Re: Torus Asunder

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It is a problem with the city. There is a place called Brooklyn Bagel near the courthouse metro in Arlington. They aren't astounding but they are quite serviceable- NYC average, but good for the area.


Posted by: Lurker with Opinions about Bagels | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 12:42 PM
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There are NO google results for "Torus Asunder"? Stanbly is the only person ever to think of that?


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 1:34 PM
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And post it on the Internet apparently. Two for "torus a new asshole".


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 1:42 PM
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Onion glad he didn't add "sesame".


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 1:43 PM
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2: "Torus, Ass-Thunder" is one of those little inflatable donuts you sit on.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 2:32 PM
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OP has earwormed me this.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 2:42 PM
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It bagels the mind.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 2:51 PM
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Why is everyone loafing?


Posted by: Rye Cooter | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 4:59 PM
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Who's loafing?

If this is the thread for nattering on, I have some natter. Further to this comment, I am in fact working remotely, as they say, even now; or at least, I am monitoring and updating the situation. I may or may not have to go in tomorrow. It's very dramatic.

In any event, I just checked the bookshop's feedback, and it's all lovely (of course), then I saw this one:

"Keep up the good work!"

Heh. Right-O, however that might be spelled. We're on it, you silly.

No, I am not behaving like a blithering idiot, why do you ask?


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 5:23 PM
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Bagel lovers in DC needn't despair. Bethesda Bagels is perfectly serviceable, and Bethesda is basically in DC.

There's also H&H bagels available at the Calvert-Woodley liquor store, they're warm in the morning.

I'm not going to opine on the bagels at 2 Amy's until I try them.

But yes, DC bagels suck more reliably than bagels elsewhere.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 8:04 PM
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And by "elsewhere" I mean New York. And Baltimore.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 8:05 PM
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There's also H&H bagels available at the Calvert-Woodley liquor store, they're warm in the morning.

Didn't H&H just go out of business?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 10:31 PM
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The ones at that store are day-old.


Posted by: Von Wafer | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 10:36 PM
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12: Only the Upper West Side location. There are others.


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 08- 6-11 10:39 PM
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Used to be you could get good bagels (and really great lox) at Krupin's. Naturally, Morty retired and moved to Florida, and the place closed. Too bad.

As it stands, Firehook bagels, if toasted = serviceable.


Posted by: DC baygels | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 4:40 AM
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13: I think they ship them only part-baked so they can be finished on site. I've definitely found them warm some mornings.

Although I don'tt know if they get shipped *every* day, so quite posssibly they age on site too.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:54 AM
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More of a meh-gel, really.

Or a smeh-gel (since it has no ring of power).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 8:09 AM
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15: Firehook for me is firmly in the "meh" category; if I'm going to poison myself with white flour and lose the day to a carb coma, it had better be fucking awesome.

If a fresh bagel needs toasting, commit it then to the flames.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:17 AM
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You have a hardcore toaster.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:21 AM
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Cripe, I'd hate to argue with you guys about what constitutes a good muffin.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:35 AM
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It's shockingly easy to bake a good muffin. It's impossible to buy one.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:58 AM
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A muffin is love?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:03 AM
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It's impossible to buy one.

The local Costco here bakes great muffins.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:17 AM
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Define "good muffin."

Nah, I'm kidding. (On Meet the Press this morning, panelists wound up asking one another "What is a 'downgrade', really; what is a 'credit rating', after all?'" and "What do you mean by 'revenues'?" and "What is growth, really? What is stimulus?") (Austan Goolsbee was making faces in order to avoid rolling his eyes.)


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:18 AM
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If it has blueberries, it's a muffin or a waffle.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:31 AM
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The Ecuador Independence Day parade just passed by my house. It was very moving to see the local Ecuadorian community come into their own a bit more.

¡Viva Ecuador! ¡Abajo el colonialismo! Dump the Spanish off your back!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:31 AM
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Could you ask them about the bagels in Ecuador?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:42 AM
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¿Pardon, señor, puede usted decirme dónde conseguir un bagel decente en Guayaquil?

I probably could, but the pronunciation would be awful, and it wouldn't be idiomatic.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:50 AM
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Remember, "bagel" is pronounced "bah-hell".


Posted by: Crypticed | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 10:57 AM
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Austan Goolsbee was making faces in order to avoid rolling his eyes.

Hertz, donut?


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 11:23 AM
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12: The UWS location lost its lease. There's a UES location. (Or is there? I mean, it has the same name, but for some reason I think that maybe it's not owned by the same people? IDK!)


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 11:34 AM
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31: Oh and Hells Kitchen.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 11:36 AM
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"What is a 'downgrade', really; what is a 'credit rating', after all?'" and "What do you mean by 'revenues'?" and "What is growth, really? What is stimulus?"

They're all social constructs!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 12:14 PM
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I woke up in NYC this morning and got a bagel at...Dunkin' Donuts (because we were pressed for time).


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 12:29 PM
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Pressed for time, but to health conscious to get a donut? Speaking of healthy food, popcorn counts as whole grain, no?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 1:29 PM
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Too, not to.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 1:29 PM
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Moving out of Park Slope means I never eat bagels now. About once a month I'd get up early and go to La Bagel Delight (stupid name, excellent bagels). There was another really good bagel shop, Bergen Bagels (less friendly, but slightly better bagels) nearby. In East Williamsburg, all we have is decent burritos.


Posted by: AWB | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 1:39 PM
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My actual all-time favorite bagels in the world live in Oakhurst, NJ. Their unsurpassed greatness is conceded by even the most parochial NYers once tried.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 1:52 PM
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I've probably never had great bagels, so with the exception of mass-packaged grocery-store-shelved packs - and the disgusting thawed-from-frozen bagels I tried once as a kid - I'm pretty much fine with most bagel-place bagels.

