The naughtiest clown works for me.
(As sexy, I mean. She is not in my employ.)
I wish apo had the kind of job where he could employ naughty clowns.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
1. Because it's being asked by Matthew Yglesias and published by Slate.
2. Me too.
Don't take a job at Gacycorp just because they promise you sexy clowns.
Does everyone see an endlessly loading taskbar in place of Gawker comments now? I can't decide if this is good or bad.
I always feel slightly sorry for the models in these getups. I assume they are slowly dying inside from shame.
If you look at the numbers, the odds of being murdered by a sexy clown aren't any higher than being murdered by a sexy poodle.
I assume they are slowly dying inside from shame thinking about me.
Also, since my other hobby, aside from models, is Yglesias-bashing, is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Slate's "business" correspondent, for reasons that are completely impossible to figure out based on reasonable guesses about personal lifestyle, primarily writes about Apple products and Chipotle?
Oh, it's HTTPS Everywhere, breaking yet another website. I think it does more harm than good.
"A hula hooping dog who is bad" cracks me up. High-concept!
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Unfogged has twelve-year-old lurkers?
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"All of the cheerleaders exploding behind you" sounds like the climax of a sexy action movie.
"All of the cheerleaders exploding behind you" sounds like the climax of a sexy action movie.
Or of Heathers.
If nobody can determine what is sexy, certain problems will get worse.
21: Are they allowed to bend their necks? If not, isn't it impossible no matter how small their bellies? If so, doesn't it depend on more than just belly size?
Sounds like we need some experimentation. Someone get started on writing a grant proposal.
In the land of the blind, the man with the beeping penis is king.
23: I don't even know where to start looking.
One of Hokey Pokey's games is to tuck his penis while getting his diaper changed and to say "Where my penis go? Where my penis go?" which does totally crack me up.
Also 27 made me laugh out loud.
28: About halfway up the front of Jammies, I'd reckon.
I've got my ear pressed right there as I type this, but I don't hear any beeping.
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Elmo loves you inappropriately.
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If you look at the numbers, the odds of being murdered by a sexy clown aren't any higher than being murdered by a sexy poodle.
Frequentist.
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Will Texas Turn Blue ...Ryan Lizza, New Yorker
Immigration from Mexico only partly accounts for the change. More than a million Americans have moved to Texas in the past decade, many from traditionally Democratic states. More than three hundred and fifty thousand Californians have arrived in the past five years; since 2005, over a hundred thousand Louisianans permanently relocated to Texas, mostly in Houston, after Hurricane Katrina. The population is also skewing younger, which means more Democratic. But Munisteri is more preoccupied by the racial and ethnic changes. He turned to a chart showing Texas's population by ethnic group over the next few decades. A red line, representing the white population, plunged from almost fifty-five per cent, in 2000, to almost twenty-five per cent, in 2040; a blue line, the Hispanic population, climbed from thirty-two per cent to almost sixty per cent during the same period. He pointed to the spot where the two lines crossed, as if it augured a potential apocalypse. "This shows when Hispanics will become the largest group in the state," he said. "That's somewhere in 2014.
C'mon down, y'all!
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Surely Item 2 in the original post is a tribute to ogged (pbuh), who had a habit of ironically posting photos and videos of extraordinarily attractive young women. Because he was a feminist.
36: Surely, of them all, "The Moon at Christmas" is the funniest.
I thought "Confused by the Assignment" was also pretty good.
Also "Blowing Kisses to Angry E-mails," which, yup, sure enough.
Surely, sexy lady in an orchid is being a sexy pistil, not a sexy stamen. Or maybe I'm attracted to a transflower? I'M SO CONFUSED.
"All of the cheerleaders exploding behind you" sounds like the climax of a sexy action movie.
GO GAZA JUNIOR HIGH!
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What's a reasonable amount to pay someone to housesit for two weeks? They don't need to spend every night at our house, but every 2-3 nights would be good.
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Inversely proportional to how nice the house is. If you have a Malibu beach house, no money necessary.
What I'm saying is that YOU better get ready to shell out some cash.
We've never hired a house sitter so I have no idea.
Moby just has the manservants and lingerie-wearing ninja strike force security babes watch the house while he's gone.
What happens if you just lock the door and leave your house?
48: When she comes back, the house might not be there.
Our house is by far the nicest on our street!
So if you leave it unattended, you'll be robbed?
Without a house sitter, the panther might go hungry, the underground submarine base will be poorly maintained, and the piranhas in the piraña moat won't have enough human flesh to satisfy them.
48: the cat is sad. Also we have pipe freezing problems even when we drain the pipes so it's nice to have someone checking in.
Usually we just have someone stop by to feed the cat, take in mail and water the plants, but I was feeling bad this time for some reason.
We just lock the doors, turn off the water, and put a couple of lights on timers.
I mean it's like none of you know the first thing about owning a home.
50: Sounds like it's all JRoth's fault. Have him housesit.
Are you referring to the panther or the ocelot?
I'm not a panther, I just oce a lot.
So not a single actual dollar numerical advice?
62: You forgot to ask for airport pick-up.