I'm pretty sure this is all you need to know about having a baby.
1: just a reminder that in a just world the punishment for people who without warning post links to videos that autoplay with sound would be death.
Hey, youtube is youtube. There's not much I can do about that.
Also writing in library books. You are evil library book writers and deserve many many heaps of punishment.
I just bought a crib sheet from Etsy that my sister had on her baby registry. It is cute, and the knowledge that the baby will be sleeping on it will help console me given that I won't be able to hold said baby for at least a few months.
Broken link above, but it's design number one: https://www.etsy.com/listing/234147353/nursery-bedding-by-hawthorne-threads
5 Crib sheets work best when you make your own. That's how you absorb the material on the test.
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And I can't believe I'm still awake and have to get up in three hours but that wonderful long distance thing that's been happening just keeps getting more wonderful. Up all night chatting. She asked me to visit ahead of schedule (though not stay with her), like next week instead of December as I'd planned (there's thing I'll be going to at that time). I'm not sure I'll do that though because there's quite a lot more weight I want to shed by then.
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She met you when you had the weight, right? You should do it.
Crazily enough we have yet to meet in person, this is all via email, chat, dms, etc, and she only just asked for a pic tonight which I sent of just my face (which never showed any weight really, I carry it all in my gut). I've seen her pics because she's in the arts and has had stories done on her, etc.
Now I really must get to sleep.
(this debate, these clowns, so surreal.)
You should watch the debates. If you've been up for a while the surreality of it will only be more fun.
10 But I'm on track to lose just about all of it at this pace by December.
Now sleep.
So surprised to hear that Pataki is there.
8/10: I sympathize so much, but really, you're going to delay meeting someone you really like because you're worried your weight would be a deal-breaker or off-putting? That's not giving her much credit. Besides, maybe you lose the weight and then you're distressed over how unmuscular you look, or whether you have loose skin. You could not like something about her, too! Maybe you'll find the sound of her voice horribly grating. You'd wait three more months to figure out whether you get along as well in person as in writing?
Just send a picture of John Stamos.
Besides, maybe you lose the weight and then you're distressed over how unmuscular you look, or whether you have loose skin.
Well, now he might be.
Barry, if she's attracted to you at your December weight, she will be attracted to you now. Really.* Not to mention that you're risking the chance she'll meet someone else in that time period. If she's excited about meeting you, take advantage of that NOW!
*In my experience, straight and bi women care a lot less about a few extra pounds on a man.
I am not unmuscular.
OK, I'll see what tonight brings and start looking into going.
The sun will come up tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun. Because desert.
Now wondering if I should mention that reason and the recent dieting (which I've been doing with fierce determination and perseverance ever since this became a possibility in my mind).
I think not. It's an adorable thing to mention once the relationship has gotten snuggly, it's not even dreadful in a wistful breakup, but it's a leetle too much pressure on her beforehand.
Totally fair to mention that you've been rearranging your diet while, say, choosing a restaurant together. If you want hercto be surecthat it only gets better from here, that should do it.
At this phase, the most important thing is to reassure her that you are not a serial killer. Talk about how you don't even have a basement.
7 is quite right. It took me a while to understand what 5 was talking about.
Good work on 8. I hope she doesn't turn out to be a 47-year-old balding man in a basement. Because you already have one of those in your life.
22.1: Sorry, I was trying to come with with a generic body insecurity. I could think of bunch that were specific to women but not many for guys. That was the first one I latched on to. I was trying to kindly suggest you give yourself a break. Endorse 19 and 20.
Chronic ankle pain is the most common of all.
Women on dates will often surreptiously kick the guy they're with in the ankle just to check and see if he's concealing a limp.
Or a peg-leg. Dating a pirate is a real turn-off.
I mentioned just getting my ankle and foot cut off. It seemed to be the only permanent solution, but the doctor I mentioned it to just looked horrified.
Next time you should let him finish using the stall before asking.
Then you should really have let her finish.
It must have been a rather odd topic to bring up on a date.
That's wild. You look astonishingly different from the initial pictures.