Re: Walkability

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I was there for a wedding. It seemed nice. Nobody got really plastered drunk because this was the California part of the family and apparently growing up in California turns you into the kind of people who have two glasses of wine and then stop.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:21 AM
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I was there for a wedding sixteen years ago, when Sally was a baby. I remember thinking it looked as if it had been neutron-bombed: giant wide straight streets with no one driving on them.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:28 AM
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Only the flesh-eat roaches were missing.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:32 AM
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I have some kneejerk skepticism about this piece, but I also haven't spent time in Indianapolis in the last five years. The walkway shown looks like it would go past the really excellent yarn shop, though, so maybe I should go fact check. (The stuff about the Monon bike trail getting a lot of use has been true for a long time, I think.)


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:37 AM
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I think Indianapolis is more like Columbus than Pittsburgh. For one thing, they both have the state government, which really helps for getting infrastructure that doesn't suck. Also, both are mostly flat and new (that is built after 1960).


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:39 AM
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My Chicago relatives call it "Indiana-no-place," because it's in Indiana and thus must be made fun of*.

*Exception: Notre Dame


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:41 AM
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My brother got a job in Atlanta because of Notre Dame. It really does matter.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:44 AM
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Indianapolis has the kind of consolidated government I adore (procedurally).


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:54 AM
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Indianapolis is a terrible, no good, Colts-stealing hellhole.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 8:59 AM
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At least Baltimore would never, ever stoop to stealing a football team.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:01 AM
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It all began in 2010 when the city sold its water and sewer utility to a public trust, reaping a $500 million windfall.

How does that work? It sounds like they got money for privatizing their public utility, but somehow its still public? Whaaa?


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:04 AM
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At least Baltimore would never, ever stoop to stealing a football team.

Stealing? Of course not. Taking back that which was wrongfully pilfered by the Midwest? Absolutely.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:05 AM
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11: Pittsburgh did the same thing. Or a similar thing. Except it was to avoid going broke.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:09 AM
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The portion of that bike trail through Broad Ripple is really quite lovely. Several times I've walked the bit between the Belgian brew pub and the ice cream shop, and it's very pleasant. The portion near IUPUI, on the other hand, is kind of depressing and vacant (at least one weekends). One nice bike path aside, I think Indianapolis has a long long way to go before it can become the new Pittsburgh, and I'd bet on Louisville (more old and compact) or Columbus (because it has the state flagship) instead. The combination of the three just-far-enough-away university towns and the proximity of Chicago, is just going to make it hard for Indianapolis to ever really be cool.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:11 AM
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I don't exactly understand it either, but I think the water and sewer authority just took on a bunch of bonds to pay for the city for its own creation and the bonds get paid out of the utility bills. It's robbing Peter to pay Paul, except that Paul can borrow money at better rates because it has a fixed asset (the water/sewer infrastructure) and doesn't have a whole bunch of other obligations (e.g. an underfunded pension system).


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:12 AM
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The problem is that Paul operates with much less public oversight and also fucks up your water bills by trying to get their programming done on the cheap in places that use commas for decimal points and vice versa.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:23 AM
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This is confusing. Let's change "Paul" to "Wolf Cub Authority".


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:24 AM
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I guess that's alright, except for robbing the utility of democratic control to favor the whims of the bond vigilantes.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:24 AM
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14: The Broad Ripple part is what I was thinking of. And are you saying Indianapolis could become Louisville or Louisville could become Pittsburgh? I'm inclined to put flat cities against flat cities and hilly ones in a different category. I do think you and Moby are right that Indianapolis is Columbus minus OSU.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:25 AM
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I mean, I guess its better than when Chicago just up and sold all its parking meters to Goldman Sachs.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:26 AM
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Indiana sold its toll roads to a private company but I don't know that Indianapolis proper has done anything. I also don't pay much attention.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:34 AM
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They always do these snapshots during spring/summer, but being an ex-northerner, winter and snow are 4-5 months of the year, and have their own kind of beauty. And I miss it.

