Re: How rarely I cooked

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That's frightening. Dried into jerky sounds lucky; I'd expect to find a tiny little civilization of fungus-people living there. Maybe I'm just more germophobic.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:21 AM
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if I tried that here there would be the stench of a mouldering corpse to remind me I had fucked that up. and not later, but the end of the next day.


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:27 AM
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That's nasty, heebie. Truly, I hope Jammies, at least, checks the oven regularly.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:28 AM
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That's nasty fowl, heebie.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:30 AM
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When I was a kid and we had a bunch of people over for Thanksgiving, my siblings and myself were clearing the table. I pushed the intact carcass down the garbage disposal, which worked far better than my mom thought it would work.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:31 AM
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It's humid here, but not Narnia levels. But the saving grace is that the oven had a pilot light which kept it faintly warm and dry.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:31 AM
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Truly, I hope Jammies, at least, checks the oven regularly.

Oh, now we're all grown up. Ie, we regularly make frozen pizza.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:32 AM
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Like, not in the microwave!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:32 AM
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I pushed the intact carcass down the garbage disposal, which worked far better than my mom thought it would work.

But not as well as making stock.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:37 AM
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Eww. Garbage stock.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:40 AM
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Garbage stock.

We'll take it!


Posted by: Lehman Brothers | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:44 AM
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4: Stanley, I really do find your reliability in this area strangely comforting. Don't listen to these mean people. Also, if you care to develop a mean streak, I see an editorial future for you at the NY P/ost.


Posted by: donaquixote | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:45 AM
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My god.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:45 AM
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It is funny when you generally adhere to US norms of sanitation and food safety, finding out what happens when you don't and that it's not always all that dramatically disgusting. </Emerson>.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:56 AM
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13: I'm not helping?


Posted by: donaquixote | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:57 AM
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14: That's what I was saying just the other day, but my wife still says we're not getting a composting toilet.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:58 AM
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I would totally want one if we didn't live in an apartment. I love compost -- I'm endlessly delighted by the fact that nasty rotting garbage turns into beautiful sweet-smelling dirt. Nature works!


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:02 AM
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This is why I always baste with natron.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:02 AM
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This is why I'm always chaste with a matron.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:15 AM
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That's why I like a matron with a chest.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:16 AM
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That's why I pay the waitron with a check.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:20 AM
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That's why I never eat seitan with a Czech.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:21 AM
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That's why I'm never late to watch Glenn Beck.


Posted by: Osgood Yousbad | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:23 AM
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If I shaved, I'd have clean pecs.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:26 AM
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Jesus saves; he has sects.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:28 AM
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Save the insects!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:29 AM
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Safe sex!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:30 AM
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Save sex.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:30 AM
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Five six.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:40 AM
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Seven ate nine.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:40 AM
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Satan ate mime.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:41 AM
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31: How disquieting.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:45 AM
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All I can think to contribute to this is the best-worst musical number ever, turkey-themed.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:48 AM
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All is disquiet on the invisible box front.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:48 AM
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32: Yeah, and you wouldn't believe where he left the carcass.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:52 AM
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Tales from the Crematorium.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 8:56 AM
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22: You should rethink that. I'm Czech and I make a mean zucchini and seitan panini.


Posted by: LizSpigot | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:01 AM
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37: And, after you eat it, you're wont to pronounce, "The meal is in the Czech!" amirite?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:05 AM
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I pushed the intact carcass down the garbage disposal, which worked far better than my mom thought it would work.

Moby is Leon!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:07 AM
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I make a mean zucchini and seitan panini.
Don't be so modest.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:12 AM
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40: I make the best zucchini and seitan panini in the world!


Posted by: LizSpigot | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:25 AM
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Now that's boasting with great élan.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:28 AM
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Eggplant: always willing to throw zucchini under the bus sandwich press.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:38 AM
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Yeah, I totally second 12.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:44 AM
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43: I prefer them squashed.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:47 AM
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Lettuce try to stop punning.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 9:48 AM
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Speaking of crematoria:

A funeral director has described Redditch Borough Council's plan to use crematorium furnaces to heat a municipal swimming pool as "a bit strange and eerie". The article goes on to describe some other proposals for making use of the waste heat from cremation.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 10:02 AM
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OT: Does this Krugman post make sense to anybody? How can a below market rate loan not be a subsidy?


