Re: Thanks, Obama!

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Oh, just click through. It's great.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:04 AM
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You've seen the full video, right?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:10 AM
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I guess not?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:22 AM
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It gets dark when he gets frustrated and then beats the puppy to death with the glass.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:30 AM
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It's going to be -6 (regular) when I go to work tomorrow. Unless I decide to sleep in.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:33 AM
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The Full Video.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:41 AM
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4 was great.


Posted by: Tim "Ripper" Owens | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 9:55 AM
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Obama drawing of Michelle Obama with little hearts around it is just ridiculously adorable.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 10:03 AM
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The full video really is great.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 10:10 AM
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I grew up with that same ugly gold eagle lamp in our basement.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 11:52 AM
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If I could never heard the phrase "Behold my Egyptian god card" again, that would be just great.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 11:53 AM
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9: Barry O. is exceptionally charming. And since the thing is basically an PSA for today's Obamacare deadline, it makes me wonder: couldn't he have used that charm to persuade the American people on single-payer? Medicare for everyone! YOLO! I don't know. Maybe not, but it seemed like he didn't even try for it.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 12:31 PM
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12: Or at least a public option.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 1:10 PM
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Don't make me link to a million Mayhew and Lemieux columns.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 1:31 PM
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12: Oh, Stanley. No. There are too many people still too racist to succumb to his charms (at the very least), and the conservative/libertarian message about government being the problem rather than the solution has managed to take too strong a hold, and the insurance industry refused to be on board anyway.

Glad to hear that I'm not the only one reading Richard Mayhew with appreciation for the sheer information.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 1:46 PM
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Sure all us obots find it charming but I can't help but wonder if team war thought the same of GWB's infamous "Any weapons under here? Nope!" sketch, and if they feel the same about this as we felt about that. Joking about the tyranny of government subsidized insurance, what a monster!


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 1:51 PM
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There were people here who basically felt antagonized by his charm. A lot of the PUMA crowd felt similarly -- it meant he was false and self-admiring, etc.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:00 PM
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17: And the selfie stick became his scepter. King Obama!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:02 PM
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16: The term, Childers argued, is disrespectful to the memory of Kayla Mueller, the American humanitarian worker held hostage by the Islamic State and killed during Jordanian airstrikes against the group earlier this week. According to Childers, the video was recorded the same day the White House announced the death of Mueller.

"The president says, 'YOLO, man!'" Childers said Friday morning. "And for people at home who may not know what that stands for, YOLO stands for 'you only live once.'"

"Well you know who's not alive, Juan, now?" she asked Fox News political analyst Juan Williams. "Hitler Kayla Mueller."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:11 PM
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I'm sitting around the house eating brownies and those little cheese circles that come in red wax. It's just too cold to pass up snacks in favor of the actual food we have.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:17 PM
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20: I just made a Spanish tortilla, basically a huge potato omelet (10 eggs!). I'm rather impressed with the results, if I may humblebrag.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:22 PM
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Well I can open the cheese without deforming the wax.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:34 PM
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To continue my bragging, I want to let everybody know I have diamond horse armor. I didn't even know that was a thing.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:45 PM
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12: no, the best plan is to conscript the entire population by executive order to fight the War on Terror. Children, the disabled, pacifists, everyone. Then announce the next day that he's thought it over and it was a stupid idea. Everyone is discharged honourably. Sorry about that, don't know what I was thinking.
Oh, by the way, you're all veterans now, with one day of honourable service, so you all get VA health care. Instant NHS.
The only problem is babies born after Mass Conscription Day won't be covered but you either make Mass Conscription Day an annual thing or you do it as part of the birth registration process, so every neonate gets drafted at birth, and then discharged from both hospital and the Marine Corps simultaneously a day or two later.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 2:58 PM
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The VA is currently facing a huge backlog.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 3:01 PM
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The diamond horse armor comes with a special diamond knife that enables you to slice the wax around the cheese just so? And what do you do with the undeformed wax shell? Admire it?


Posted by: Virgalicious | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 3:18 PM
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Also, the VA system isn't remotely comparable to a single payer system. It pays if you have a service connect disability or if you meet a threshold for need. The threshold is very high by American social welfare standards, but still cuts out somewhere in the middle class. Plenty of people receiving services at the VA are using private insurance as partial payment.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 3:26 PM
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Recently, I was telling the story of registering with the Selective Service (the US conscription agency, basically), and I was struck by the fact that it's still a male-only thing. So ajay's plan of conscripting everyone also strikes a blow for feminism.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 3:35 PM
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Curses, another insane scheme skewered upon the antlers or reality.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 3:36 PM
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27: I was talking to an NP who was helping out with her Dad's are. He must have been Medicare-age, but he went there for certain things and not for others.

But, you can pay? I always wondered what you were supposed to do if you were well off and suffering from PTSD. They might have the best expertise, group therapy to deal with combat-caused PTSD, but you didn't qualify, because you had too much money.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 3:56 PM
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That would be service connected and covered regardless of your income. I think. I don't pretend to understand the system.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 4:09 PM
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He could declare everyone to be Native American, and let them get healthcare through the IHS. Strike a blow for manifest destiny and universal healthcare.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 6:10 PM
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And for casino gambling.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 6:11 PM
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Even now, the general public has reservations about Obamacare.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 6:14 PM
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Thank you. That was good.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-15-15 6:16 PM
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32 is much better. And a sop to the nativist lobby as well.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-16-15 1:59 AM
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32 is a fantastic idea. Thanks, Caracalla!


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-16-15 3:25 AM
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