Re: Piggies

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Also interesting, BGI chose to publish in Chinese in what amounts to their own journal rather than in Nature, Science, or Cell.

Does that mean they just made it up? It wouldn't be the first "cloning" thing that somebody faked.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 7:44 AM
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It looks like there's a long, rich history of misrepresentation of fully-grown pig weight.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 7:59 AM
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4-H?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:00 AM
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The actual GHR-defective miniature pigs exist now and didn't before.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:01 AM
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It looks like there's a long, rich history of misrepresentation of fully-grown pig weight.

My dear chap, you're absolutely right. Look at what happened at the Shropshire Agricultural Show the year before last. That terrible man Alaric Dunstable absolutely assured everyone that Pride of Matchingham tipped the scales at four hundred and twenty three pounds and I would stake a fiver that --


Posted by: Opinionated Lord Emsworth | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:05 AM
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SHUT UP CLARENCE YOU'RE BLITHERING AGAIN


Posted by: Opinionated Lady Constance Keeble | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:06 AM
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Maybe the use of "cloning" is throwing me off. If it's like knock-out mice, they aren't actually clones.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:06 AM
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That is, the actual living mice are made the old fashioned way (sexually, furtively, behind your cabinet), but the genes implanted have been cloned.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:13 AM
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I wish I would stop getting emails for knock-out mice. I've got no use for them and don't have a department purchasing card anyway.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:15 AM
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I hear they're a real knock-out.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:16 AM
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right, the minipigs are actually descendents of the adults from modified embryos.

My understanding is that, similarly to knockout mice, altered DNA is inserted into an early-stage embryo, with reasonably high probability of zygote viability. Do you mean technically not a clone in the sense that there's no parent with the modified DNA ? If yes, agreed, but I question the utility of so narrow a definition.

Here's a paper describing knock-in mice with this technique:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25123483?dopt=Abstract


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:23 AM
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I agree that it's a narrow definition, but it's also the common (in both senses) one.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:26 AM
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This isn't the CRISPR technique, this is an older technique using TALENs. Here is a comparison of the techniques. CRISPR is much easier to use, because you don't have to construct and clone a new enzyme from many small parts in order to make a new CRISPR. And you don't then have to get that giant protein into the cells you're targeting.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:31 AM
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What are the odds on having mini-bears within my lifetime? I've always thought it would be awesome to have a tiny, aggressive mini-grizzly as a pet.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:35 AM
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But TALEN is safer than CRISPR if it gets into the general population, I'm given to understand. Doesn't overwrite everything it comes into contact with.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:36 AM
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14: How small?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:40 AM
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Apparently sun bears are small as 60 pounds. You might get a miniature one by selective breeding.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:43 AM
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They take three years to reach sexual maturity and have only one or two cubs at a time, so probably not in your life.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:44 AM
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No matter how much we might all pledge ourselves to the tenets of Halfordismo every Sunday, having something in our house that can't be toilet-trained and keeps trying to bite you seems hard to sustain. But you could test it out with other existing small mammals.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:45 AM
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Like pigs.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:46 AM
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I was thinking like maybe 1 pound, 6 inches high. Claws sharp enough to draw a little blood, but you could just watch it get cute-mad, and swat it away when it goes into a mini-grizzly rage. Can CRISPR or TALEN make this happen?


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:47 AM
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Have they even made a dog that small?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:50 AM
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I'd be happy with a bear about the size of a Jack Russel. And I don't see why we need to assume you can't house break one. We just don't know. It's not like anybody has tried much.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:53 AM
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My longstanding animal fantasy is either squads of dog-sized permian dragonflies in one of my greenhouses, or Arthropleura, the 2-meter terrestrial centipede.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:55 AM
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I thought those required a much more oxygen-rich atmosphere.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 8:58 AM
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But TALEN is safer than CRISPR if it gets into the general population, I'm given to understand. Doesn't overwrite everything it comes into contact with.

I'm not sure it's safer. The issue with CRISPR is that it seems like it's so precisely targeted that soon engineering human embryos will be reliable instead of a "Do 50, 1 might work" proposition. So finally the ethical conundrums will be real instead of theoretical.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:03 AM
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On a semi-related topic, and I don't want my bullshit to deter actually knowledgeable people from talking about real science, but ... I had a dream two nights ago that because of concussions the NFL was wrapping itself up as a football league and was transforming itself into a professional "modern" bear-baiting league, and I was asked to represent the new bear-baiting NFL in litigation with animal rights groups.

Aside from bragging about having the best dream ever, (though the dream never clarified what "modern" bear-baiting is) I bring this up because brutal animal sports replacing brutal human ones seems like a plausible use for animal cloning. Maybe?


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:05 AM
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I think it's more likely that both animal and human brutality will increase together instead of being substitutes. On a related note, Vick is now starting for the Steelers.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:08 AM
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Let me reiterate my call for the cloning of the Wrangel Island Pygmy Mammoth. Mammoths the size of very large dogs would be a hell of a lot cooler than anything you can do with a pig other than make bacon, and even that is arguable.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:09 AM
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14,21,23: Forget mini-bears. If easy and affordable gene editing is on the horizon, I want a bear-crocodile hybrid.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:10 AM
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brutal animal sports replacing brutal human ones seems like a plausible use for animal cloning.

