Re: Fungus Amongus

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Chinese truffles are threatening the French truffles! I'm just waiting for The Good Wife to come on.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:12 PM
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Oh gosh, essear, me too.
Truffle Lady needs to cool it with the self-tanner.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:18 PM
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You should change to Real Housewives of Atlanta where Kandi is trying to write a song for JoDee Messina (sp?) about "my mother, my brother / all disapprove of my significant other" or some shit. I'm drinking a glass of pink port because it's only 9 pm and all three kids are asleep(ish) and I have another few minutes of being awake.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:19 PM
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American truffles are apparently pretty good!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:19 PM
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You got that right.


Posted by: Opinionated Pig | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:22 PM
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I'll also confess that while we don't watch The Good Wife yet, Archie Panjabi makes me inclined to bend my rule on not having celebrity crushes. I should really check whether the early episodes are on Netflix, but I also want to watch Damages first and Lee has finally started Mad Men.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:23 PM
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American ginseng too.


Posted by: The China Trade | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:25 PM
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Everyone in the world should have a crush on Archie Panjabi.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:28 PM
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I'm just waiting for The Good Wife to come on.

I've lost my taste for that show. You should all be watching Downton Abbey on PBS.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:30 PM
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Speaking of 60 Minutes, granted I never watch it, but I'm glad there's still people out there doing this sort of thing.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:32 PM
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I'm pretty sure I'm one of those people who just doesn't get truffles. I keep trying them, but they just don't give me the raptures they seem to give other people.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:34 PM
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Truffles have tridges!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:35 PM
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I've lost my taste for that show.

But this season we get to see Eli Gold and Kalinda interact! Two great characters who go great together!


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:45 PM
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13: I bet I can miss a couple three episodes and get the idea; it'll be shown in repeats later. I just got tired of the way money is thrown around, actually.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:54 PM
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This episode is pretty good.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 7:55 PM
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Elsbeth Tascioni for the win!


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 8:14 PM
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What's really frustrating about $1000/lb. truffles is when you're buying them (in tiny quantities) from a supermarket whose scales only measure in increments of 0.01 lb.

They were pretty happy to give us the lower of the two prices, though...


Posted by: micah | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 9:02 PM
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Illegal downloaders look forward to the screams of "are you kidding me??" awaiting law-abiding American viewers.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 10:55 PM
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18 to 9. Or, hell, a different, funnier comment.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 10:55 PM
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Damages is ridiculous and un-stop-watching-able. And season III has Lily Tomlin.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 01- 8-12 11:14 PM
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I was told recently truffles are more related to potatoes than mushrooms, but a quick check of wikipedia suggests that they are funghi of the genus 'tuber'. I don't think that's the same as the tubers we call potatoes.

I just got to taste white truffle from piedmont. The aroma was amazing, but the taste not so much. I hear black truffles from france have a more mellow flavor.


Posted by: spaz | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:46 AM
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I like truffles enough to eat them in italy, especially when they are free, but not enough to ever go buy some and make something with it. I guess I'd order some fois gras with truffle appetizer in a restaurant. I tried white truffle ice cream once, and it was even worse than it sounds.


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 1:08 AM
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Humongus fungus amongus.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 6:27 AM
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Actually, I've been thinking about a science-fiction story where the Armillaria ostoyae organism above develops consciousness and intelligence as it grows above a certain threshold size, and then makes contact with us by tapping into telephone lines crossing through the forest.

It will be called Humongous Fungus Amongus Rungus. Thank you - I'll be here all week.



Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 6:42 AM
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I guess I'd order some fois gras with truffle appetizer in a restaurant.

I haved tried fois gras only once. I don't see what the big deal is, except for the goose. It wasn't that much better than braunschweiger.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 7:09 AM
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Fois gras is a food I've been reasonably happy to discover I don't like. I think I've given it a fair shot, and it just doesn't work for me. Given the ethical issues (above and beyond ordinary meat-eating), it's a fine candidate for random dislike.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 9:28 AM
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I tried white truffle ice cream once, and it was even worse than it sounds.

