Re: I'm Bored With The World Cup -- Changes To Tennis Rules Are More Interesting

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Wrong link, brah.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 6:05 AM
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Whoops, fixed. But I'm not really interested in tennis rules, I just love the Latvian guy.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 6:25 AM
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Ticking along, peacefully, and then someone asks him a question about the real problems that afflict tennis today. All excited, he gets to say what he thinks, and then finds out that he was mistaken and no one understands him, they just wanted to talk about stupid line judges.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 6:26 AM
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I can't tell you how happy I am that the fixed link did not go to an Onion article.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 6:28 AM
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But what are his opinions on the Vampire Menace. Inquiring minds really do want to know.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 6:45 AM
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That Gulbis guy is somehow an aristocratic fop despite having been born in Soviet Latvia.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 6:53 AM
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I wonder if vampires are a serious problem in Latvia. I mean, in the winter months, the short days would be an issue.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 7:08 AM
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5: Likewise. Perhaps he proposes sharpening the handles of tennis rackets so they can to double duty as stakes. That'd be my solution.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 7:58 AM
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7 Do they hibernate during the white nights?


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 8:03 AM
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Maybe they go south for the summer -- "snowbats," you might say.


Posted by: widget | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 8:20 AM
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Here's the clip. "His "vampires" were people hanging around sucking the 'blood" out of tennis as he explains.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 9:06 AM
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"I thought something else" is Latvian for "never mind!" in Emily Litella voice.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-29-14 9:39 AM
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