I was telling my collaborators about this story before a meeting and one of them (the PI) suddenly got up to close the door to the anteroom. "Are we going to talk about something confidential?" I asked with confusion. "No, but [ assistant ] is out there and you just said 'ANAL BEADS' quite loudly."
Second-order mortification! Sorry for the hostile work environment, [ assistant ].
The story is so mortifying it's sending out waves of mortifaction all over the country!
waves of mortifaction
My Pixies cover band.
If the gut-drop is anything to go by, stories like this scare me more than the whole global warming thing.
Anal canal was I ere I saw Ekranoplan beads.
Your daily reminder to clear your clipboard regularly.
I think that as a society, we just need to accept that each of us has a small, but non-zero chance of accidentally mass mailing a link about anal beads and that we should therefore strive not be understanding until somebody has done that twice or more.
Clean your clipboard like you clean your anal beads.
"Writing briefs" is some particular kind of underwear favored by novelists?
And "Boxer Shorts" are brief pieces of fiction about members of the Militia United in Righteousness.
Clean your clipboard like you clean your anal beads.
Boil it?
Not if you are going to use them later as a way to chill a beverage without watering it down like melting ice would.
I'll be damned, they do sell freezable anal beads. Thanks, Moby!
20: I guess it just didn't occur to me. Does it make them more fun?
I mean, lots of materials can be put in a freezer. I can imagine not having thought about it, and being surprised by anal beads specifically intended to be frozen (sounds unpleasant!), but not really being surprised by anal beads that merely can be frozen.
Mrs. K-sky tells about the time she was living at home for a spell and a friend sent her a postcard notifying her that a hot sexytime prospect was going to be down her way. It had a kitschy model on the front (shirtless cowboy or something) and text just said "I'm sending you something..." Her mother found the postcard, confronted her, and said, "Is your friend sending you a dildo? You should never share those, and you should always clean them with bleach!"
I was surprised that there are anal bands that are marketed specifically as being freezable, if that helps clarify things for you.
If you put enough ice cubes up your butt, it's kind of like getting an enema.
27 And if they get stuck up there you just have to wait awhile. No need for any awkward implausible explanations to the emergency room staff.
I guess it's more convenient than waiting for the water to get cold enough.
I decided long ago, never to wank with any one's dildo.
If I fail, if I succeed, at least I lived with hy-y-giene.
Learning to love yourself, it is the safest love of all.
Banal Eid's meet my needs
Burma Shave