I do not see how that is possible unless it leaps off the plate and physically attacks you or has a little embeded musical-greeting-card chip in it that plays Katy Perry at you or something.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 9:41 AM
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I love foie gras a lot. I'm a sucker for fatty richness.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 9:51 AM
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hysically attacks you or has a little embeded musical-greeting-card chip in it that plays Katy Perry at you

Molecular gastronomy has gone too far!


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 9:55 AM
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Now I'm craving foie gras brulee... Darn you all, Unfogged.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:22 AM
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I love fois gras but it kind of tastes like liverwurst.


Posted by: hydrobatidae | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:24 AM
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I love fois gras but it is a kind of tastes like liverwurst.

Fixed that for you.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:27 AM
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I don't usually like things made with truffles -- a little goes a long, long way -- though I've had popcorn made with white truffle oil that was amazingly delicious, despite how it sounds. (In Silver Spring at a place with silly fancy cocktails. D.C. folks should check it out.)


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:33 AM
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I'm a sucker for fatty richness.

I've got one of the two going for me.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:37 AM
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white truffle oil

Note: contains no actual truffle.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:41 AM
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32: in the US "foie gras" does not imply wurst, although I gather it might be a shade different in France, and have no idea what the system is in the UK.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:46 AM
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Right, pate means, essentially, liverwurst, but foie gras without the accompanying pate is just bits of liver.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 11:59 AM
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I've never spazzed over truffles, although I've had a few dishes they made appreciably better.

Foie gras is deliciousness.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:05 PM
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I recently had foie gras butter, which was quite delicious, even though I don't like pâtés or meat terrine-type things of any kind. Is there a way to make foie gras in a way that doesn't sound monstrous?


Posted by: Rance | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:06 PM
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39: Maybe if you fattened the birds on beer?


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:11 PM
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You could form a group that advocates for softer, more comfortable feeding tubes.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:11 PM
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You could form a group that advocates for softer, more comfortable feeding tubes... laydeez.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:12 PM
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39: Here you go.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:18 PM
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Apparently, you have to convince the geese a) that winter is coming and they need to gorge, and b) that they are totally free to leave. This is a tricky balance.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:18 PM
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Fuck.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:18 PM
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Foie Gras is fucking awesome. It's also only moderately insanely expensive (or just mildly expensive if you're in France). It also tastes like liverwurst in about the same way that apples taste like oranges. The disadvantage of spending Christmas in Poland instead of Geneva was that I didn't get to smuggle any home with me.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:33 PM
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43 & 44: Well, that was an interesting story. Apparently, non-monstrous, if difficult to manage, procedures do exist.


Posted by: Rance | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 12:46 PM
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I love hunting for Morel mushrooms, but I suspect they would not taste nearly as good if one could buy them for a reasonable price at a grocery store.

They are devilishly hard to find, and almost impossible to mistake, and they taste divine sauteed in a little olive oil and garlic (and butter and bacon if you must).


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 2:31 PM
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Truffle oil in mashed potatoes is delish.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 9-12 8:39 PM
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in happier news, his company is opening two new offices, one in iraq and one in somaliland!?!

Happier for everybody except the Iraqis and the northern Somalis?

Clew's mum sounds like Emerson's ideal woman. Pies and no relationship!


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 01-10-12 4:22 AM
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Saffron milk caps have always been my favorite mushroom for gathering. Easy to find by mushroom standards (bright orange) and even easier to know you've got the right thing (bright orange 'blood' that turns blue when exposed to oxygen). Plus they're delicious and not eaten by the locals around Geneva so there was always more of them for us than there were chantrelles (also relatively easy to see and distinguish) or porcini (not so much). Strangely, though they apparently grow in the US, I've never heard of anyone eating them here. If you get some fry them up in a ton of butter. Creme fraiche and garlic optional.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 01-10-12 5:35 AM
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