1

So nice to have you back, you monster.

Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 5:52 PM

2

Bravo.

Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 6:45 PM

3

This is pretty great.

Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 6:48 PM

4

I still like the Obsidian Wings crocodile version of this one:

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the eco-tourist
that was in
the river

and whom
you were probably
relying upon
to pay your guide fees.

Forgive me
he was delicious
so crunchy
and screamy.

Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 7:13 PM

5

I have written
More poems
But no one

Ever parodies them.
Forgive me
But even I
Have

Forgotten their words and the ways they should be arranged.

Posted by: wcw | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 7:55 PM

6

Recommend The Autobiography of William Carlos Williams highly. The medical details from before WWI are amazing, and vividly described.

Posted by: idp | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 8:06 PM

7

I'm glad you all liked it. It turns out that not everyone has a sense of humor about these things

Posted by: Woody Allen | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 8:52 PM

8

1 and 2 get it exactly right.

Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 9:04 PM

9

In this time of trouble we hope that everyone will respect our privacy.

Posted by: Allen-Farrow Merged Family | Link to this comment | 03- 3-14 9:29 PM

10

+1

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03- 4-14 3:40 AM

11

so 5 depends
upon

a red
herring

Posted by: Awl | Link to this comment | 03- 4-14 8:27 AM