Re: Toxin removal

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Sounds delish!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 12:42 PM
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Why do you have to spit the oil in the toilet?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 12:43 PM
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I've done it to remove cigar breath, but only for about 30 seconds. Seems to help. That said, it's NASTY.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 12:44 PM
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I have some Caribbean friends who are really into oil pulling, though I don't know if there's any cultural connection. I think they liked some other kind of oil rather than olive oil. Coconut oil would be super gross, though, because it's solid most of the time unless it's really warm out.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:11 PM
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The link actually talks about swishing coconut oil, which I think is objectively more foul than swishing olive oil.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:12 PM
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The detail I can't get over is the length of time. After 8 minutes I think I would punch my fist through a wall.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:13 PM
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On the other hand, its hard to argue with science: "So what happens is, while you swish the oil in your mouth, the toxins in your body are pulled out causing mucous drainage - which is one of the ways your body removes toxins."


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:14 PM
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4.last explains the toilet part.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:14 PM
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Though, really, if I was that worried about toxins, I'd quit sniffing glue.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:17 PM
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Weird coincidence! I'm reading a memoir by an ultra-marathon runner and he was talking about his misguided idea of bringing olive oil on his runs to drink for energy. He said it gave him terrible diarrhea.


Posted by: LizSpigot | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:19 PM
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At least the people with this particular kind of baffling misunderstanding of science still tend to vote right.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:19 PM
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11: Probably because of their lack of toxins!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:21 PM
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10: And that was a surprise?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:21 PM
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Its hard to argue with massive diarrhea as the most effective means of toxin reduction.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:22 PM
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I can't imagine anything fouler than swishing olive oil in your mouth for 15-20 minutes.

This shows a lack of imagination


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:22 PM
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To be fair, its hard to do anything with massive diarrhea.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:22 PM
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13: To him. This was in the 90's, he wasn't able to have the internet tell him it was a bad idea beforehand.


Posted by: LizSpigot | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:23 PM
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This doesn't sound right. And by right, I mean realistic. Is the oil black or something when it is spat out? That would make it sound more effective, although, considerably more awful.


Posted by: Mentioner | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:24 PM
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I remember reading somewhere that the early polar expeditions took thermoses full of olive oil to drink so they could keep up fat stores and ingest lots of calories.


Posted by: PGD | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:26 PM
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4: I have to think that in the mid/high 90s (e.g., in your mouth) that the coconut oil would be and stay solid.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:26 PM
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Nah, coconut oil liquefies right around normal room temperature. At 80 or so it'd be liquid, definitely at 90.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:28 PM
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Depends if you go virgin or hydrogenated. Gargle some nice solid hydrogenated coconut oil in your mouth for extra brownie points.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:30 PM
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Yeah, coconut oil melts if you hold it in your hand, which I know because I use it on the girls' heads a lot, but I still would be totally creeped out to have some melting in my mouth.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:35 PM
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How does coconut oil taste?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:39 PM
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At the beginning or at the end?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:41 PM
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To be fair, its hard to do anything with massive diarrhea.
I BEG TO DISAGREE.


Posted by: OPINIONATED UTA PIPPIG | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:42 PM
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20,21: "solid" s/b "liquid" and I just mistyped.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:44 PM
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or, you could just eat a lot of oily food... ?


Posted by: cleek | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:56 PM
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Sure, if you want to chew your food for twenty minutes and then swallow those very same toxins you worked so hard to purge right back into the belly of the beast.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:57 PM
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Maybe this is the principle behind Olestra?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 1:57 PM
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30: You mean the reason it's a treatment for dioxin poisining?


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 2:18 PM
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In 1999, researchers discovered olestra helps facilitate the removal of dioxins from the body, as it apparently binds to dioxins in a manner similar to that of normal fats. This unexpected side effect may make the substance useful in treating victims of dioxin poisoning.[27][28]
Recent research by groups at University of Cincinnati School of Medicine in Ohio and the University of Western Australia indicates olestra can be used to treat poisoning due to exposure to polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), including chloracne symptoms.[29]

Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 2:19 PM
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So if you have dioxin or PCB poisoning, but don't have Olestra available, swishing around some oil in your mouth might help.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 2:20 PM
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Good heavens, I hadn't been following this story:

Dr. Chang, who led the Institute of Asian Studies at St. John's and served as its vice president for international relations, was accused of using her position to recruit scholarship students from overseas, promising them a free education, but then forcing them to clean her house and shuttle cases of liquor to her room at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut.
She has been found dead in the middle of her trial.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 2:34 PM
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Mentions of unspecified "toxins" is a very reliable indicator of worthless woo.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 2:38 PM
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16 to 15.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 2:54 PM
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36: Nice to see you, Ham-Love. All well?

This sounds so epically nasty, and comprehensively unlikely to work. Is all of pintrest so infested with woo?


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 11- 6-12 6:51 PM
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I have read a much less woo explanation of oil pulling, which was entirely about clearing bacteria out of your mouth and supposed to be great for people with weak teeth prone to caries.


Posted by: emir | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 1:30 AM
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34: And the judge thought, "What would be an appropriate note at this end of this sad tale? A splash of racism!"


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 8:55 AM
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Why would swishing oil in your mouth do anything about bacteria and plaques?


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 9:02 AM
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I dunno, why would rubbing soap on your skin do anything about dirt on your skin?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 9:06 AM
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It won't unless you use water.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 9:07 AM
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I don't imagine that people rinse out their mouths with water after they spit out the oil, do they? Who would do that?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 9:11 AM
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Is all of pintrest so infested with woo?

Definitely not. Pinterest is infested with food and recipes, interior decorating, and fashion, and then other smaller cool things, and you can find a lot of super cool stuff if you're following super cool people, which I happen to be doing.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 9:14 AM
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Bacteria and plaques in particular are pretty good at sticking around. How does an oil bath compare to a few minutes of mechanical agitation a day?


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 9:29 AM
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How does an oil bath compare to a few minutes of mechanical agitation a day?

If Fresh Salt is still flooded six feet deep, those fruit will be hanging underwater.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 10:37 AM
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45 makes a good point. Oil seems like it would be TERRIBLE for removing biofilms in general. You should fill your mouth with a mixture of sea salt and isopropyl alcohol and then start headbanging, like the way people clean bongs.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 10:40 AM
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When I have a bad cold, I do gargle with salt water. I'm not sure what I'm removing, but it seems to clear the throat.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 10:41 AM
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You'll never have abrasion injuries from an oil bath.

I don't believe that a swish of warm oil would kill much in the way of bacteria.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 10:42 AM
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Let me be the first to suggest fresh salt water.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 11- 7-12 10:56 AM
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