When I first glanced at them, I read the "USD" next to the price as "USED".
Notice the seller is in Austin......
I think we know who is making these.
Embroidery=scratchy
That's what I thought at first, until I noticed that there are both 'decorative' and 'functional' tidy cloths.
There used to be these little, plain, nigh disposable towels for 99c at Ikea that seemed like they had to have been designed as, what are we calling them?, tidy cloths. It goes without saying we made up Scandinaviesque obscene-but-for-the-umlaut names for them.
We were less creative but spüj for the win. As a name I mean. I mean nevermind.
Newman's Art Blog. Via the very wrong jwz.org.
NSFW, of course. Sorry about that: I'm at at home already but you might not be.
Yep. That brought a swift end to that thread. I'm available for hire, incidentally.
11: I'm available for hire, incidentally.
Are you soft and absorbent?
Will Arnett's 30 Rock gay corporate shark Banks, on having children: "I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came along and changed everything."
Embroidery = scratchy indeed, and don't seem like they'll hold staining well. Not going to use something that costs >$10. I suppose it is handy to have them clearly marked, though I find color coding works just fine.
I feel like I should be ashamed to admit that I have no idea what these are supposed to be used for.
15: "Hand embroidered cum rags" isn't sufficiently descriptive? You did have your kids via the normal process, right?
the normal process
Considering what we know about Urple's diet, I'm suddenly disturbed by this concept.
17: it wasn't sufficiently descriptive the first time I read it, but I think I may have figured it out now.
I don't really know exactly what 18 means, but I'm offended.
I don't know exactly what 18 means either.
12: I am nothing but firm in all the important places, and not soft, excuse you very much.
15: Maybe the low spelling of "come" threw urple off.
I am guessing at the embroidery, but I hope they come in days-of-the-week sets, possibly with suggested activities and Holly Hobbie bonnets.
No, it's just that I didn't realize many people, um... did... that... with any sort of regularity. So I misunderstood the idea.
urple uses a generous dousing of citrus degreaser to keep the linens hygienic.
I believe in Urple's confusion on this issue as much as I believe in the nose stuck in the elevator door story tooth fairy.
Urple, surely in most cases "that"= "mitigate the natural consequences of sweet sweet lovin coupled with gravity." not necessarily the more uh hydraulic(?) displays.
Eventually, the couch becomes saturated, and thus rendered infirm, it is sent to a special farm for old, jizz-stained couches.
I don't know about urple, but do people really keep cloths specifically for this purpose?
I always thought the concept of the "cum rag" was strictly related to masturbation, so I share Urple's confusion.
Despite having had three longish-term relationships (4-7 years), such that you'd think I'd have heard of this, I'd never heard of a dedicated cum rag in those terms until a few years ago. It hadn't particularly occurred to me. You'd just use, well, whatever, I guess I thought. And then throw it in the wash.
My wife goes to the bathroom after sex. I thought this was pretty common. I guess a hand-towel would work instead; I'd just never heard of that method.
Exactly! Ideally, a warm, clean washcloth in the hands of your loved one, but a t-shirt or whatever would do. A dedicated linen seems so...bourgeois.
A dedicated linen seems so...bourgeois.
It seems fastidious.
I doubt dedicated linens are common. Modern laundrotechnology allows one to multipurpose cloth items.
Fastidious? Call it what you will, but a gentle cleansing wipe is a nice thing for my dick or my rod or my Johnson. It's the notion of a dedicated cloth that's bourgeois, leading as it inevitably will to a market for artisanally-crafted pads of virgin cotton gathered by virgins.
For what it's worth, I was understanding the cum rag to be used for masturbation clean-up, not post-coital. When I heard of this a few years ago, I just figured this was something I hadn't particularly thought about, since I wouldn't have been there at the time anyway.
40: No, that's what I meant: the dedicated cloth seems fastidious. Except! That if it's to be used for private masturbatory exercises, I can see how a person might wind up with a dedicated cloth or two. I think.
Everything else is just a cum rag.
Allow me to suggest "having socks" as a euphemism for masturbating.
In days of old when knights were bold
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this really is an area in which disposable baby wipes excel.
Rubbing against grandma's dirty gardening bootshouse slippers?
46: "disposable baby"... is that what the kids are calling it these days?
And you should really save your excel file before making the disposable baby, lest it be "wiped" by aforementioned mechanical interference with the keyboard.
this really is an area in which disposable baby wipes excel.
Yeah, maybe this marks me as an enemy of the enviroment, etc., but I've always found the idea of the washable cum rag, as with the washable hankerchief, kind of icky. I mean, unless you have a huge number of such, you're throwing them in the washing machine with lots of other clothes, right? And then... everything else gets bodily-fluid cooties!
You can tell I'd be great with infants and diapers and all that.
You can tell I'd be great with infants and diapers and all that.
Also, dishwashing by hand seems right out. And showering using bar soap. And having your naughty bits attached to the rest of your body.
Seriously, germophobes, seek perspective. There's poop inside you.
There's poop inside you.
It's impolite to mock the constipated, AG.
aaah. That is why Stanley keeps those baby wipes by his desk.
I mean, unless you have a huge number of such, you're throwing them in the washing machine with lots of other clothes, right? And then... everything else gets bodily-fluid cooties!
What do you do with your underwear and sheets?
What do you do with your underwear and sheets?
Sell them, of course.
I suppose that the extension of all of this merchandizing is that you won't be considered serious about sex until you have a towel ring mounted to your bed frame.
Also, I believe the legislature is considering mandating helmets.
Personally, the goggles I wear for fun.
57:
Only the bed frame? Attached to the front door, in the kitchen, on your bike, etc.
61: But you wouldn't need one at the pool. Snap your hips!
Is "serious about sex" really the vibe that most people are aiming to give?
Only the ones who have already purchased their helmets and goggles.
64: You'll want a jaunty scarf to keep those goggles clean.
For some reason, I find 62 really salacious.
Now picture it being delivered by Esther Williams in a fetching swimcap.
67: And situationally adept body posture.
57: I suppose that the extension of all of this merchandizing is that you won't be considered serious about sex until you have a towel ring mounted to your bed frame.
I assume this hearkens back to the thread (later deleted? or was that another one?) on having/not having condoms at the ready (something like that)? IF not it seems to be in the same vein.
55: What do you do with your underwear and sheets?
What? Well, I try not to blow my nose in them, or masturbate into them, so there isn't exactly the same sort of body-fluid-yuckiness going on there.
I mean, I basically agree with 52 that this is irrational, but I must still be missing something about 55.
Your underwear is going to come into at least a bit of contact with your bodily fluids. I guess your sheets could stay relatively pristine if you wear pajamas, don't sweat in your sleep, and don't have sex in your bed.
I think the difference between the use-case-scenarios you're mentioning, as opposed to dedicated cum- and snot-rags, is one of those times where quantity has a quality all its own.
LB is cracking me up in this thread.