Link is broken, not that I had any interest in clicking on it.
The link is completely blank. Clearly this is a heebie-hoax that she's trying to pin on a poor innocent Tweety.
Quick, someone click through, so that if the link reverts to being broken I'll have someone who can verify that sometimes that happens.
It works, but I'm sort of wishing I hadn't clicked through. So much thought put into that post!
Sorry, I don't follow links. I only look at the mouseover URL. Hypertext frightens and confuses me.
I think it's fake. It's on answers.com, which makes me think it's like a fake product review on Amazon.
7: so you're saying it wouldn't work?
I'm surprised Heebie doesn't write a post on this herself.
When I write the posts on myself, no one except Jammies can see them.
why don't you let jammies write his own posts? like I said below, I don't think your teaching-by-coddling methods are working.
Or better yet, replace text's comments with comment from Jammies!
Actually, he's a front-page poster of an eclectic web-magazine of his own, but not in a way we can understand.
But keep them signed "text". Wouldn't that be funny and confusing?
Me, I never taught by coddling or was taught that way. People who aren't corrected when they're young are often shocked and confused when, as adults, someone plays Emily Post for them.
It almost sounds as though he signs into his gf's account.
Do we ever know when we're being coddled?
Straight from perversions, mechanical, to metacommenting. Pace yourselves, people.
We're being coddled right up until the glans hits the fan of the vaccuum.
It was seriously the third google hit for "is it okay to hose off fans". With semen? Is that the subtext? Is it okay to hose down vacuum fans with semen?
The other answer is less oriented towards the practicalities and aims more for a debunk-and-demystify approach.
For some reason it hadn't occured to me until now to check out the whole "Masturbation" category.
At the far reaches of unpopularity in the category does masturbation harmful for brain?
A not-very-authoritative reassurance on self-pleasuring while yellow.
Suffering from an excess of unleashed hormones?
First I'm going to need you to prove you actually got it into the toaster.
Oops. There should have been a link in 31.
Anyhow, there's a whole dick-in-toaster ward.
One of three identical questions.
As Judge Dredd might say, "I AM THE LAW!"
You people can't do anything without electricity; there needs to be a back to raw liver movement movement.
http://www.adde.rs/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VaccumInjuries.pdf
I am so dumb and sleepy I thought, 'why would that be a better way to clean them?' The headline set me straight.
Most civilian penile injuries occur in [...] athletic contests
"No I got it dude hang another one on there!"
My memory isn't totally gone, vacs and dicks meeting in sorrow was of interest at the med center in the Seventies too. 'Twas a common Brit make, I think.
JAMA. 1973 Apr 30;224(5):630.
Laceration of penis from hand vacuum cleaner.
Zufall R.
Fuck. Now my ribs hurt all over again
48: Well, no one said you should vacuum those.
You people can't do anything without electricity; there needs to be a back to raw liver movement movement.
Surprisingly, this hasn't come up as a plot point in Revolution yet.
My uncle once recounted his teenage vacuum experimentation to me. Upon reflection, I decided that this must have something to do with the vacuums sharing the general poor quality of commie consumer goods.
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There's no obvious political thread at the moment, so I throw this up here.
This seems important: the state of Ohio wants to disallow early voting for everyone besides the military as of three days before the election. It's going to the Supreme Court. Good.
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In the annals of IT failures, this one's pretty good.
(Turned out the public facing kiosks at the dole offices in NZ gave you access to the Ministry of Social Development's intranet, including things like details of abused kids and suicides and pretty much everything you shouldn't be able to get at.)
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Feels like a troll's thread. Skipping the decapitation and Jimmy Saville...
The Anti-Capitalist Transition in Europe ...has Richard Seymour discovered communisation? The difference between communisation and older forms of worker empowerment is that communisation takes over a factory or a city park etc not to be a site of alternative production but to be a site of expropriation, confrontation, and destruction. I think.
and Jodi Dean discovers Endnotes UK and the debate over the value-form.
I follow to the Endnotes site and there is my new friend communisation. tiqqun, Call, Coming Insurrection, Theory of Young Girl, Communisation and Its Discontents
If you get tired of losing at politics, and you aren't the ones who can ever win (You aren't the Heat or the Yankees), find hope somewhere around there.
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"is it okay to hose off fans"
Like an electric fan you have for use in the house or what? I'm not seeing why this would be something to google.
The answer turn out to be "eh, yeah, basically", which is what I figured it would be.
But wait why is that important? Next to all these other vital questions...
I think it is emblematic of internet culture that someone who has been sticking his penis in a tube attached to a vacuum cleaner for 40 years, rather than feeling shame, posts practical tips for other enthusiasts!
The internet: helpful and pervy!
60: I'd make sure it was unplugged first.
Not everybody in Maine is waiting for the leaves to turn red.
I was going to comment from the bar again, but I decided to talk to people at the bar instead. It was harder because of the danger of punning when people can hit you and because after everybody started buying everybody else drinks, I stayed much later than I wanted to.
Apparently whatever blows your punning inspired were non-lethal.
I didn't pun at all, so that people would buy me drinks.
Within melon balls wrapped in prosciutto.
It's actually just very thin ham I got at Costco, so don't tell people it isn't prosciutto.
Just clarify that it's prosciutto cotto if someone calls you on it.
Like an electric fan you have for use in the house or what? I'm not seeing why this would be something to google.
How else are you supposed to know what to do when the shit hits the fan?
So Tweety went home with the waitress; the way he always does?
I was never super clear on what the lawyers in that song were supposed to do. I mean, he's either in Havana or in hiding (from the Russians?) in Honduras. I'd take the case for a reasonable fee but it's hard to see getting much by way of results.
Write a strongly-worded letter to the proper authorities.
Let's get this thread rolling again, hey? Anybody tried the technique in the OP, yet?