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To quote Leslie Nielsen in one of the Naked Gun movies: "No prison can hold me! Attica! Attica! Kill Whitey!"

Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 5:59 AM

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When did being a rich whitey become an electoral obstacle?

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 6:21 AM

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Honestly, though, it was probably the most (and most effective) publicity he got throughout the entire campaign.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 6:24 AM

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3: He's certainly the only Green Party candidate I can come close to naming.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 6:39 AM

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Except Nader.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 6:40 AM

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The only Google hit for "No prison can hold me! Attica! Attica! Kill Whitey!" is another Unfog comment by Flippanter.

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:03 AM

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4: Titus North is very sad to hear that.

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:06 AM

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6: Leslie Nielsen is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:12 AM

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The only Google hit for

The verbatim quote is: "Ain't no prison yet could hold me. Attica! Attica! Power to the brothers. Kill whitey, kill whitey!"

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:14 AM

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7: Holy shit you have a memory. I did vote for him, now that you've mentioned the name. I think I shook his hand outside the polling station.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:16 AM

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6: It's from the third one. What happened to the Zuckers anyway? They always had a puerile streak, and I suppose Tea Partyism is political puerility, but still.

Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:16 AM

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11: Politics aside, it is a dark age for the movie parody. "Not Another Teenage Movie" was the last one that was even passable.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:24 AM

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10: I've voted for him like five times! He runs against Mike Doyle, he runs against Mayor Douchebag, he runs for everything.

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:26 AM

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But, "Titus" is nearly as memorable was "Whitey."

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:29 AM

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Maybe if his name were Titus Whitus ...

Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:48 AM

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I don't see anything funny about that. I have a very good friend in Wome called Titus Whitus.

Posted by: Opinionated Pontius Pilate | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 7:49 AM

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I'm fairly sure it wasn't a typo. Someone working for the Board of Elections got tired of seeing his name.

Posted by: jim | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 8:38 AM

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The Green candidate for Senate in SC got about ten percent of the vote running against DeMint and Greene.

Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 8:43 AM

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18: Hey, 10% ain't half bad! Okay, so this is what we need for a Green Party win: a race between a complete flaming asshole nutcase, and a regular nutcase. (Did anyone ever figure out how Greene won that primary? Was his opponent that bad? Wikipedia tells us that Greene's considering a Presidential run in 2012.)

Seriously, though, I didn't even realize DeMint was up for reelection this year.

Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 11-11-10 9:27 AM