My mother was a test-tube, my father was a knife.
If Jean Seberg and Lee Marvin had a baby raised by a superintelligent wolf, I would kick that baby's ass.
I read World War Z when I was at the beach, but didn't discover until weeks later that the guy who wrote it is the son of Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft. I was also unaware that Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft were married.
5: I saw him on 3d Ave. once with his dad. He was tall and handsome.
4: I was going for something along those lines, but the closest I could get was Faust and Basil Fawlty.
How should I account for recessive genes when I formulates my answer?
A war eagle-owl has to make an appearance in this thread somewhere.
Because if we're just going to fuck science and make jokes about unlikely people fucking, I would be more comfortable doing so on a thread about risks the Euro zone is facing as it tries to deal with the bond market.
Because Chomsky was about forty years too old for Jerry Lee Lewis to have noticed.
10: If Wolfbrigade and Belle & Sebastian had had a baby, and they'd given it up to be raised by Serge Gainsbourg, Terry Southern and Assata Shakur, and a giant owl had seen that baby, I would be the next vole that the owl ate.
Also, "We hear you like the way we hear you" may be be the most grammarfucked advertising slogan I've ever seen.
Somebody's mother was very proud of them coming up with that slogan you hater.
I'm still marveling at the rename of our local sports TV channel franchise to "Root Sports".
"Root Sports"
Which reminds me, NMM to the Humanitarian Bowl. Idaho Football Bowl Game Renamed After Potato.
How disturbing.
The first name that popped into my head for "celebrity I most resemble" is Mole from the Wind In The Willows (the book, not the movie, which I haven't seen).
I have a friend who keeps telling me my eyes remind her of Paul Newman's, so I'm going with Newman and Bea Arthur.
Robert Benchley and Melanie Klein.
I'm kind of curious about whether this would work better if we described each other in this pattern, but I guess offense, intentional or otherwise, might result.
Joan Didion and David Bowie. Except more in the sense of whom to vainly hope left me on my incontrovertibly real parents' doorstep.
Looks-wise, people tell me that I look like Christina Ricci. I presume that this is because I have a high brow. I don't think that I'm particularly like her otherwise.
I am still reeling from the suggestion that any woman would have sex with Eric Cartman, whose beliefs regarding the process are too coarse to be repeated in a family comment thread.
1: I ran into Peter Weller at the gym once. His head is the size of a prize-winning pumpkin, his face beef-carpaccio-colored.
24: I didn't say a clone of Buckaroo Banzai. Cloned by Buckaroo Banzai.
I was told a sexxxy-times story about Peter Weller (back in the late 80s) that made me like him more.
His head is the size of a prize-winning pumpkin
I'm no squash-competition expert, but certainly prizes can be awarded to small pumpkins, too, right?
prizes can be awarded to small pumpkins, too, right?
Stanley has balls the size of prize-winning mini-pumpkins.
Sometimes something is just so horrible I can't believe I haven't heard it before, but according to google, it didn't exist before.
OT: I signed up for LinkedIn because my uncle sent me an invitation and it didn't seem nice to say no to him. I'm afraid it is spying on me somehow. The first set of people they suggested I link to includes the lead author on the paper I'm supposed to be working on right now.
Joan Didion and David Bowie would be awesome.
I absolutely love 75 percent of Joan Didion's writing and the other 25 percent drives me crazy.
Moby, I'm trying to figure out how to change my LinkedIn settings. I also want to make my Amazon profile private, since that shows up when I google my name.
I have no idea on that. I should look into it.
Also, just because of the post title.
It was the #1 song in America on the day I was born.
The BGs had the #1 song the day I was born (and named).
Huh. turns out 37 is not true. "Love Child" didn't displace "Hey Jude" until two days after I was born.