Re: Guest or Pest?

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Stanster, you have just invited 50 comments calling you a wimp.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 9:48 AM
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1: Only 50? What a buncha weak commenters.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 9:51 AM
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Lizards are completely harmless, odour-free and eat flies. What's not to like.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 9:58 AM
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Maybe the cat will "take" "care" "of" it.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 9:58 AM
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I'm amused that the cat is trying to go back outside, as if to say, "It's okay! There's lots more out there. I'll just go get another one!"


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:01 AM
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Wait a minute. Am I cat blogging? I'm probably banned.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:02 AM
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Anole, huh.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:03 AM
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I used to love living in various tropical apartments that had geckos running around at large. They are fun to watch, eat bugs, and are considered good luck.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:18 AM
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Get a couple of glue traps and you'll be fine.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:21 AM
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Free at last!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:21 AM
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So now I'm doing some mental bargaining, trying to assess exactly how comfortable I am with the lizard of unknown species that's taken up occupancy in our house crevices.

I'll take it as given that you are not actually prepared to *do* anything based on your level of comfort--so we're just deciding what your mental state should be, right? Wimp Give it not another thought.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:22 AM
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10: I hate you.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:24 AM
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10: How'd you catch it?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:24 AM
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Ooh, that's a pretty one. Now that the herpetological crisis has been averted, here's the headline of the day.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:24 AM
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How'd you catch it?

I trapped it through the cunning use of a bike light, two Solo cups, and a Sudoku book (to block an exit path). This explains why I don't get anything actually useful done on my days off.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:26 AM
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I'd call that a skink, but I don't really know my herpes very well.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:28 AM
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Maybe you and your herpes could go on a double date some time.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:30 AM
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15: Do they sit still when a bright light gets in their eyes, like with deer?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:30 AM
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14: The actual footage made me kind of sympathetic to the whole situation.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:31 AM
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So you used the Solo cups to block the drain, and the bike light to blind the cleaning robot? Clever.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:32 AM
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Do they sit still when a bright light gets in their eyes, like with deer?

No. I used the light* just to be able to see it. Then I spooked it with a stick, causing it to run out into the little hallway I'd created with plastic cups on either end. Blocked its path backwards with the puzzle book, and Bob's your uncle lizard.

*it was a rear light, and thus red in color (set on solid, not blinking, of course), so you should imagine the whole scene as a very dramatic military mission from an action movie.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 10:38 AM
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7: Mention of anoles always makes me wonder if they're the opposite of catholes.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 2:39 PM
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22: Positively.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-27-11 2:45 PM
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