I learned a shorter version in school.
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I need a shower.
I'm sure you did well on your test and don't smell that bad.
This post's title is ill served by text justification.
10: I read the extra spacing as representing the exasperated patience with which Ben must explain such things to the likes of us.
I don't know what you people are talking about.
Might I propose that "two dead boys" refers to Stiv Bators and Cheetah Chrome? I don't like to think of them quarreling, but as long as we're using our imaginations...
Which of the characters was wisest?
A. the first dead boy
B. the second dead boy
C. the deaf policeman
D. the blind man
If it doesn't work out in philosophy, I'm sure you could get a sweet gig in test writing with Pearson.
Argh, Merganser put it so much better! Shouldn't have skimmed!
I had no idea there were so many versions of that rhyme.
Had to look up "prolepsis." Of course, I will be using this word as many times as possible from now on.
Since no one's using this thread, here's a NYT article about Alabama's push to criminalize drug use by pregnant women thanks to supporters of fetal personhood and other stuff that should make people argue if that's what they want to do.
And yet we use the diaeresis for the same reason that we use the hyphen: to keep the cow out of co-workers.
Why was this classic bit of Unfogged-bait dropped into a dead thread?
At least not failing completely. I'd say the jury is still out.
Way to fuck-up the "Rolling Rock" play.
Santorum! Obama! Ooh, I wanna llama!