I mean, they're bagels. Do they make me sick? No? Is it enough that I'm not still hungry? Yes? Then they're fine.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:03 PM
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38 -- Another pet theory of mine about NYC confirmed. The greatest traditional "New York" foodstuffs (i.e., food of Ashkenazi Jews and Italian-Americans who emigrated in the early 20th century, with some regional quirks) are found outside NY proper, whether in Jersey, Connecticut, or farther afield, following the descendants of those groups.

Of course, my view is that no one should ever eat pizza or a bagel (or, especially, a pizza-bagel), so there's that.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:05 PM
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I've heard that once you've tried a parochial New Yorker, you'll never go back.


Posted by: Von Wafer | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:09 PM
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40: I thought of you whilst reading an article about archaeologists discovering rocks cave people use to smash the grains they were eating. LIES!!!!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:12 PM
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pizza-bagel

I've put a bagel, cut in two, with cheese and salami on both halves in a toaster and made something kind of like this. It was fine.

If I'm just having cream cheese, I don't like the bagel to be toasted. However, I've found that this might be the most difficult request you can make at a place that normally toasts everything. It completely messes with the process.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:12 PM
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42: Er, useD. I am sure, Halford, that you smash no grains with rocks.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:13 PM
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I do smash grains, but only with my fists to warn others off of them.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:14 PM
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45: On stage with your band, Wheat Beat Manifesto.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:34 PM
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Famous C-ville sign: The Bagels are coming.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:45 PM
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Good god, what was I thinking. Had a Firehook bagel this morning and remembered. They suck. Uniformly stiff and chewy, without any crust even when toasted. Also, waxy. Oh the humanity.


Posted by: DC baygels | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 2:54 PM
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The link in 33 is absolutely excellent. It's like to make me cry, even.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 3:09 PM
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For a chain, I think that Brueggers makes decent bagels. There's a place down the street from me which claims to import theirs from New York, but they bring them in frozen, and they're not great.

I also like Montreal-style bagels.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 4:04 PM
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Very good bagels are available from the Brooklyn Bagel Bakery in Los Angeles. Reportedly, the Brooklyn Bagel in Beverly Hills is also all right. No relation.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 4:29 PM
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In East Williamsburg, all we have is decent burritos.

I fail to believe that a decent burrito exists east of the Altamont Pass.


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 4:39 PM
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I don't like burritos, just the stuff inside burritos.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 4:48 PM
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I fail to believe that a decent burrito exists east of the Altamont Pass.

Really? The entire Southland can't muster a single good burrito?


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 4:54 PM
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It's not my argument, but if you want to put all your chips on Mission-style, you could make that case and still be geographically literate.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:06 PM
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k-sky understands me.


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:20 PM
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I despise Mission-style burritos, and am not a fan of burritos generally, but Josh may be right in that limited sense.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:40 PM
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With that said, the all-meat burrito at King Taco is pretty good. Still not in the loathsome "Mission style."


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:43 PM
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I would travel a long way -- and, regrettably, I would have to -- for some tacos from Senor Fish. I mean, now that we're talking about tacos.


Posted by: Von Wafer | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:47 PM
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Did you hate Mission-style burritos before you went paleo?

This conversation (and reading up on the history of the burrito) is tempting me to drive to a taqueria.


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:48 PM
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Fresh Slat comes to New England !
'Active bar crowd. Children would be welcome here.'


Posted by: GROUPON Alert 860 | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 5:57 PM
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There are some fantastic bagels in the Boston area. In Brookline, predictably, There are also plenty of good (Mission-style) burritos available. Damned if I've been able to find a good fish taco, though.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 6:15 PM
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62: I really liked Kupel's when I was a kid, but I don't like them as much anymore. Do you have any recs?

Fish tacos would be great.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 6:21 PM
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60 -- pretty much. Always seemed too
big w/too much rice and a bad filling/meat ratio.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 6:36 PM
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I guess I'm a bit pickier about burritos than I am about bagels. I like the better ones more than I like the better bagels, but there's also higher chance that some of them will make me feel kind of sick.

Presumably, having grown up in the bay area, what I think of as an ordinary burrito is a mission-style burrito.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 6:55 PM
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Reading the wikipedia entry on Mission-style burritos makes me think that's the only style of burrito I've ever had, but maybe also I'm not understanding what exactly constitutes non-Mission style.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 8:27 PM
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If she moves, it isn't really Mission-style.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 8:35 PM
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66: Yeah, I mean, it seems like the only non-Mission Style burritos you see are the frozen/refrigerated type, and Taco Bell's various offerings. So, like, a real burrito is almost always going to be Mission Style.

Pineda Tacos here makes the best burritos. I've had burritos in the Mission District, and Pineda's are better.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 8:40 PM
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Rice versus no rice, Stanley. I'm sure there are other features to consider, but that's the key variable.


Posted by: ari | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 8:41 PM
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wikipedia entry on Mission-style burritos

[ingestion needed]


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 8:42 PM
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You would be hard pressed to find a mission-style burrito in New Mexico. I'm not sure where I would even start to look.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:32 PM
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I found one!


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:40 PM
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I suppose Farmington would be a logical place to look.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:45 PM
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That appears to be the only Qdoba in the state. There are also no Chipotles.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:48 PM
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Anyway, my point is that burritos in traditional New Mexican cuisine are not Mission-style.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08- 7-11 9:50 PM
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Oh, man. I'm eating some food right now, and it's so good. But you guys can't have any, 'cause it's NACHOS!!!

HA! Get it?


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 08- 8-11 6:48 AM
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