into a mumble, ending with "and stuff." Like: I think I'll go to the store to buy some mumble mumble and stuff.
Former coworker says "and everything" or "'n'everything" where most people would pause, breathe, or say "uhhh". Also way way way overexplains things to provide lots and lots of chances to say it. Like, if I gave you a transcript you'd think I'd fabricated it. It's maddening.
He fills each and every conversational pause with a chuckle. "Heh. Heh. Heh."Heh-heh.