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I am a Bad Jew.

Um, got any shrimp around?

I'll settle for lobster or crab.

If necessary, a good cheeseburger.

Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 12- 5-03 11:18 AM

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You call that Bad? Why not go, um, whole hog, as they say:

A bacon cheesburger on a leavened bun, chased down with a clamato.

Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 12- 5-03 12:03 PM

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Or the blood of gentile babies.

I mean, if you REALLY want to be a bad Jew...

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 5-03 2:35 PM

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I'm pretty sure consuming the blood of gentile babies is actually called for in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, so really, how bad could it be? I know I've got my copy around here somewhere . . .

Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 12- 5-03 9:32 PM

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well, my opinion on this is that we have tiny pearls within our bums that allow us to eat unborn babies and the goats wil back me up on this. if you are like my uncle jimmy, thats joseph to you, and the pearls have no secure place inside the bum then i will hold them for you my child. this is just one of jesus' teachings!!!

Posted by: jesus christ | Link to this comment | 05- 4-04 9:24 AM

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Well Jesus, sometimes when my bowel seems to rejoice with happiness i like to get footloose down in the ole Hell of small midgets on advacadoes. Kenny Loggins once told me tht love will always change the radius of nipples!!!thnk you and goodnight!

Posted by: Lucifer | Link to this comment | 05- 4-04 9:27 AM