Christian's a good guy. Always wondered what became of his bacterial poetry concept.
Twitter as a medium brings out the egotism in almost everyone. (At work I brought up a minor public figure I follow on Twitter and was told he was unbearably full of himself in person; realized it was virtually impossible to tell this against background levels.)
"Not only was I unable to write my father's eulogy, I was unable to write him a letter for his coffin. "
Who needs love like that?