We need to send Dennis a t-shirt that says something like I Ran for President and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt. Well, and a Blind Date Too, So I Guess That's Cool.
According to the story, "she lives with her boyfriend, Robert, in New Jersey."
This is the best he can do? The best choice for a date out of the 80 women who applied is someone who isn't even available? What must the rest of them be like?
Holy cripe, I didn't read that! This would be embarrassing for someone running for city council. Oh Dennis.
Well, at least we know he kept his rational faculties during the date, if you know what I mean. (Sorry, but it's what we were all thinking...)
Not that I like the guy as a candidate, but to be fair to Dennis, he didn't pick her, voters on a website (set up by someone else, not Dennis) did.
The article said that out of 20,00 votes, Ms. Santore got 51%. That seems suspiciously high to me. I wonder if her profile mentioned her boyfriend Robert . . .
I guess you can give Kucinich points for being a good sport and playing along, but then I also guess he didn't have much to lose.
To be fair to Dennis, he's a complete nutjob who isn't really running for President, no matter what his web site says.
Oh yeah, he's definitely a nutjob. But we didn't need this contest to tell us that.
To be fair to Dennis, he's still upset by the way his Uncle Bilbo behaved at the birthday party.