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:17 AM
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It is funny when you generally adhere to US norms of sanitation and food safety, finding out what happens when you don't and that it's not always all that dramatically disgusting. .

Pretty much nothing is that dramatically disgusting compared to being eaten by a bear, or so I hear.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:18 AM
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48: Sometimes Bob is right. Best not to think about it too much.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:24 AM
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I assume I'm not understanding something (rather than Krugman being wrong or evil), but doesn't his argument rely on the assumptions that the transactions available to banks have the same expected value as the long-term rate (so the banks don't unfairly profit), and that they will plow any borrowed money back into the fed (so the fed gets its money back)?


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:32 AM
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48: I can follow it, but not, if you see what I mean, check it from my own knowledge. What I believe he's saying is that Treasuries aren't below market rate. They're at market rate for long term loans, and the market rate for long term loans is below the rate for short term loans, and there's nothing inconsistent about those two rates differing.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:35 AM
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There is nothing inconsistent about those two rates differing, but his main point (the banks aren't being subsidized) is absurd. They get interest on reserves, unofficial guarantees, official guarantees, and Fannie Mae not pushing their lies back on them. People like Krugman imagined at a world where one more big bank went under and got so scared they couldn't see any alternative to sending as much money as possible to the banks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:42 AM
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I am yet again going to reveal my financial ignorance, but doesn't the fed have some influence on the short term rate, and aren't they using that influence to lower it? I thought that was part of their stimulus strategy.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:46 AM
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The Fed sets the short term rate and they are lowering it as part of deliberate policy for the stimulus. Yes. But that doesn't necessarily mean a subsidy for the banks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:49 AM
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55: Why not? The banks normally profit from their interactions with the fed, so if the fed lowers the cost of those interactions doesn't their profit rise? Or is the market efficient enough that these profits get dispersed?


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 11:58 AM
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the market rate for long term loans is below the rate for short term loans

No, the opposite.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:04 PM
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The point is that short-term rates are generally low now, so the claim that banks are borrowing at below-market rates doesn't really hold (e.g., 30-day LIBOR is 26 basis points and 30-day commercial paper 19 bps). That's not to say that the banks didn't and don't benefit from a lot of explicit and implicit subsidies. Also, People like Krugman imagined at a world where one more big bank went under and got so scared they couldn't see any alternative to sending as much money as possible to the banks is way off base.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:05 PM
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Or is the market efficient enough that these profits get dispersed?

Normally it is. Or is supposed to be. But, normally, banks aren't supposed to be buying too many treasuries and I doubt many are now. I think he deliberately choose to rebut a weak case against the bank subsidy because he doesn't want to give comfort to people outside the big tent 'o economic consensus.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:06 PM
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his main point (the banks aren't being subsidized) is absurd

I don't think that was his point. His point was that a low discount rate (the rate at which banks borrow reserves from the fed) isn't itself a subsidy to the banks.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:07 PM
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58: How about "As much money as was needed to insulate them from the consequences of their own mistakes."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:07 PM
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the claim that banks are borrowing at below-market rates doesn't really hold

Banks always borrow at below-market interest rates, if by "market interest rates" you mean the rate at which banks are willing to make loans. That's fundamentally how banks make money. Sometimes they're borrowing from depositors, and sometimes they're borrowing from the fed, but they're always borrowing money at a lower interest rate than they're turning around and lending it for.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:10 PM
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57: Whoops.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:14 PM
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58: So it could be, but isn't, a subsidy.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:17 PM
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62: That's not at all what I mean by "market interest rates". I mean, those are the market rates for those loans made by the banks, but different borrowings with different structures and terms (including the borrowings by which they finance their lending activities) have different market rates. Your home mortgage isn't a below-market loan just because you pay a lower rate than on your credit card.

