My only internet is a cell phone with t-mobile. It's like dial-up, except that it cuts out more often.
Which is to say, not clicking your link isn't to imply it isn't golden.
I wish they hadn't beeped the shit out of every fucking thing he said.
4: Alternatively, they could have made the entire narrative a giant string of beeps from the beginning.
Or tweaked the beeps to spell out "fuck!" in Morse code
While on the subject of Greenland Shark, here is a charming tale of Canadian kindness to animals.
Also, I imagine a charming "After you Claud" dance as they negotiate which one gets to pull the rotting hunk of moose from the jaws of the blind shark.
I couldn't help pitying the guy in the video because his drop camera apparently can't pan.
I am watching with the sound off and all I have to say is
1) That windswept tundra looks pleasantly far from my office
and
2) Hellooooo, sharkologist!
Sharkologists hold pieces of meat, but that doesn't mean you can treat them like one.
Their lidless eyes are up here, Smearcase.
I think the shark is kind of charming too.
It seems germane to point out that the Norwegian film "Kon-Tiki" which I saw last night a) is very good and b) contains a lot of 1) shirtless Scandinavian men and 2) sharks. Something for everyone really.