Strikes me as more Howl than Leaves of Grass, but entertaining reading all the same.
Now all you have to do to be a Communist is find fault with American foreign policy? Geez, talk about slipping standards and grade inflation. Why, in my day you had to walk three miles barefoot through the snow, singing "The Internationale" at the top of your lungs, just to get considered. Man, these kids have it so easy today with their cell phones and all ten toes...