58, 61: Krugman could see an alternative, though, and did in fact argue that a Swedish-style nationalization was the appropriate response.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:20 PM
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65.last: I didn't know that, or had forgotten it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:22 PM
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but different borrowings with different structures and terms (including the borrowings by which they finance their lending activities) have different market rates

I wasn't criticising you, I was agreeing with you that "the claim that banks are borrowing at below-market rates doesn't really hold", but agreeing from a different angle: I'm saying is that, other than the discount rate (and to a lesser extent the rates that are paid on checking/savings accounts), it doesn't make any sense to talk about a market-rates for bank borrowings. (This is ignoring overnight rates and things like that, all of which are keyed off of the discout rate.) So it doesn't ever make sense to talk about the discount rate being a potentially "below market" interest rate; it is the base market interest rate.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 12:26 PM
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Dried into jerky sounds lucky; I'd expect to find a tiny little civilization of fungus-people living there.

Turkey jerky vs. turkey cheese. Who doesn't like a nice mature cheese?


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 3:16 PM
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I have to say I find the story in the OP kinda implausible. Really, you can leave a turkey with meat and skin on it in the oven for almost a full year and it doesn't smell or attract bugs? I live in a really dry climate and I don't think that would happen. Wouldn't there be at least a faint odor of death from somewhere?


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 3:20 PM
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Oh, I believe it. Things need to be pretty wet to get stinky rotten -- I'd expect cooked meat to dry out to leather before it smelled all that bad. (I wouldn't be surprised if there had been a moldy stage that ended when it dried out too much, but that wouldn't smell all that bad either.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 3:23 PM
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Conducting additional experiments is the only way to determine whether or not Heebie's purported "result" is repeatable and verifiable.

LB, I nomiate your kitchen.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 3:27 PM
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I actually use my oven. (Admittedly, I set off the smoke alarm often enough that my children start salivating like Pavlov's dogs when it goes off, but I do use the oven.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 3:29 PM
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According to the OP this was a repeated experiment.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 3:30 PM
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...doesn't make any sense to talk about a market-rates for bank borrowings ...

I don't think this is correct. If bank A is offering 1% and bank B is offering 2% people tend to move money from A to B. So banks generally have to offer competitive rates on deposits. Just as they have to offer competitive rates on loans. So you have a market rate in both cases. Of course the deposit rate is generally less than the loan rate.


Posted by: James B. Shearer | Link to this comment | 01-25-11 7:18 PM
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For experiments that *do* result in things smelling really, really bad in the kitchen, allow me to suggest forgetting about a bag full of potatoes for a year or so. Blech.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 6:36 AM
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74: James, I would direct your attention to the parenthetical in 67 immediately preceding the language you've quoted.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 6:54 AM
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Really, you can leave a turkey with meat and skin on it in the oven for almost a full year and it doesn't smell or attract bugs?

Also, it was a gas oven with a pilot light that ran warm. The oven was generally slightly warm to the touch.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 7:21 AM
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A law firm is claiming that the fast food chain is using false advertising when it says its Mexican delicacies are filled with "ground beef" or "seasoned ground beef." In fact, the lawsuit claims, the "taco meat filling" used by Taco Bell contains is only about 35% beef, with binders, extenders, preservatives, additives and other agents making up the other 65%.
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Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 7:30 AM
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What did you expect for $0.99?


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 7:34 AM
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E. coli, I guess.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 7:37 AM
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In my high school days working at the local mall food court, the rumor was that Taco Bell's meat arrived dehydrated in 50-lb. bags and was reconstituted on-location by way of a boiling pot of water. I didn't find this to be particularly atrocious (and had already switched to Team Veg anyway), but pretty much none of the food court employees would eat Taco Bell as a result. Including the Taco Bell people.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 7:38 AM
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Your mom can get busy with 22 burritos, when times are rough. I saw her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 7:57 AM
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According to the Federal Reserve .

The discount rate charged for primary credit (the primary credit rate) is set above the usual level of short-term market interest rates.


Posted by: James B. Shearer | Link to this comment | 01-26-11 2:57 PM
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