Not quite sure why. If we wanted to bring back bear-baiting, it would be a hell of a lot easier to supply the bears through conventional means (such as farming them) than through cloning, which is ludicrously expensive and still requires you to have a lot of bears around the place to gestate the clones in.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:13 AM
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But doesn't cruelty to animals regularly incite huge raging opprobrium while grinding constant systematic cruelty to humans is just ho hum business as usual? Don't think major league bear bating coming back.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:13 AM
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29: Is there a Kickstarter?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:13 AM
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I was asked to represent the new bear-baiting NFL in litigation with animal rights groups.

"We're asking you to come in on this litigation because we've heard good things about you as a litigator."

"I hear that there have been allegations of mistreatment?"

"They'll be dealt with by our alligator."


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:15 AM
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33: If my current job doesn't pan out, there will be.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:15 AM
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I feel like 32 is the answer to 31. We're conditioned by Victorian morality or whatever to view bear-baiting as unacceptable but pro football as OK. But if they were genetically cloned mini-bears, or crocodile-robot-bears, or whatever, all of a sudden we're out of the world of traditional sympathy with nature and into a battle of the technically-engineered monsters, and who wouldn't want that?


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:17 AM
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Be the change you want to see in the world, but only if nothing else is pressing.


Posted by: Opinionated Half-Assed Gandhi | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:18 AM
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25. Yes, sure, but I don't see you lecturing Carlos Slash Danger or whatever his higher-order pseud is about the likely cranial problems of dwarf ursidae.

26. Also germ-line modified crop plants and food animals.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:19 AM
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38.1: I'm a mammalist.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:21 AM
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Anyway, when do we get the midget elephants Heinlein promised?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:22 AM
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37: First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they win.


Posted by: Gloomily Realistic Gandhi | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:23 AM
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(though the dream never clarified what "modern" bear-baiting is)

XFL rules, obviously.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:31 AM
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I think "modern" bear-baiting consists of one bear vs. one recently-unemployed NFL player in a bear-proof suit. Possibly with a club or spear.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:37 AM
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In modern bear-baiting the bears have robot jockeys riding on their backs, like Saudi camel racing. Also, trampolines.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:37 AM
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44: Bear kosho? I'm in!


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:41 AM
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Last night I dreamed I had a medium sized bear as a pet. Forget size, a bear with a dog's temperment would be the best pet ever.
I don't know if it would require breeding or just training, but I would like a species of domesticated, insect-eating birds that will hover around people or parties. Bats, for nighttime.
Genetically engineered dragonflies might be better, because pooping.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:48 AM
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There's no demand for bear-baiting; we invented Twitter.

also, at about 3am the other night at someone's party, I met a biochemist who works on CRISPR but who's about to quit because he thinks the French city he lives in is missing a good German or Austrian bakery, and he's going to make it happen.

I didn't ask him if in that case he could find me a spare vial or two of the stuff to experiment with. (Tuck its ears in!)


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 9:50 AM
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we invented Twitter.

That was you? I hope you're at least sorry.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 10:01 AM
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46:How about a dog with a dog's temperament that happens to really, really look like a bear?

I think these miniature pigs are great and should be sold as pets - not because I think they'd be especially great pets (I don't think that), but because they would finally put an end to the now less fashionable (but still existing!) "teacup pig" thing, which is genuinely awful.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 10:58 AM
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Granted, it's awful. But selling pigs to people by convincing them that the pig will stay the size of a teacup is also hilarious. Objectively.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 11:04 AM
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49.last I think you're not supposed to feed them after midnight.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 11:06 AM
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27 is still a pretty decent dream tho!


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 11:20 AM
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29. We already have pygmy hippos, and no one seems to keep them as pets.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 12:17 PM
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They taste too good for that.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 12:25 PM
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14: mini-bears would at least avoid this problem.


Posted by: marcel proust | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 1:10 PM
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I would enjoy placing lab orders for knock-out mice a lot more if I didn't know that their lives would be unusually nasty brutish and short (though not solitary) even for mice.

I picture them as giant mice with boxing gloves rampaging around the lab, popping post-docs in the face, with their tiny mice eyes all glassy and weird and the way they are.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 2:28 PM
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Did you just start getting so much spam for them that you ordered some just to see what the fuss was?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 3:00 PM
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Political piggies?


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 6:01 PM
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24: or Arthropleura, the 2-meter terrestrial centipede

That's a really cruel and uncalled-for description.


Posted by: Opinionated Arthur O. Pleura | Link to this comment | 10- 1-15 6:10 PM
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Roberto Tigro, Eggplant, I would like to join your consortium for the obtaining of miniature pet bears. Please keep me posted.

It seems to me that they should have fewer health issues than pigs bred to be tiny, b/c they have plenty of other ancestors besides the cloned-edited ancestor---i.e. many generations of inbreeding weren't required to increase the density of the gene in the population.

I wonder if they will be used in cognitive science research. It's probably a lot easier to build mazes for mini pigs than full sized pigs.


Posted by: Ile | Link to this comment | 10- 2-15 2:32 PM
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