And well, snow may not be around much pretty soon.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:50 AM
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Columbus minus OSU

And OSU is most of the point of Columbus.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:56 AM
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I was saying Louisville is a better candidate the new Pittsburgh, aka the new new Brooklyn. Not saying it will, but I find it more plausible than Indy.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in." (9) | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 9:59 AM
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Brooklyn is so over.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:01 AM
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We stop in Indy occasionally on long drives. The children's museum there is excellent, and there are some revitalized retail sections with cute shops and restaurants. But about 95% of what I've seen looks desolate and dilapidated. But if they're trying to be more walk and bike friendly, more power to them.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:03 AM
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Also, Indiana generally really sets off my "scary white people" alarm.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:04 AM
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Racist.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:08 AM
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How can you say that, ogged, when Visit Indy managed to get at least two black men (well, okay, it could be the same one in a change of clothes) into their two promotional photos? AND the closeup has at least one other person whose hair isn't light brown! It totally looks like 40%-nonwhite gentrification!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:10 AM
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I've heard Indianapolis disparaged much of my life, certainly often in Chicago.

On our way to Columbus, we've often stopped at Shapiro's, a remarkable deli downtown near the Hoosierdome.

What I have heard is that it is considered a black-friendly city, at least by some Chicagoans who've relocated there specifically because of it.

It's true that OSU is woven into the fabric of Columbus so deeply that it's hard to think of without it. Biographies of Columbusites, such as LeMay or Thurber usually have a lot of OSU in them.


Posted by: idp | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:15 AM
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partly pwned by Thorn, whose opinion is valuable reinforcement.


Posted by: idp | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:16 AM
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29 -- is there a confessional blog post somewhere from an "I staged this multi-ethnic photo for the college promotional brochure" photographer? It feels like there should be.

I know nothing of Indy, but I've heard it was a fun downtown.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:20 AM
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What I love about Indianapolis is that it was located by putting a straightedge on the state map and making an X in the center. We don't need no stinking natural resources: it's the Midwest.

I'm pretty sure I've never been there; maybe I drove around it en route from Chicago to Columbus IN?

Anyway, the Pirates' top minor league team is in Indianapolis, which seems a little on the nose for this discussion.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:23 AM
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32.1: I would love that.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:24 AM
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33: The Islamic Society of North America is just outside town, and they used some sort of choosing-the-center-of-the-US metric to pick a location. You can see them from the road but they decided against a sign at the interstate exit since the only other noteworthy destination is a winery.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:27 AM
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Given that they invented algebra and all, you'd think they would do some kind of population-weighted metric.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:31 AM
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I think they may have, actually, Moby, but I don't remember the details anymore.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:38 AM
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Algebra is Muslim. Calculus is Christian. Math is Jewish.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 10:42 AM
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I was in Indy for a (work) convention - it seemed nice enough, at least on a sunny summer day walking around that big downtown park.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 11:02 AM
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39: GenCon! I've only been to Indianapolis once, during GenCon, which meant it was overflowing with game lovers of all types. From the little I saw, it seemed nice enough.


Posted by: Mooseking | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 11:26 AM
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Not so much GenCon, no. The world (maybe N. American) Pokémon championship was the weekend before, though.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 11:30 AM
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Holy crap it autocorrected Pokémon.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 11:31 AM
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38. The Babylonians were Jewish? Daniel got it all wrong then.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 11:39 AM
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Semitic anyway.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 11:41 AM
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One time I was going on about how Hammurabi was a stupid punk who wouldn't know a Code if it bit him in the ass, and I got called out for being Anti-Semitic.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 2:22 PM
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The Code of Hammurabi: Up, up! Down, down. Left, right; left, right. B. A. Start.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 4:21 PM
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45: friggin Indo-european chauvinist.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 10-29-15 4:23 PM
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I was born there! I know I pose as a Jersey girl, but I'm technically a Hoosier. (We moved to NJ when I was 1½.)


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 10-30-15 8:02 AM
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