I'm so not contributing to this thread at work.
Cuntemplation
The Stroker
The Warden of the Womb
And I guess Investigations of a Dog hardly needs changing.
2.last: I know, right?
Description of a Paddle
Josephine the Singer, or the Mouse Fuck
Not sure where to go with "The Bucket Rider".
I'm going to go ahead and admit that I don't quite know what we're riffing on.
Measures for Presenting Ass Events
to Wood-Planting Machines
On the Examination of Firm Trade Inspectors
"The Top"
"The Married Couple"
"Give It Up!"
neb, you completed your dissertation, but they looked through your files and determined you needed extra credit to graduate from middle school?
11: As heebie-geebie awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic mathematician.
Speaking of which, I can't find the source of Kafka's supposed assertion that sex is the price we pay for the joy of intimacy. In the diaries somewhere, I think. Anyone?
17: Thanks.
"A Hornger Artist"
The Hunter Grab-ass
A Massage from the Emperor
Right, home now.
"The Great Balls of China"
That was worth waiting for, wasn't it?
"The Great Balls of China"
The Great Walled Vagina.
A lot of them really don't need changing.
Then there's the one about the village schoolmaster who tells people "It's MOLE!"
The Village School Masturbator
Ein Landarsch
Skandale und Araber
Beschneidung eines Kämpfers
Der Vorbau
Un condamné à mort s'est échappé ou Ta mère souffle où je veux.
Haunts of the Black Masseur could, I suppose, be more porn-appropriate, if Helmut Newton were still alive.
Borges riffed on this in "Kafka and his Precum."
The Rape of the Loch Ness Monster