Still not as weird as the dinosaur ones.
Grammarians from Space Forced Me to Write Properly: (and also Turned Me Gay)
Wide world out there.
This from the Gronk one is nice from a truth-in-advertising perspective:
Find out the lengths people will go to fulfill their fantasies in this super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.
The author of the gronking one sounds neat.
It's tough to beat the oeuvre of the author of The Baby Jesus Butt Plug.
His work seems to be in a rather different genre from this other stuff, though.
Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress by Chuck Tingle.
By the author of "I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane".
A reviewer writes:
With a title like this, I had to own it.
I guess they like frustrated desires, or they wouldn't be using a Kindle.
For those of you interested in non-erotic non-fiction about Word.
10: And Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
It seems like that could be in bad taste.
Unlike all the others, which I was thinking of sending to my maiden aunt for Easter.
Are there sales figures on these? I mean, is the amusing thing that it occurred to someone to write Clippy porn, or are we being appalled that there's apparently a segment of the population who may be genuinely reading it for its purportedly intended purpose?
Based on friends-of-friends on LiveJournal, I think there is a real segment of the population who is smart and loves reading porn, and loves reading porn-with-a-wink.
Anyway, I'm pleased to find out that this author exists, in the making-the-world-a-richer-place sense.
A friend of mine ordered me a copy of The Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden so now that's in my house for Zardoz to discover someday.
So, here we all are then, I guess.
I assume this is an invitation launch a Naked Came the Stranger-type collaboration. We await your initial chapter.
First they came for the cheerleaders, but I said nothing because I wasn't especially into cheerleaders. Next they came for the stewardesses, but I said nothing because there was a whole category of unrealistically-underdressed housewives to explore. And then they came for me. They sure did! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I expected Hell to be warmer for some reason.
I expected Hell to be warmer for some reason.
We're working on it.
Clicking all the links in this thread is going to lead to me getting weird recommendations from Amazon for the foreseeable future, isn't it?
The pigeon mask followed me around the internet for weeks.
It's all coming together just the way I planned.
Ambi seeks sinister for directional repartee. No Aussies need apply.
I know it was one of two threads.
The sasquatch book is vaguely funny. I see that the author of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug has been praised by Cory Doct/orow and the Gurandia, though possibly for his seminal The Haunted Vagina
He calls himself a real-life Kilgore Trout, which is endearing.
I see that the author of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug has been praised by Cory Doct/orow....
So have a lot of things.
Chuck Tingle has not only written a book called "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt", he wrote a followup called "Pounded in the Butt By My Book 'Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt'".
Since nosflow has reanimated the thread, I offer a story about one of my alma mater's more illustrious alums. Money quote: "Are we unconventional in our approach to stallion care? Absolutely."
Oh God I love Doug Spink. The whole "I am a political prisoner" thing is hysterical considering he's doing time for coke.